May 15, 2009

329. Terror Romeo Rajendar

Disclaimer: The author is not responsible for any fatal injuries attained by the reader while reading (viewing any pictures in) this post.
Note: If the reader is still alive even after reading the whole post, he/she has attained the strength to tolerate any form of physical/mental torture.
Additional Note: Please do not blame the Chronicwriter for this post. Mr-X is the author of this post

A recent survey was conducted by HSBC - Hot Sexy Babes Committee to find the sexiest man in the world. The result of this survey is posted here

Best Hair -Tom Cruise
Best Eyes - Brad Pitt
Best Dancer - George Clooney
Best Jaw -Patrick Swayze
Best Nose - Hugh Jackman
Best Voice - Sylvestor Stallone
Best Body - Arnie
Best Calf Muscle - Jean Claude Van Damm
Best Butt -David Hasselhoff

The Hero of this post is an amalgam of all the above mentioned men. He is the heart-throb of all the girls around the globe. Right from my young age I have admired his talents and i grew up memorizing his poems. Many among us would have read his poem," Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" in our kindergarten days. Still when I think about my kindergarten days i have a broiling sensation in the lower part of my tummy.

Did I mention his name? Those who took pains in checking the subject line would have known his name by now. But for the sake of the uninitiated, i take this opportunity to introduce to all my readers; "The one and only"," Glamorous", " Sexy", "The man with six bags", " The multifaceted" - TERROR ROMEO RAJENDAR

Is not he DROP DEAD GORGEOUS?

If you are still alive even after seeing the Drop Dead photo, continue reading...
His birth is a mystery to the greatest scientists everywhere. The reason behind the unsolved mystery can be understood, if you see the above picture continuously for more than 2 seconds. World's leading scientists joined hands with archaeologists, gynecologists,geo-morphologists and Navjot Singh Siddhu to find the answer to the mystery behind Terror Romeo's birth.


Their quest to explore the answer behind the mystery suffered a severe jolt when a Monkey(chimpanzee) committed suicide. Apparently Darwin's theory evoked the scientists to compare Terror Romeo's DNA structure with that of a Monkey. Author's Note to Andrew Symmonds: I am not referring to you and I am not Bhajji. So you can Concentrate on your cricket now. Coming back to the topic, the monkey came to know about what the scientists were about to do to it. It couldn't digest such a shame and hence committed suicide by glancing at the above picture.


Just when the scientists were about to lose all hopes in finding the truth behind Terror Romeo's evolution, they happened to watch a program on TV. The program was about the evolution of the Universe. The atheism theories (i) Inflation Universe Theories (ii) Big Bang Theory, made them to approach the mystery from a completely different angle. Finally afters years of hard work and research, they found the answer to the mystery and a new name was given to the theory -"Gang Bang Theory".

Only a few people in the world have had the privilege to come out of a movie hall alive after watching a Terror Romeo movie. The author of this post is one among the very few such brave souls. Such is the intensity of all his movies. In almost all his movies, the heroines would crave for our Terror Romeo. They would chase him like a dog chasing a car and finally out of sympathy, Terror Romeo would accept their love proposals. I request my readers to take a look at the following pictures of Terror Romeo. Each picture stands a testimony to his dedication to the art world and also exemplifies his versatility.

Terror Romeo's Jurassic Portfolio (Otherwise called as Navaratan Poses)-Image feed from Indiaglitz

1.Cool Formal dressing

    2.Furious Casual dressing



    3.Calm Traditional dressing

4.Angry Traditional dressing

    5.The dude



    6.Handsome Bridegroom



    7.Romantic Bridegroom

    8.Surrounded by babes



9.Bath Tub Romance

By the way, News about the Chimpanzee's suicide reached M.Gandhi's ears and she couldn't tolerate such an insult to the monkey community. (Author's Note to Symmonds: Again, I am not speaking about you). Hence she had a one hour phone talk with Terror Romeo and poured her heart out. Terror Romeo promised her that he would wipe away the shame caused by him to the monkey family by naming his son after a monkey. The very next year he had a baby boy and he named him Chimpu. Chimpu is now following in his father's footsteps and is now the heart-throb of all the babes in town [link]. Let us not waste our time by talking about Chimpu. Let us go back to Terror Romeo Rajendar.

