May 19, 2009

331. Ass-Hole

i StOpPeD UsInG fOwl lAnGuAgE a FeW YeArS AgO.

If you think that i am gonna start using fowl language again, you are absolutely wrong. I still believe that foul words are not necessary to convey the message in a conversation. A wise person is one who has the ability to carry on a conversation without using foul language. No offence meant for those who use bad words. But if you can control your tongue, you can definitely succeed in curbing the production of lousy words from your mouth.

I have seen stand-up comedians using filthy language in their performances. They have great presentation skills and they have humor to back them up and they really don't have to use such words to make people laugh.

You might ask me," Hey Chrony! Why this lecture when you have such a lousy subject line?".

I have heard people using the term-AssHole. I really don't have any idea about the origin of that word. Words like this make me to conclude that English is indeed a funny language. I never thought that I would ever see an AssHole in my entire life; but i was proved wrong when i saw this [link]

Moral : You don't have to use filthy language to make people laugh

-Chronicwriter

81 comments:

  1. ....and i thought i'd finally be able to learn some swear words !!

    you're such a beeeeep !!

    :P

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  2. hahahaahahahaahhha i thought your link would lead me to somewhere which could make me puke.. and rofl! too good Chriz.. applauds.. hahhahhaha i am still laughing.. :) finally me first?

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  3. i was wondering if this wud end up some kind of inspirational to all stand up comedians, finally yes yu were again with tricks up yur sleeve!!! kastamada! ;-)

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  4. Yenna kodumai idhu!

    ROFLMAO! LOL...

    Cheers

    *PEACE*

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  5. hmmmmm true..abt the comedians.....hav seen in some shows..but ppl don't understand intelligent comedy..coz most ppl r dumb:P

    well haven't used ny foul word i guess ;)

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  6. "But if you can control your tongue, you can definitely succeed in curbing the production of lousy words from your mouth." - I am fully with you on this sir Chronicwriter! :-)

    I have belonged to the anti-abusive language squad too :P. Cannot say that I have completely relinquished bad words as some keep coming in - or I let them come in - when I am with myself... but I try the hardest I can to avoid foul language in conversations. As it is there are other problems with my tongue which get me into a mess. lolz.

    I have yet to look at the pic;) as I am at my office workstation and know not what to expect.

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  7. ye i knew somethinz behind tat "ass-hole" link.. lol anyways kept the suspense..read the post before clickin tat..!

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  8. If you wouldn't have put that ass in the hole pic here, I would have provided that link here myself :D

    A good coversationalist truly doesn't need to use foul words at all... :)

    PS: The Quest's conversation is devoid of any foul language :)

    Quest

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  9. I know!!

    I like the message that people like Charles Sanchez like to convey, but he kind of hides it between his MFO and SOB and FA's...

    Dave Chapelle however would sound like a loser without his occasional cussing...

    One cusser I feel totally difficult to watch is Eddie Murphy... His stand-ups are hilarious, but can get too annoying with his obsessive cussing and the 'n' word... sheesh!

    These days am more inclined to Jeff Dunham.. :)

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  10. lolz.....

    you sure are then better than russel peters.... :)

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  11. kekekekeke... hahahahahahaa

    ahahahaha :D nice one :D :P

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  12. The Pic tells the right meaning...no need to find its origin..Its really funny........

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  13. Chriz... where did u get this pic??
    roftl ... well i was against abusive words, but my best buddy made me to use such words cuz in ordinary convo itself she uses such words..

    Well again am against such abusive words..

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  14. :D

    the donkey was sho cute hehehe!

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  15. I believe that from this day, people who have read this blog will actually LAUGH when they hear asshole instead of getting angry.
    I support u in this fact that foul language is no way express your opinion. BUT, I will not stop watching Roadies even if they use the filthiest words in it ;-)

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  16. 4. The blog is a collection of lies.
    This point applies to this blog right?? U ? No Foul Language? A great effort to make people believe stuff in ur blog !!!!!!!!

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  17. I know I might sound corny...but Chrony it's high time someone put you down there with that ass so you won't go around ripping people's ribs apart with laughter every morning...can't get things done around here after reading your posts!!!!

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  18. U should have a scrap book of your unique pic collections ! :)

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  19. hahahahahahaahaa where do u digin to get all these links!!!!OMG OMG terrible tummy ache, be ready to get sued if i die of laughter! I wish i can attend one of ur shows, want to c how u make people laugh without using holes etc!!!!
    U ROCK BUD!!!!

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  20. LOL!! point well-made and taken well too! :-D

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  21. LOL! That was one assholish moment captured for eternity.. I pity the ass though :)

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  22. You reminded me of an old joke from Dr.Becker...

    A Nun would call Ted danson an ass... yeah the fleshy part... :)

    Ted danson would be like are you allowed to say that?

    Nun "I dint say the (w)hole thing..."

    But foul language gives humour the punch... Russell doing the chinese accent saying hey asshole makes me LOL everytime...

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  23. Wow..u send across the message so subtly..and i kinds felt the ass was winking..lol

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  24. Don't know from where u find all this. U definitely are a crazy guy.

