Aug 8, 2009

353. dArE To bE NaKeD

Breaking News: On Wednesday, 72 women around the globe were admitted for a peculiar case of neck sprain. They experienced pain on their neck and all of them reportedly admitted that they had spasms on their left shoulder. They also suffered from dysentery. After careful diagnosis, Doctors have finally found the reason behind their illness. These 72 women were last seen viewing a particular picture of Chronicwriter. An enlarged view of the picture is added here for viewer discomfort. [Photo]. Are these, the 72 virgins?

I received threats from all corners of the globe for posing half nude. A very homely lady, Sakhi Rawant even issued a public statement in a porn site.

The author of the Chronicwrite Blog, Chriz is a nobody. But he thinks very high
of himself. He does cheap stunts to catch people's attention. What does he think
of himself? By posing without a shirt, does he think that he can win the hearts
of girls around the globe? He is a shame to the country. If he really has the dolls, can he add a picture of him without his underwear?

Being a violent web-user, I happened to read the interview in the porn site. I am not gonna add the URL of the porn site because I do not have intentions to spoil the innocent minds of the budding youngsters around the globe.But if you still insist, you can shoot an e-mail to me. Sakhi Rawant's outrageous statement made me to think. I never felt sad or angry for all the bad things she told about me. Instead, it worked up my brain cells and I realised that she had a point in her words. So here is a picture of me without my underwear.


I was just 9 months old then. I hated wearing under wears. I had complete freedom. I could crawl anywhere around the house without any fear. I could even pee at any spot that i felt like releasing the pressure. I was an expert in digging up sand from latch holes on the floor. I even used to eat them. My dad would have thought that his son would become an archaeologist. When I grew up, my dad would have realised that he was building sand castles in thin air.

Many a times, I would be missing from the scene of action. My mom would panic big time and would search for me all around the house. But my dad exactly knew where to find me. He would also crawl like me and would sneak under the cot and would catch me in the far end corner under the cot. On all the occasions, I would be caught red handed for munching some delicacy. The delicacies for a nine month old baby are plastic objects, stone, chalk pieces, coins, wax candles and sand.

I was smart even when I was nine months old. I realised that my dad was catching me every time i played the hide and seek game. So I decided to hide in a place where no one could catch me. As usual, I was naked. I crawled around the house and finally decided to hide behind the big orange bucket in the bathroom. I slowly crawled towards the bathroom. On the way, I had the privilege of picking a small piece of paper which found its way into my mouth. I also picked up a Vicks Vaporub container that was lying under the table and continued to crawl. I was seeing Vicks Vaporub for the first time in my life. I finally reached the bathroom and I was happy that my mission was accomplished. I ended up positioning myself behind the big orange bucket. I waited for my parents to start searching for me.

After five minutes, my mother started her frantic search. She called my name aloud and started running around the house. My dad wasn't worried much. He knew where to find his son. So he crawled under the bed and was shocked not to find me there. Just before he could have his heart in his mouth, he heard a loud scream coming from the bathroom. He rushed to the bathroom. I was in tears.

Why did I cry?

Try applying Vicks vaporub on a baby's private parts and you will know the answer to the question. You can also try it on yourself. I am still scared of Vicks Vaporub.

-Chronicwriter

61 comments:

  1. that was a nice drifting from the beginning of ur..er.. near-nakedness... till present day. but the ending made me go ouch!!!

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  2. hiiii
    hahaha!

    sakhi rawant is such a homely lady!!

    good one !

    as usual love this post too :)

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  3. Funny as usual.......

    And thnx a ton for all the help yesterday.......

    It looks great now....

    :D

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  4. hahahaha

    you were naughty back then just as you are today :D

    btw, i love the new look of your blog :)

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  5. Wow nice new look for your page! and as usual, smile I did after reading this!

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  6. ha ha ha :) funny as always!!
    coming here after ages!! Love your new layout!

    Saima

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  7. been reading u for a while now...i love ur blog! :)
    and the new look works well....quite refreshing

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  8. wow coool post as always ...had me in fits of laughter as always.....vice vaporub was best =) my friend once tried volini...and it has the same effects =) ....cool post as always :)

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  9. "Try applying Vicks vaporub on a baby's private parts and you will know the answer to the question. You can also try it on yourself. I am still scared of Vicks Vaporub." - shabba, Chriz! Naayagan-type quoshin, neenga innocent-aa, naughty-aa, childish-aa, childlike-aa, notorious-aa? rotfl.

    I can see you back into your proverbial form with this post. Wonderful! :)

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  10. Sheay!! u screamed coz of vicks vaporub?! so sad!! it must have been some amrutanjan mahastrong or something!!
    btw,the naked pic still fails to win my heart!..i guess you gotto work on it :P

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  11. Yengoo..Vicks for cold :) ha ha ha :) also like vivek used to sing ..."maniyeee, maniyen oliyaa" yu do that still eh?

