Aug 5, 2009

352. Just move along with the flow

Playboy is an American men's magazine. It was also the leading porno-magazine for men. In the nineties, getting/owning/touching a copy of a playboy magazine was a dream for many teenage boys. The author of this blog also had the same dream. It is an unfulfilled dream. But this post is not about that dream. Chronicwriter started to type this post. He doesn't have a clue about what this post is all about. So let us all, Just move along with the flow of this post.

The advent of Internet-porn and the easy access of pervertion-inducing- materials through the web has caused serious problems to the Playboy publications. Playboy publication might be NO-MORE very soon. The print sales of playboy magazine has suffered a major loss in the last one year [link]. This post is also not about the negative impacts of Internet. Just move along with the flow...

The main reason, why pornography has thrived so far is because of the willingness of the actor to strip and act. Stripping comes naturally to a few actors. However, many actors prefer getting drugged/drunk to get stripped. Paris Hilton is classic example of a human being who strips her clothes off, the moment she gets drunk. Chronicwriter used to have this habit too during his drinking days. Let us talk about drunk people for sometime. Still Chronicwriter has no clue where this post is heading to. So Just move along with the flow...

Most people who drink, never admit that they get drunk. They are always scared that people might think that they don't have a good drinking capacity. In my college days, my friends used to take me along with them when ever there was a alcohol party. One gulp of alcohol-mixed-syrup was more than enough to get me high. So I'd be the automatic entertainer during all the bachelor parties. I never knew why I was pulled in for all the drinking parties. I would Just move along with the flow

After becoming an expert drunkard, Chronicwriter could find whether a person is drunk or not using the Three-point-technique

  • 1) A person is drunk if he can concentrate well with one eye closed.
  • 2) A person is drunk if he spends more time on the floor lying down than standing up.
  • 3) A person is drunk if he finds his girlfriend/wife beautiful.
By the way do you know the story about the Drunk guy who went to confess? If you do not know let me tell it here. After a heavy night of drinking at a local bar, a drunk stumbles into a catholic church and slowly makes his way into the confession booth. There, the priest patiently waits for the man to begin his confession. After a few minutes of silence, the priest politely taps on the window. The drunk remained silent. The priest again taps again and clears his throat. No reply again. The priest loses his patience and starts banging. Finally the drunk yells out," Hey!No use knocking.. There ain't no paper over here either" I still do not have a single clue on where this post is heading towards.I would request you to Just move along with the flow.

There is a pub which exploits drunk souls. They come up with special offers which are very attractive for drunk people. The sales of the pub has skyrocketed to new levels after their special offers got real good responses from drunk people. See this picture. It is their special offer.

Hope the readers would have got into the flow of this post by now. If not, Just try to move along with the flow. Getting drunk induces the person to kick dogs. Chronicwriter has kicked a dog after getting drunk. I am glad that PETA activists did not catch him red-handed.People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is an animal rights organisation based in USofA with over two million members. Actors/Models around the Globe have joined the " I'd rather go naked than wear fur" campaign. Most of these models are leading models that include lot of Baywatch beauties also. Now I am pretty sure that more than 70 % of my readers would have started goOGGLing for some PETA model picture. I am not gonna add any of the lady models' pictures in this post. But just because I know that lot of my female readers adore John Abraham, I am adding John's pose for PETA.

Now I am sure that the female readers would have got into the flow of this post. When leading actors find it so easy to strip and pose naked/half nude in front of the camera, Chronicwriter decided that he should also strip for a good cause. Finally after spending quality time thinking about it Chronicwriter finally made up his mind to strip for the water creatures. No one has ever done modeling for an anti-fishing campaign, but the author of this page did it.He went to a river and posed half naked standing inside the water. Check his anti-Fishing photo.

A note to PETA activists: Are you listening? You can use this foto for your campaigns

Just move along with the flow...

-Chronicwriter

55 comments:

  1. yeah just moved along the flow... thalai suthudhu.

    eppadi epadi???

    ah! the last picture is interesting!

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  2. Awful picture. Just. Plain. Nasty. Yuck :)

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  3. :P

    good one :D

    this photo mustt become the cover page of the new playboy edition ... ;D

    I loved it!! I mean the post..what did u thing u Pervert!

    ;)

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  4. i should really learn from u to 'go along with the flow' while writing..especially for my dissertation! care to share some tips??

    PS: i'm ignoring the last pic! LOL

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  5. Oh just moved along with the flow :D
    Ipdila ezhudha special traing huh??
    lolz!!!

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  6. Finding out words 2 comment! scratch scratch!!! :P

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  7. Loling at the drung guy who went to confess story!!

    Cheers

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  8. I am drunk now if gin and soda apply :P!! And though I may claim to be responsible for what I say now, I might not be tomorrow. lolz)!

    Jokes apart, I thought this was going to be a philosophical post which discussed "fight", "flight" or "flow" as ways to deal with major problems in life.

    As ever, you made a successful transition from the Playboy mag content to the liquor stuff. lol. And your three-point gyan on people drunk does show the touch of a connoisseur indeed. rotfl.