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  25. Oh Chriz, itz only YOU!! :P

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  26. nice one...by the way wts ur name...cudnt find it on ur profile...dont feel like addressing u as chronicwriter:)

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  27. after such a long lecture...u made me feel like an asshole, with that pic:(

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  28. I definitely disagree wid u... cussing always drives home the point better. Besides, Chappelle and Katt Williams would soooooooo not be funny without their bad language

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  29. absolutely true:), I second it, infact foul language is not necessary anywhere:)

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  30. Hahah Chriz! I am definitely turning out to be a huge fan of urs. What a pic! Mashallah...

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  31. i begged for forgiveness before clicking on that link....now i have asked for the power to tolerate...yenna kodumai iddhe??

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  32. lol you have no idea how terrified I was when making the decision to click on the link...I even had one eye closed lol, thought I could possible deal with one eye being ruined for life but not both of them.

    you're writing and ideas are so spontaneous and funny!

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  33. On a serious note, “It takes two years for a human to learn to talk, and it takes at least fifty years for him to learn to keep quiet.”

    :-)

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  34. I thouight I could learn new swear words from you. You spoilt my moment. And that pic is justifying enough for the word.
    Also, I wonder how you are able to come up with things like these and that too quiet often! You rightly deserve a place in the creative industry:-) A lot of talent!
    -Arc

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  35. h ehee... a dumb ass too :P

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  36. As a programmer i know two langauges for sure: one is my love of life: "C", the other is life of my love: "Profanity". Even after working for so many years, i am not still Master of First one, but second one, its in the blood, dont even have to practice it. U see, u dont have to even fake profanity, I just love it.

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  37. okok.. its an ass in the hole.. not a hole in the ass! :P

    oops.. wht did i say just now? sorry sorry... ;)

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  38. To be fair, that was an Ass- in a hole.

    I guess that makes it a Dumbass at the same time... hehe

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  39. I was so scared when I was abt to click on that link... I was like "Gawd! wat wud it be?"...

    LOL... when I saw it... I knew its another bouncer from Chriz, the genius.

    I agree, we need not use bad lingo... but I tend to use it at times... ;) now I think I shud work on it... a bit...after reading this post.

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  40. WT*!!! you clowning #@#@#!$ $!#@#@$@ $@**@$#@$#^ @@##....

    :|shoot the fowl! i feel so much better now that i have leveled with you brother.

    as usual, good post.

    :D

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  41. i totally agree with u..chriz....
    foul words are really needless....
    as 4 ass hole..in d sense of foul language...i really dont understand...imagine if ppl dont have one?they really are gonna have a horrible life..with all d inbuilt toxicity..so why is something so essential used as a swear word?
    :P

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  42. LOLLLLLL

    I use foul language..Foul words are really not necessary :(

    Thnx

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  43. ROFL =))

    that was rather .. An Ass in the hole :D logically impos ..isn't it :P ?

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  44. lolz...this is more like ass in a hole:P

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  45. yes you don't need to use swear words...just like me...:P

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  46. u r right,..its fad to use foul language for many.. they thinks its cool..the worst is.. some ppl use foul language to win arguments.. I faced this many times..during discussions..

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  47. he he...the pic have surely proved me wrong as well....good one chriz!

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  48. I swear I thought twice before clicking on that link!! he he

    LOLing away. :)

    Cheers

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  49. You are a real NUT CASE!!
    LOL!

    HEHEHEH!!!

    NE

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  50. you know clicking on ur profile...gives a locked page...with no info at all...

    u should check ur settings...

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  51. hehehe..
    you are such an *beep*
    i tried to work on my language once upon a time.
    now i dont give a *beep*
    :P

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  52. btw i just noticed..
    new tag photos!nice:)
    and in case u dont recogonise me..i m prachi(prachi bansal)..
    remember?

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  53. I nod my head vigorously with the moral :D
    Good one, like always!

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  54. you are a beeeep and you should beeep your beep with beep. hope your beep beeps.

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  55. Lol..Chriz ...but something like a southpark ..It's fun ...I hope you must have heard of it...It is funny and uses a lot of foul Language.....Contradiction don't u think ?? Or you think it's not funny ??

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  56. ROFL...

    Nice pic...

    I'm sorry for the delay... Wasn't around for sometime...

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  57. Good 1 as always Chris. But do tell me the source of your pics? U get a pic and write about it or the other way round?

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  58. he he he...Inspirational post it indeed is :D

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  59. Haha...I was wondering what happened to you!! ;)
    That was cool!! :D

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  60. beep beep beep beep

    i din stop using them.. but blogger is stopping me frm using them :D

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  61. Macha.. Sema Pic.. Chance less... :P

    Laughing ma ASS off.... Ya It had set off from the ropes after watching this Pic..


    PS: i was refering to the ASS that u'd put in Pic!!

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  62. I can't live without my UNIBALL.
    Wallmart in India? If the corporations don't rule the world now, it won't be long...
    Hey, what's m S.E.O. firm.

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  63. Lol! Unique and unexpected as always!

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  64. hahahaha lol.. wat an asshole post it was :p

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  65. I SO agree with all what you've said.

    By the way, nice ass-hole pic :)

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