Jun 5, 2009

338. You say it

It is competition time yet again.

Rules & Regulations:

1) Give a caption for the following picture ( Maximum 8 words)

2) Send your entries before 4 pm (IST) 07-June-2009.

3) Vulgarity is prohibited.

4) One person can send in more than one entry but not more than five entries

Prizes

1) The winner will be announced on 8th June 2009.

2)The winner will get the Chronic-Caption-Award.

3) The winner will also win an award winning foreign language movie VCD (with English subtitles) [The movie will be from IMDB's top 100 movies]. After the winner's name is announced, the winner can mail his/her mailing address to prason@chronicwriter.com. The VCD will be couriered to the winner.

May the most Creative person WIN!!!

-Chronicwriter

93 comments:

  1. konjam yosikkanum Chriz... lol. But yes hope to send at least one entry by the deadline.

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  2. "Subtle art of posing in toilet :|"

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  3. an award is waiting..!!!

    http://dilmainhainpyar.blogspot.com/2009/05/hello-friends.html

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  4. "have the will, there's always a way":D

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  5. hmmmm lemme think..... !!! *scratches head*

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  6. this is way too much short notice, but let me try- "search the tissues before you shit and shitting is an all too rewarding experience.So is LIFE ".

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  7. check the stock and then poop!

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  8. The Girl Next Door: "Where there is a will, there is a way"

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  9. certain things cant be asked for...

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  10. Funny post btw. :)

    I will think and submit more!

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  11. So near...... yet so far.......!

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  12. Deewar! >>Let's create a new world without boundaries!<<

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  13. "To let: Toilet paper!"


    btw Chriz I hv something for ya in my blog..check it out! :) I cudnt wait til the Flatmates posts, so I did it today itself.

    Keshi.

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  14. ahhhhh!!!

    Reaching for the star toilet paper :-)

    This is called "Caught with your underpants down"

    Stop imagining that you have stretchable arms

    Its not your fault.. you dont have the red u\w

    The lotus under the tree ;)

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  15. " Crisis makes you OUT-DO yourself!"

    "Impossible is nothing"

    btw,chriz has anyone ever told you that you are a sweet heart. after reading your comment on my last post, just wanted to let you know this.

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  16. "Now thats called Tissue Crisis"

    nice contest btw!! :P ;)

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  17. o btw Chriz, I changed my current music to a piano version of that same song..check it out. I know u will love it. Its for YOU :)

    Keshi.

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  18. " Oh Shit !! " :P


    Thts the only thing that came to my mind...lol.

    @ picture....Its so ridiculous cant help laughing :D :P

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  19. If you try too hard to reach for the stars, you'll end up looking like an idiot pointing that way....

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  20. Toilet paper...The basic amenity

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  21. This the best I could come up with


    Shit Happens, Be Prepared

    Glad to make it on time!!

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  22. desperate measures can be rewarding!!

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  23. Never start a project without the right resources!

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  25. hmmm well i thought like

    " Downloading.. " & " Download complete/to begin" ..

    :) that appeared somewhat relevant!


    Hary

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  26. Look before you shit...

    i can do better than that...

    i'll be back...

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  27. Cant think of anything !
    I am bad at such stuff !!!
    :((

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  28. My first entry-

    "Save the paper on World Environment day"

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  29. My second entry-

    "Where there is a 'wall', there is a way"!!!

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  30. MY 1st entry

    "Try and Try Again Till you Succeed"

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  33. My 2nd Entry

    "Chamku Papers: You Can Never Get Enough Of It"

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  34. My 3rd Entry

    "Reach Out To Reach Yourself"

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  35. My 4th entry

    "Chamku Toilet Papers: 'Give Me WHITE'"

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  36. Oh my thats such a funny pic..cant stop laughing..btw nice contest

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  38. My 1st entry
    "The art of sitting,shitting and grabbing tissues"

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  39. My 2nd entry
    "Check thrice before getting in "

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  40. Peek a boo then go to the loo !!

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  41. "God! i wish my hands were a bit lengthy

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  42. " Preparedness is better than Pulling a Muscle. "

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  43. " Less paperwork may lead to shitty times"
    "Life was slightly better without pressure, but a piece of paper ruined it"

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  44. "Bloke is overloaded, need some more""
    - Diya.

