Let us talk about a world issue now. The American President, who came into power because Oprah wanted him to be the president has all the traits of a chameleon. When he contested for presidential post, he used his name like this - Barrack Hussein Obama. But recently when he addressed the Islamic nations he projected his name like this - Barack Hussein Obama. He learnt his lesson from a five year old kid, Gary. Obama wanted to prove to the Americans that he is just a commoner and hence he walked into a supermarket and started shopping. He even wanted to let everyone know that he is very good with kids. The below picture was taken just five seconds before Obama was slapped by Gary.
Coming back to Ryan; When Ryan was a one year old baby, he ate his Dog's legs. I hope that Ryan will not be arrested by M.Gandhi and her gang. I am at least happy that the Dog was a bitch (female dog; The author was not trying to sound gender biased).If only it was a male dog, Ryan would have eaten something else and would have conducted a free vasectomy ceremony to the poor dog. The bitch is still alive, sans two legs, one ear and the tail. The bitch looks like a hen now.
- Huge telephone bills
- Strangers calling you in the middle of the night and warning you not to give prank calls
- Impaired phones
- Your girlfriend would have left you
- Your boyfriend would have left you
The author of this blog is a victim too. He advices the readers not to give their mobile phones to little children;especially if you have a flip phone, keep it far away from little children.
I said "Ouch", when I saw this picture. What was your immediate reaction?
-Chronicwriter
ha!THE funniest writeup i have read atleast in a loong time.
Yes boys can be dangerous. :)))
but howcome the date is 9th july? I
am still LOL...:)))))
When I saw that picture with the flip phone... my first reaction was "BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA". As for the rest of your blog, well... pretty much the same :) You should call the comments link "laughs" instead of smiles!
Lolzzzzz....
ROFTL!! Chriz... idhelam patha kids na bayama iruku ipa... but if we see the things they do we'll get cracked up :D
boy that's a damn hilarious post and the last pic.........ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Y in the heavens this post under the label SEX?? You making me really scared about kids and the last pic ohhh boyyyy
one question- where do u find all these pics???:O
rofl..
Exactly why I stay away from kids these days :P
You want a reaction? How about "yeeeaaaouuuchhh???"
Mate, you just had me in splits with the last pic :)
billion dollar post.... the last pic is "ouch" i half closed my eyes, strange why the kid is not crying? he is riveted at the mobile's sight..
i said Ew!...chrony is putting uncensored pics in his blog!
o man ! the pic was soo funny. poor kid. hope thrs no permanent damage done..lol.
Well well well.. whaddaya know... you have labeled this post under 'Sex'! Hahaha
The last pic was painful!
I loved the first para. You are so right when you say everyone has a child within them. If you keep that childishness alive, it's easy to be happy :) Well said...
I think this kid is working for some penile enlargement company.
Yowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwchhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Paavam creature maaaaannnnnnnnnnn
Anyway... hiiiiiiiiii am here to comment again
yes kids can be quite 'dangerous' and traumatic to the psyche!
lol VERY funny post n pics Chriz!
Keshi.
grrh...for the kissing photo..I am jealous too and angry..How did that small boy learned to French?? or am I an utter waste?? eh...damn it.
and the last pic..oooh..pooooor boy..
ha ha...really funny one..enjoyed reading this stuff.. :-p.
Is the name thing on Obama REAL? Gosh, Chriz, you are super... And I read recently that good governance is good politics. Perhaps this is the sort of things they mean???
Underwear fetish? rotflest. lol.
You can start another series called Ryan Chronicles.
And yes andha maadhiri pics paatha complex kandippaa varum... yenakku yerkaname jaasthi Chriz;) Neenga innum pottu increase pannidaadhinga! lolz
Cheers and good day :)
Awesome post chrony and the last pic “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
roflmao, man,
very funny indeed.
yea.. ofcurz everyone has a child inside us!
Hilarious as usual. You didn't mention why was Mr Obama slapped by that kid? Did he do anything naughty :-P
this google images! seriously has spoilt chriz!! :P
i closed my eyes and read this post! was afraid of those pics.. :D
and yeh, u always do have funny posts here! making us laugh so much.. :)
cheers
poor little kid! why doesn't he look like he is more pain?!!!
the last one was total madness...where do u get all these pics from?
I completely agree about naughty kids..my nephew is a valentine day born and justifies his birthday to the core...at the age of 2,he already has a huge female fan follwing...:)guess its something to do with this generation:)
why da machi... why??????????
blog updated Chriz!
a chill ran through my spine...seeing the last pic....lol
and man...it was really wonderful writeup...I was in splits and that too within seconds
It's amazingly amazing again like most of your post !