Recently, Terror Romeo Rajendar went to Mexico for a film shoot. I assure my readers that his Mexican visit has nothing to do with the Swine flu outbreak in Mexico that has spread across the world. Terror Romeo recently entered the Guinness Book of World Records by becoming the only person in this world who could perform a 69 to himself. Answering to reporters about his achievement, he showed his simplicity and his Nationalistic feelings. He also explained the gang bang theory. The gang bang theory is a phenomenon in which a person is delivered via C-section delivery mode where the delivery is done by the person himself.

The iconic figure of Terror Romeo cannot be encapsulated in an ordinary post like this. He is an institution by himself (Please do not ask for any seats in that institution). When I watch his movies I always sit at the edge of the seat because his performances can captivate anyone. He sure leaves a lasting impression in our hearts with his performances. For many, those are the Last impressions in their lives. The one accolade that is still eluding Terror Romeo is the Oscars. I am adding a video of his soul-crunching romantic performance in one of his super-hit movies. (It includes a bath tub romance sequence). Please watch this video. It brought tear drops to my eyes. If love like this still exist, I sure want to be a part of it. If this performance doesn't get him an Oscar, i don't know what will?


A dedication from the Numero Uno fan of Terror Romeo

-Mr.X

66 comments:

  1. Damn.. you blew out the light on my bright colorful day dude. :)
    scary pictures but a good post.

    how do you get the time to roll our so many posts.. nice job.

    Again.. stop terrorizing us!! ;-)

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  2. Terror Romeo is the biggest comedy to hit the movie world :)

    even when he gets too serious, all I can do is laugh my $$$ off :P

    kewl post bro :)

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  3. Naan bhayandu poiten!! Enadu idu?!!! Namma Ooru KING KONG!! Correcta?

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  4. You really terrified me with this terrifying revelation behind the gang bang theory about the evolution of Terror Romeo Rajendar.... ;-)

    And you ought to take responsibility for the damage caused to my laptop screen after scores of buzzing mosquitoes committed suicide by breaking their long proboscis against the screen, the spiders who jumped to their death on my keypad after getting hypnotized and falling off their web-threads on seeing the pics of Mr. Terror :D :D

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  5. omg!!Romeo rajendar looks deadly, if looks cud kill i wud surely die. :P

    And i must say tht the video was equally deadly!! ;)

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  6. Truly emotional....I have tears in my eyes.../////

    I expected it to be an emo post .

    well the evolution theory reely rockked..:P

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  7. oh ye..he is drop dead gorgeous man... absolutely :p

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  8. eee..m scared..hope i dont get any nightmares tonight..

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  9. Terrifying pics! :D Never heard of Terror Romeo before. He does seem like a terror in a weird kinda way :P

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  10. O My God.. U are amazing.. And ya.. comin to our youth icon.. The terror romeo.. I recently had a go with few of his videos on you tube... He says that he wont take up daddy roles and that he looks younger than the other new generation heroes and that he has a worked out body.. To the readers that video is named "TR Kodumai"

    And his lines my goodness
    "Vaada en machi, Vaazhaka Bajji" he says for a stunt sequence so how is that.. Dynamic Hero is not he???
    Great Post
    cheers

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  11. ha ha haha.. i still rolling on d floor laughing..

    hey i cant view d video.. is that the same u tweeted some days bck??

    dananakkan yeh dananukkunakkan... :P

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  12. dude he's gorgeous.......can beat anyone in all the WOODS( i mean holly, bolly,tolly,kolly etc) and i'm still watching the video, u made my day!!!

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  13. ... And God created *him*!

    Period.

    Peace.

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    LMAO!

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  14. I am soooo envious of him..hw can someone b sooo good looking..he is 'the man' of my dreams..thank u for introducing me to my knight in shining armour, Chriz

    I am coming terror romeo, i am coming..

    jokes apart..he is HIDEOUS to the core..

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  15. hahaha...he is a terror i agree and you are a terror too :) that was a hilarious post..

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  16. photo lam eduku chriz??? bath tub romance photo paatha ennoda BP egirudhu... edhu romba over..

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  17. Ejcuze me phor the ispelling mishtakes...my brain is numb and I fear am going permanently towards a comatose state. U ALONE R RESPONSIBLE if fellow bloggers don't see my comments on their blogs in the future. Man am so scared after seeing that video..y o y didn't they just put that vessel oops tub on a large stove????

    If just seeing his gorgeous pics can make my heart beat so fast can't even imagine the impact if I ever happen to see his movie.....Thanks dude for the warning and saving my heart.

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  18. dude! WHY IN THE BLESSED NAME OF GOD???? WHY?? BLOODY WHY??