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  45. Damn funny pic man!!!

    So here are my entries:

    "Truly Reaching Out"

    "And they say that global boundaries are diminsihing" :|

    "Padosi ka toilet paper mere toilet paper se white kaise??"

    Will try to come up with something better hopefully. :)

    Cheers

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  46. 2nd tym :P
    "LEGEND OF STRETCHING CHADDY AND UNREACHABLE TOILET PAPER"

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  47. Entry 1: Angels and their demons..

    Entry 2: What an Idea, Sirjee...

    Entry 3: I still know what you did last summer

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  48. *thinking*
    *thinking*
    *thinking*

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  49. my entry to the contest:

    "it's not red!"



    yayy! i win ! :P
    will think of more.

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  50. "water: unmatched performance guarenteed"

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  51. Kanoon..can I please borrow your hands???

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  53. "Plant more trees...you never know how you need them"

    There are somethings which money cant buy...:)

    There are times when you realize that reaching a star looks easier

    An optimistic mind is never embarrassed..

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  54. One more entry:

    Recessionista!


    Keshi.

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  55. "Calling Chriz in red underwear for help"

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  56. Well its Herculean.....!!!

    1.U ve to wash ur own,be self supportive,ALWAYS!!!
    2.The toilet tissue that really cares for Downunder.
    3. Your comfort zone indeed deserves "XXX" tissues
    4.Never hide your true need,desire, and LUV @ first sight
    5."Fortune" always lies @ the BOTTOM

    Thanks Cris,its really refreshing

    Cheers
    $undar

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  57. "why the hell my tissues are always out"

    " thank god! the other side has the roll"

    .......

    rest all vulgar and since prohibited ..won't say :)

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  58. 1- "Ek bar aaja, Tissue paper aaja- aaja aaja..."

    (You will have to sing the above song in the nasal tone of himesh reshamiya with full feelings along with dancing- you can wash yourself later. :P - to get the real feeling of the caption)

    2- "Am reaching out, 4 my rear cleaning out"

    3- "Am in shit- No not literally- Practically"



    Will try to come up with more b4 the dead line...

    cheers Chriz....

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  59. hey jus came up with another.

    4. the other side is always green. :P

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  60. "Are hai hai yeh majboorii, yeh mausam aur yeh doori mujhe pal pal hai tadpaaye........."

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  61. 1. Adult diapers @ 2$ only.

    2. The loo Adventures.

    3. Doorstep TP Delivery. Call 1800-123-456.

    4.Enjoying home toilet advantage since 1984.

    5. Screwed up Calculations.

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  62. 1.a helping hand,
    2.owners pride neighbours envy
    3.its not the way,but results matter.

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  63. "attaining NIRVANA is sure a messy job."
    :)

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  64. 4.clean sweep
    5.chriz way of life

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  65. Another one:

    "Thoda hai thode ki zaroorat hai." :)

    Cheers

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  67. 1.“Stretch your arm no further than your sleeve.”
    2.Watch out! stretched panties might snap back
    3.A slip between the finger tips and TS.

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  68. So, what if you were best mates? I told you not to trust her.

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  69. Instances where your boyfriend cannot help.
    Instances where being lesbian would have helped.

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  70. This can be a wonderful picture for railroad crossing awareness.
    " Life isn't always fair. Please stop, see and then go."

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  71. Vulgarity prohibited? :-o
    What abt the pic? :P

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  72. 1) When in deep shit use the best hand ;)

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  73. "kanoon ke haath lambe, mere kyun nahi!!"

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  74. My last entry

    Stuck in a sticky situation.Call 'Dr FixIt'

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  75. misadventures of shitting without tisses papers

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  76. Im late.. sorry....
    but here's my entry nonetheless:

    "I'll return it, i promise!"
    ;-)

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  77. "every bit counts!"

    "its not what u think, Im just a collector."

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  78. Its past the time limit...so just for the sake of participating -

    "When chips (n chaddis) are down, reachout for help around"

    "Do it here, wipe it across the border"

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  80. This is what it means in politics, when they say 'Getting outside support' or shall i say 'Post Poll Alliance'.

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