Sep 13, 2009

359. Right becomes Wrong

Warning : Gross/Mature/ Controversial Content. Parents are requested to read this without the knowledge of their children.

The great Tiger woods can sometimes miss an easy birdie. Sachin Tendulkar can sometimes get out on the first ball. Paris Hilton can surprise people by covering herself fully with some clothes. Instances like these happen on the rarest of rare occasions. This post is a collection of such instances that has happened in the life of the author of this page. These include inappropriate thoughts that bloom in his innocent mind during appropriate situations. The post also has details about some recent controversial news that has created a stir in the minds of People (especially Indians)

1) You don't realise what you'd got till it is gone.

This is a very wonderful Quote written by a person who must have been through a tough time in his/her relationship. If this quote is used appropriately, it sounds good. But why does this quote come into Chronicwriter's mind every time he makes his way out of the Loo?

2) Baddha Konasana

I am not cursing my readers in Greek or Latin. Baddha Konasana is a Yoga Pose. This asana is a beneficial pose for easy childbirth and it is strongly advocated for pregnant women. Click this link to see a model performing Baddha Konasana [link].

Chronicwriter was forced to do Yoga during his MBA days because Yoga was a compulsory activity in his curriculum. At first, he hated practising asanas. But when he soon learnt that there are asanas that were according to his liking, he started performing asanas with great interest. Two asanas caught his attention and he would spend one hour performing these two asanas.

  1. Matya Kridasana ( A very complicated Yoga pose) [link]
  2. Shavasana ( The toughest Yoga pose) [link]

Soon he mastered these two asanas and became the best Yoga student in college. One day he saw his friend (a babe) performing a new asana. Later he came to know that it was Baddha Konasana. Though he knew that this particular asana was advocated mainly for women, he still wanted to master it. Soon he became an expert in it too. Now he doesn't use a nail cutter to cut his toe nails. He can bite his toe nails while doing Baddha Konasana. The multi variant uses of Asana!!! If you have discovered any such special usage of any other asana, please feel free to add it in the comments section.

3) The uropath effect


When my 4th grade History teacher taught me about the former prime minister of India -Morarji Desai, she also mentioned that he was a practitioner of uropath. Uropath is otherwise called as urine therapy. A uropath practioner is one who drinks his/her own urine for health benefits.I immediately tried tried the uropath effect in the year 1991. But I disliked the taste and stopped becoming an uropath addict. Later in my life when I was 17 years old, I had my first intervention with alcohol (Kalyani Beer). Kalyani beer and urine have a similar taste. Now if you have tasted beer, you would have known how urine would taste like.

I just realised that the above three inappropriate instances are from my personal experiences. I would like to add two more irrelevant drama sequences enacted by Politicians of our country to garner media attention. The next two instances have been taken from an e-mail I received from a friend of mine.

4) Rahul Gandhi - The Labour worker

Rahul Gandhi has taken India by storm with his campaign and almost all the youngsters are behind him. Sure! he can talk well. No wonder he had a very cute girlfriend. He is leaving a great impression on the minds of the Google generation youngsters. But I request all the young minds to see this picture before you start believing in all the drama enacted in the political front [link]

5) Guinness World record Holder

The political drama reached new heights when the Chief minister of Tamilnadu "Dr. Karunanidhi" entered the Guinness book of world records when he Fasted for a social cause. The fasting started at 10 a.m (after breakfast) and ended at 11.30 a.m (before brunch). The fasting also took place in a public place.[link] He had air-coolers around him. He was also accompanied by his two wives who fasted too ( A modern day version of sati).

Sometimes right things appear as wrong things in our eye sight; sometimes wrong things appear as right things. If we have a sound discerning mind, no one can fool us.

-Chronicwriter

34 comments:

  1. Cracker of a post, Chriz! Kudos!

    The moment you mentioned Yoga, I expected shavaasanaa! :P. Tell me about someone who doesn't like it.

    Uropathy-alcohol-Kalyani Beer! Yenna linearity, Chriz! kashtagaalam, as some would say, but hilarious! rotfl.

    "modern day version of Sati!" - ultimate! :P

    Cheers. Happy week! :)

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  2. have a new post at my end. Do take a look if time permits! :)

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  3. The karunanidhi thingie !! Incorrigible... I had mentioned in one of my posts to !!

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  4. the first thing I observed when the picture of Karunanidhi fasting was shown on TV was the air coolers. And then later, his speech!!!

    Nice post again, the way you have co-related incidents is awesome

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  5. The first point was too good man!

    Shravasana is my favourite too!!! :D :D

    N ewwww @ the uropath effect. :P

    Great post...keep 'em coming!