Best line which made me laugh was
"The bitch looks like a hen now"
Thanks Buddy :)
i was literlly on the floor laughing after i rea this, i wa in a deep slumber as you know ;), but after this man you made my day
last pic, "yeao za" of the socha hai song
great writing great writing man, i mean kitna bhi kahoo tumhare bare me kam hai :)
take care and keep writing.......
Poor kiddie... Marred for life !! lolzz...
heheh..Yeah kids I tell ya ...And the last pic is definately Oucher than it seems :D
I said "ewwww"
but really, its one of the funniest things i read in past few days!
Ohh poor kiddo..yeah my initial reaction was Ouch too! Poor baby! And the stupid photographer decided to click a pic instead of helpin the poor baby :(
Loved the baby biting dog pic..that one had me in splits!
heheh..funny re..
:D:D
and thxs for the note (read caution :P)
haha... love the photos!
This was ROFL....seriously where do u get such pics from! and the last pic made :O :O how come the child wasn't crying :P
i said ouch too when i saw the last pic. All the other pics and the post were simply too good!! :P
the last pic is baaad :(
Killer post..
"kids of present generation" <-- aaaaaaaaahahahhaha!!
silly billy crizz i m always laughing when i m reading ur post and yes i think kids are evil, u should watch the series calls 'The nanny' that surely does not want to make kids after that. As for the last pic i was not sure actually what he was trying to do, i was more thinkin is he actually tryin to pee in something but when u mentionned the clap type of phone i said 'ouch' i guessed he learned the lesson the hard way :P
C.
Chriz, cudnt stop checkin with ur face book picture, after cin Ryan's kiss...ha ha ha...ur eyes wud say it all...rather our eyes.
kewl one.
lol... this did crack me up!!
kids these are lil terrorists, always a handful n too smart :P
that was a hilarious post..
im still ROFL
take care mate..
kids are naughty and scary and tempting...hilarious post..no doubt might have been the naughtiest kid in ur time...
I am of the eternal belief that kids are scary, kids shouldnt be born as kids in the first place !!!
And this post just explains why I am right.
:P
My neighbour kid once pulled the strings of my pyjamas in front of her sister :( ...well i dont wanna tell wat happened.. :)
Sure Kids are scary... plus the trouble is u need to stand so embarrased after wat they do, and we can never blame them as well.
Hary
y blood same blood!!!! en pa???
and yeah the reaction was very much the same... a BIG ouch!
wow..luks like ...i have some similar creatures in my family..:P I mean closely related creatures wth similar habits :P:P
hahahah...
Lol!! the dog para was the best..and gr8 pics as usual...
Lolz !!!!! From where you get all the pics ?! btw, I need a tiny winy but big help from you !!!!
u are amazing... great at searching pictures and then turning them into stories
wonder whats ur style... coming up with a story first and then looking for pictures or the other way round
whr do u get all these pics man:P
hehehehe
I love ur posts !!
Chriz,
I have a post which for all you know might be "idiotic". But since you are one among the best judges of humour, I would love to have you look at it and tell me how you feel! Thanks!
hehehehe....
My reaction was all yuck yuck... I felt light in my stomach... ouch!! how cud he??
Kids are ofcourse naughty... but the ones u have talked abt here are some stars...hehe
Chris U Write well when Its about Kids da ...... Mixing it up with ur Childhood Gives a Good Humour !!!! I didnt Understand the Obama Story ?
lol :D
Thats such a great way to mix some hilarious pics with funnier stories :D
It was an "ouch" reaction!!!
Did gary actually slapped Obama? Oh maama!
This site is soon going to be blocked by my college's stupid web admins. :P
chriz. you can actually make stories around pics. may be they are related or not. Good one. Kudos for that.
Gosh from where do you get such pictures?
im rotfl at the kids pic!
antha kadasi pic,ayyo pavam!:(
cellla ring vanthurntha appo rendu mani ah?? :P
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AH..ouch that should have hurt really bad..poor kid...and yeah i do agree with you that the kids nowadays are very naughty...very very naughty..and on you peeing inside the well!!! whose was it?? if it was your own..did u drink water from it? had a bath from the samewater....IMAGINE...and chriz, i have been away from blog-o-sphere for some time..and god did i not miss reading your humorous posts...keep rocking
cheers
Shantharam
Lolz...immediate reaction to the last pic...man, it was about SOM (Strength of Materials)!! :P That was one subject I was decent at when in Engg...just cleared it! ;)
Do you have the address of the lass who stopped covering her by-pass? lolz...else lead me to Ryan! :P
Rocking post bro!!! :D
Lolzz....the funniest post i hav ever read. U sure have some grey tickli cells. =)
Ha Ha ha aha ahaaaaaahhhaa:)))))