    Cheers. Thanks for the comment in mine too Chriz!:)

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  9. Well...well...nice technique this.. small doubt chrizzy,writer's block??? amazing last pic.. :D

    Take care bro..hope to c u arnd my space in some time.. :)

    Nikhil

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  10. wat was this ??? :P :P

    my head is banging..n i feel like im drunk :P

    :) keep up the good wrk of making ppl laugh :)

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  11. LOL.
    2 drinks for the price of 2 drinks!!!
    lolz

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  12. 1 kostin!
    how drunk were u when u were going with the flow and posting it?? :D :D

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  13. Ummm...went with the flow..lekin pata hi nahi chala ki kidhar beh gayi!

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  14. I went with the flow and ended up puking in the water after seeing tht last snap :P

    funny read, as always:D

    loved tht sign at the pub!!

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  15. I really appreciated the flow of the post.. quite logical indeed.

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  16. Y O Y I didn't stop scrolling after seeing Johnny Boy? now am gonna get nightmares of the last pic..arghhhh!

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  17. hahhaahaha........three cheers to Playboy :D

    Amit

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  18. Oooooh John! Some more of that would have really gotten the female readers into the flow :P And what bar is that? I'm going there! :D

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  19. Oh god why put the pic AFTER john? :P

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  20. chriz, pakka sure you were drunk while writing this!!

    lol
    a good dose of laugh after a long time! :D

    cheers

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  21. i m wondering what to say....how on earth do u come up with such ideas!! :P

    And lol on the last pic there...i hope the PETA guys are listening.

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  22. machi mudiyala da...

    beer vennum na sollu, vaangi tharaen... adhukaaga, ipdi oru posta?
    (if you want a beer, you could have just asked instead of writing like this :P)

    he heee...

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  23. ha ha...dude, 5nally u confessed r not!

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  24. Is this post about sex, alcohol or PETA? Anyways moved along with the flow.

    Your anti-fishing campaign snap is thoughtful :-P PETA must seriously consider it.

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  25. strip for a good cause. ROFL

    Post suites me the best since from last Sunday (Friendship Day) till yesterday we've been drinking with most of my buddies.

    Thanks Man Again :)

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  26. lol...I completely agree....Get in touch with Peta..You have a case I tell ya

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  27. Good move chronic writer and see where the flow has landed you- on the cover page of PETA publications or oops on playboy- back page...you betta! :)

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  28. lol....i just kept on going with the flow:)
    and as always loved the post...
    Thanks for putting that John pic...ok so u must have already noticed how much i adore him:)

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  29. going with the flow, nice man and a little kinky in the mix, he he a nature activist now, thats just perfect


    take care and keep writing......

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  30. mazza aagaya tera blogpost padhke.
    i just moved wth the flow :D
    u dnt drink any more do u??

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  31. you should have worn a two-piece with one of the pieces missing mate!! that ways PETA would have put you on their international billboard...

    ...stripping and drinking are part and parcel of going with the flow. so buy me a couple of rounds of drink and call PETA for a photoshoot!! i'm all game... :D

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  32. ha ha, stripping after drinking is most sought after activity i guess.

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  33. The joke was real good.

    You could have done a lot better in the last pic :P

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  34. I did as u instructed...went with the flow...didn't know that there would be ur half-nude pose at the end of the flow though:P

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  35. i went went n went along the flow and got drowned :P

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  36. LOL! You just keep getting wackier every time... and omg@ the last pic! :(

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  37. Hi Chriz

    it was like someone who got drunk and dint know his way back,but had no choice but to GO WITH THE FLOW....but finally reached somewhere he wanted to(maynot be the place he wanted to be when at that time still...)a good one & thanks for ur visit , for hearing my song & leaving a comment,im honoured chriz,coz ur posts are tooo good and never believed u would have time to wander thru other blogs..thankssssss

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  38. I precisely did what you asked "moved along with the flow" and that took me to the wonderful signboard you had there. LOL !!!

    I am sure a drunk wrote that!

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  39. Really funny...but the drunker's posting and go with the flow are of same type??!!

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  40. Like this Chriz... albeit on the brighter side! :)

    More organised and looks a lot neater.

    Happy Blogging :)

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  41. how does the past pic help save fish?

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  42. A person is drunk if he finds his girlfriend/wife beautiful.

    LOL... :D :D

    And abt the pic.. the less said the better...hehe

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  43. What brand of swimsuit your are wearing in that pic (with a revealing back)? :D ;)

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  44. LMAO @ 2 drinks at the price of 2 drinks.

    Special offer indeed. :P

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  45. i still have no idea what the post intended...but i moved along with the flow for sure :)

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  46. R u tryin to say dt u stood dt way to scare d fishes away from where pple started to go about their fishing???

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  47. God...!! Looks like the fishes are already dying in there... :D
    LOL..! Nice post... :D

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  48. I Liked this theme da becoz it suitz ur blog theme

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  49. @CHRIZ
    i should tie a rakhi on kasab?? why?? do i sound like a terrorist or wacko to you?? :O

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  50. Chriz bro...turn around plsssss :)

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  51. man whats that cloth,, you making a two piece item with a chaddi,, man that is an invention...

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