    ...you killed my sleep and sweet dreams cycle...

    :D

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  19. I was just telling Arv that when I see him on tv, my eyes hurt.. :P

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  20. hehhee..heard about him when in chennai...the video is the coolest!

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  21. LOL, LOL, LOL
    Hey Chriz, I'm still alive:)))
    Oh boy! I thorughly enjoyed this one. Cracked my sides laughing. Too cool man. U rock.
    Loved the Chimpu joke. It was awesome.When I lookd at the snap of TR surrounded by babes, I wondered how those girls survived the shoot. The pic itself provided the answer. None of the girls looked at him. Each and everyone has their heads turned away. No wonder.

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  22. Poor fellow. I feel bad for the guy. Honestly this chap rocks to be in an industry that places such emphasis on looks.

    Also to put it on record, I have now a days started liking sreeshant.

    cheers,
    Velu

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  23. OMG... that movie is going to be so disgusting!! doesnt he have a mirror in his house?? n which director n producer wants to make a movie out of him?!! wait.. is this movie true, or is it just a scam or something like that??

    TR Rajendran=
    Drop dead-true
    Gorgeous- some pls kill me now!

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  24. hahah! 69 to himself ! that was on par with my level of humour :p

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  25. awesome post! He might well follow the monkey to heaven if he happens to read it. The father son picture together was straight outta the text books describing evolution.

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  26. i remember the first times i saw him with all the babes, i was like WTF???
    loved the evolution theory ;-)

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  27. Sooper post... Today my day is gonna be energetic... Am laughing non-stop...

    This Terror Romeo is inspirational for you??? wow!!!! you'll go places
    Chriz :P ALL THE BEST for that..

    you grew up singing his rhymes? We also wanna learn those rhymes which made u so intelligent... So I request you to post an article on his famous rhymes..

    Cheers Chriz :D
    Good day ahead for you and also your readers :)

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  28. damn that chimpu pic was so horrible..seriously drop dead gorgeous :P:P:P

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  29. what the ****! ha ha man rotflol here!
    one of his fav dialogues "Vaadaa en machi, Vaalakka bajji...."

    fella bloggerz chk out this play list.. yaz gonna laugh ya $$$ off.!

    http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=266B095D3E6F0FED

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  30. now thatz wat i call a stud

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  31. oooo....This guy would give Brad Pitt and Clooney a run for their money....what say?
    lolzzz....Hillarious.....especially the references to Symmonds....ROTFL..!

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  32. He's an ultimate inspiration I must say...I mean, if can get babes, who cant!! :D
    And if it wasnt for him, the oversized...err...healthy "heroines" would never have got a chance!! what say!! :D
    Was the Gang Bang theory put to practise to get this six bag into this mortal world? ;)

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  33. i seriously fainted after seeing those pics!

    is he still alive somewhere? oh gaawwwddd... i am hiding below the blankets.. am scared of him!
    he is so scary! :(

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  34. Is he a hero? must be the biggest joke:)

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  35. "soul-crunching romantic performance" it surely was!!now who wants James Bond?he's got the "License to Kill" just by his looks!!terrifying post!!loved it!:)

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  36. one of your longer posts but no less fun to read Mr. X? Or is it the Chrony? :P

    Terror Romeo? lol

    Not alluding to Symonds? rofl

    The M. Gandhi connection? rotfl X lol

    "HSBC - Hot Sexy Babes Commitee" - this is world's local committee, eh? :P

    Man who is a combination of all those fine personalities? OMG I am thrilled for our thalaivar!

    "World's leading scientists joined hands with archaeologists, gynecologists,geo-morphologists and Navjot Singh Siddhu to find the answer to the mystery behind Terror Romeo's birth. " - this is Chronicwriter signature stuff. (rotfls X LOLs) to the power of infinity. Yengendhu dhaan andha combo-la Navjyot-a konduvandheengalo! *Applause*

    I am ALIVE! YAY! Ungal thevai sodarattum... chi ungal sevai thodarattum! :P

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  37. GOD! thank GOD i am alive till now. He so drop dead gorgeous. That video is so sexy!
    By the way, that lady is so fat! All the south indian item girls are fat or what?
    By the way, dosent this oh-so-sexy man resemble Himesh Reshamiya from Karzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz???