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  12. lol!!
    as always witty :P

    loved the new funky look :)

    btw u soo love ths pic of urs isn't it?? :P

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  13. :):) pinnacles of insanity :) cool post as usual :)

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  14. holy moly! my GOD! LOL!
    and the template is too good.. :-)

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  15. omg!!!!!!! omg chriz... vicks vaporub ada kadavule!!! 0_0
    such a naughty kid???? shabba mudiyave illangren.... now am afraid of kids :( :(

    Roftl!!!!!! good to see you back Chrizji :D

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  16. Damn ...don't want to apply vicks vaporub now :D

    btw nice layout u got now ....

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  17. I still wonder why I come here all the time to read your porn stuff? Sigh!! You were born to be a PETA model or what? Vicks ouch ouch!! I think most kids rubbed it on their eyes but yeah you being the PETA model had to rub it there..

    BTW what happened to all that fish in that river where you took the now infamous photo?

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  18. U made her curvy...the blog!
    Vicks vaporub used to be more of a toy than a medicine. Do you remember that ad on DD - a bunch of hostel boys secretly throwing the bottle to each other...?

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  19. Alright, you gotta stop putting your pic in every post in bid to make the PETA people notice it and sign you up as their ambassador. :P

    As always you bring smiles galore. :)

    And the new template is pretty cool. I like!

    Cheers

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  20. ayyo ayyo! u look damn cute in that pic... i meant the baby pic :)

    a good post chrony :) smiled a lot...thanks

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  22. Interesting.....loved the post..!!
    nice one with the vicks vaporub! had me in splits..!
    btw loved the template

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  23. vicks story was so 'hot'.:p

    BTW,this template is uber cool..

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  24. So did the vicks vaporub clear all the blocks? :D

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  25. Oh my god @ applying vicks vapour rub to private parts. Never knew that!! And boy o boy, you actually remember everything you did as a toddler quite vividly! :P :P

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  26. I dont think the vicks vapo is a very good idea!:D
    and damn sakhi yar! pehle mika now u! hadd hai!:P

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  27. hahahaha lolz u were really naughty ;)
    btw vicks vap. is known for its cooling experience :P

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  28. i was wondering why you rubbed it there.. i was guessing ud ve eaten it.. but baby Chriz is diff right? :P :D

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  29. grrrrrr....u did all those dirty things even at 9 months!!:P

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  30. LOL!! u mean u were as crazy when a kid as you are now?? :p

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  31. he he...playing with fire eh:P
    nice layout!!!
    n Sakhi Rawant...LMAO:)

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  32. my god that makes me scared of vicks vaporub too,

    damn good article nad i neverthought that was your photo, damn :)

    but funny as usual, nice one
    thx for your comments on the blog liked it, and i updated it again, cya soon there take care

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  33. Thank god that there was no chilli powder packet that day on your way to bathroom!:P

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  34. I was unware of the various use of vicks..

    hehheh...72 virgins lolz...

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  35. New layout and all Chriz ji. Kalakungo, kalakungo:P
    Yet to read the post. Willd o soon and comment:)
    -Arc

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  36. i dint know abt the use of vicks.and hey nice new template. :)

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  37. I clicked on the picture - I didn't need to see that...
    Then I tried the Vicks and all I can say is AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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  38. Chrizzzzzzzzzzzzzz...... Eeeeeee.... i am gonna call ur parents soon i think :P

    btw wats that 72 virgin story?

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  39. My oh my! LOL is gettin cliched! :-o

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  40. ha ha, rakhi indeed would be jealous of you since you are but offcourse more famous.
    BTW, i first thought u were doping using vicks, bwt, applying such things at wrong places is a BAD IDEA, it burns like anything.

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  41. LOL...

    like the new template dude :)

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  42. Hilarious Chriz!!! Btw, blog's new look is kalakal!

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  43. awwwww vivks vaporub in private parts

    lol

    and 72 women having neck pains and shoulder pains..lol...way too immodest :P

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  44. My godness chris thats hilarious! Do you really remember all your actions when you were 9 months old?

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  45. liking the new look of your blog! btw...i can ask sakhi sawant to take back her comments as i know you have no intentions to lure women! you are to modest to do any harm!

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  46. LOL @ topic tag Sex :P
    Even bigger LOL @ "If he really has the dolls"
    After the vicks incident? difficult to answer, innit? :P

    Great post! First visit and I'm following!!

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  47. Thats cute !! You on the other hand are TOOOOO much ... :D

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  48. so cutely out :)

    i love this blog layout..it's very neat

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  49. hahahha!!

    this was a cake....

    naya template accha hai bahut :-)

    ( coming here after a long time,missed this place)!!!

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  50. Sakhi Rawant is such a bharatiya naari that she would have been shocked to see your half-nude pics :-P

    Funny post as usual. What happened to all those 72 year old virgins by the way??

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  51. You still remember what you did as a 9 month old??? great folk!!

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  52. hahahaha, funny as usual dude. I met a primary school teacher of yours at Morton. I was having a casual talk with her about my writing hobby and told her about you as the famous blogger from NGCL and she told me that you were her favourite student. He name is Beaula Helen.

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