    Cheers

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  6. The karunadhini thingy was total fun... at least they managed to give us a good laugh...
    reading you after a long a time... feels great :)

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  7. ha ha... great post.uropath and kalyani beer... no idea.. love the asanas, would try out myself.
    Karunanidhi is ultimate :) you rock Chriz; funny post.. but Paris Hilton you are obsessed by her.

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  8. ha ha... great post.uropath and kalyani beer... no idea.. love the asanas, would try out myself.
    Karunanidhi is ultimate :) you rock Chriz; funny post.. but Paris Hilton you are obsessed by her.

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  9. oho!! post still in continuation of the news stories bit eh? nice amalgamation anyway! :-)

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  10. Aah the Yoga part really got out the laughs! And the Karunanidhi photo was way too good! However the others felt like fillers somehow

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  11. lol, the Karunanidhi episode.. it was the worst ever drama I've ever seen from a politician. Shame is the one word which has evaporated from thses people's dictionary.

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  12. Lolz man u had me on the floor doing the asan :p ... It can't turn more funny then this with karunanidi and his wives LOL ...lovely read in the morning buddy :)

    urs..hemu..

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  13. hiii

    heheheeh! LOVED THE POST...and i did not know karunanidhi has 2 wives??? now polygamy is not banned for him?
    these corrupt politicians are nasty weeds.........

    btw, liked the asans too!

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  14. liked ur take on Rahul Gandhi and KK... :-) wat chriz, talking abt current affairs these days..

    politics pakkam poreengala??

    :-)

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  15. unlike the above comments said, im disappinted dude. i expected shilpa doin asanas.

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  16. An asana for your thought...called vibhatsa asana... a pose that you make while writing your blogs

    Second one is daant asana...a gesture that we show while reading them!

    http://ektakhetan.blogspot.com

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  17. Chriz........

    Tell me something......

    Why you have tagged this blog under two topics.......Nutty memories( I understand)

    Sex??????????????????????????

    Is it becoz

    ""Sometimes right things appear as wrong things in our eye sight; sometimes wrong things appear as right things. If we have a sound discerning mind, no one can fool us."""............I guess I am fooled once again by you.

    Thanks for the laugh chriZ

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  18. hehe....!!!

    I loved the post....

    It reminded me of a joke.

    Swami Ramdev to disciple: All the man in this world are our brothers. And all the females our sister. We should not see them with bad eye.

    Disciple: Do one thing. Take my Phallus, it will help you to make some medicine. Its of no use to me then!

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  19. Though the style is your signature-humor-statement, the last three lines...profundity:)

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  20. ooooh 1st one was nice. too bad abt rahul gandhi though. i kinda liked him but looking at that pic, it feels like he is a hypocrite too, afterall. but other than that dampener, great read!!!!! :)

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  21. Shavasana yaaarukudhan pidikadhu?? lol... I loved it too... :D and about Uropathy.... incorrigible ... epdi ipdila?? and Karunanidhi's fasting wah wah... I can never forget the way the channels portrayed him :P and first picture sarilaye :s

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  22. Interesting. Do you know about these yoga books?

    http://www.yogavidya.com/freepdfs.html

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  23. hilariouos...!! nice post... uropath effect.. ugghs... u have tried it...??really....

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  24. hey! immensely enjoyed readin' this one...have a read a few of urs earlier too...good stuff!!!

    I laughed and laughed on readin the bit of the asanas...to even faintly imagine that one could bite toenails while perorming the asanas...!;)

    will cm bk for more...

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  25. hey...the last two contents were the topics of my first ever blog...glad to see someone else thinkin in the same way as i am.

    heh..n ure exchange of humour with serious issues is excellent.The firt 3 matters were realy hilarious and the laast 2 gave something to think of.

    keep going dude. :-p.

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  26. hahaha...

    another gem from you... :D

    I cud never analyze the Karunanidhi-fiasco that ways... and ofcourse... abt those aasaanas...

    :D Shav aasan is my hot favourite in the yoga class.

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  27. chriz you are awesome as ever man really, but i am so very agry eith you that you dint come to the blog, to receive your suprise, itne bhi busy ho kya what yar, hmm come back soon ok


    take care and keep writing..............

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  28. he he the take on our DMK thalaivar was lol :)!.... yur sleep is the aasana? ithu yelam konjam over ah ila?? yenga intha vetti vilambaram :)!

    HaRy

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  29. LOL shavaasan
    rahul gandhi is just a pompous man as anyone else.
    and Dr. Karunanidhi is one of the biggest specimen of his own type.

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  30. The 2 aasanas that you mastered -- BAAAHAHAHAHHAHAA!

    Hilarious.

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  31. firstly scrolling right down to the bottom of the post made me feel like am in a big snake's belly!!! nice template btw...

    Chriz this post was a absolute cracker...hilarious in every way..Kudos dude...gr8 post yet again..

    Keep rocking
    Cheers
    shantharam

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