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  38. such madness....only u can bring!!!!
    gosh...the terror romeo sent shivers down my spine..he indeed is a heartthrob..
    i just couldnt muster enough courage to see the video though:P

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  39. Firstly, I don't understand how you can declare yourself as the numero uno fan when one is alive in me.
    I ve seen Veerasamy around ten times and adored his vakeel dada act in Kadhal azhivadillai (around three times). I am even contemplating to publicize for him as the perfect example of Darwin's theory of evolution.
    Sooper post. You could ve mentioned his musical capabilities and dialogue delivery skills.
    It wld ve evoked more respect for our thalai. Whatever, my won and wonly wish is that he continue his golden reign in Tamil cinema and jump to Hollywood to play bat man and win three oscars for first time initiated semi category.
    Jai ho for thalai.

    P.S:- I am not able to contain the excitement.
    Congress SWEEPS !! :) :)
    What a day!!:)

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  40. Firstly, I don't understand how you can declare yourself as the numero uno fan when one is alive in me.
    I ve seen Veerasamy around ten times and adored his vakeel dada act in Kadhal azhivadillai (around three times). I am even contemplating to publicize for him as the perfect example of Darwin's theory of evolution.
    Sooper post. You could ve mentioned his musical capabilities and dialogue delivery skills.
    It wld ve evoked more respect for our thalai. Whatever, my won and wonly wish is that he continue his golden reign in Tamil cinema and jump to Hollywood to play bat man and win three oscars for first time initiated semi category.
    Jai ho for thalai.

    P.S:- I am not able to contain the excitement.
    Congress SWEEPS !! :) :)
    What a day!!:)

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  41. hahahahaha.......

    :D:D:D:D:D

    lolzzz.... the naming of chimpu was awesome bro....

    as was the rest of the post....

    the post was worth the wait....... :)

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  42. why have i never come across him on the tv!

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  43. LMAO!!! Only you can write such post :D :D

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  44. wat??? is he a human being..really..

    wat a choice Chriz...

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  45. now i need sight therapy!!! lol...

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  46. For all TR fans Chriz..thanks for the post ;-) was waiting when yu'll post one.

    Hope yu are aware of his new party LDMK. his new internet TV for all TR lovers WWW.KURALTV.INFO and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy4AzEp6YuY

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  47. Vaada en machi! Vaazhaka Bhajji! Un udamba pichi! Potuduven Bhajji!

    Enna Koduma edu..he is a legend in Indian Cinema history, civics, geopgraphy...
    So i consider this post as a "thrishti" to thalai

    Ippadikku....
    Suyambuvel
    Terror Romeo Rajendran Sangam
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    Soon u may get a Vakkeeel Notice

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  48. By Jove, this is ENOUGH! !!:P

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  49. Never laughed so much reading any online stuff till now!! Stunning post! Seriously one of ur best ones I have read...

    Btw we used to use the word 'Kharadi' for him!

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  50. oh my good lord... where the hell did u find him??

    i didnt know whether to laugh or to run away in fright!!

    lol awesome satire dude :D keep it coming! (but next time, pls try not to make it so frightfully scary! :P )

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  51. Haha... Thanks for the therapy session dude... Now on, i would probably be able to enjoy every other movie.. :)

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  52. Dude, where has this guy been hiding?
    I always enjoy your blog. It's always something different - very different.
    Keep it up!

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  53. the best part of the article was your note to andrew symo..

    everytime someone writes the word monkey, we should keep a disclaimer that it was not referring to him

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  54. Thalaivar has lost in the election and by this time you are mocking him with this post!!

    You are suppressing and uppressing the view of tamizhan!!

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  55. Wat abt Vachirukken naa vachirukken video??

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  56. i cud not gather the courage to read the post!! :|

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  57. who the fuck IS this guy??!!!

    i'm SO totally in love. Chriz Please get me in touch with him...

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  58. did not have enough strength of mind to buffer the video:D

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  59. The pictures were enuf to get me crackin :P

    The guy is so hot. omg. too hot to handle kinds. Infact, hot is an understatement, he set me on fire...lol


    grt post as always :)

    Ivy.

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  60. puke !! puke !! puke some more!!!

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  61. Enna kodumai idhu.....Hahahahahaha

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  62. lol. a good post with a couple of heartaches in between. my eyes water in applause. :P

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  63. Hilarious!!

    dude, u should take classes from him!... if all the guys in the world were like him..... (shudders)!

    anyways... HILARIOUS post!... love the way u write.. keep it up :)

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  64. Oh my!! Wat can I say.......
    Chriz U tooo good. Your HQ is on peaks(Humour quotient).
    I literally fell from chair laughing.
    Hail you!!
    Keep going........

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