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Additional Note: Children below 18 years of age are requested to read this post without the knowledge of their parents
Additional Note: Children below 18 years of age are requested to read this post without the knowledge of their parents
" The ball is in your court" is a very popular business terminology. Chronicwriter embarked on a mind-journey to write a post on this topic. He used his grey cells to the maximum limit and the output of the thinking process is posted here. Read on...
Disclaimer: All the characters mentioned in the post are real and any form of sarcasm targeted on a human being is purely intentional
The ball is in your court
When IPL-2 got shifted to South Africa, the IPL organisers started hunting for Cheerleaders from South Africa. Without knowing whats going around in the big wide world, Vijay TV (a popular TV channel in Tamilnadu) started a reality show to hunt for cheerleaders to cheer for the Chennai Super kings team. The contest is still on and the participants of the contest, still have dreams of travelling to South Africa. Bless their heart.
In a far away continent,"Africa", the organisers of IPL-2 conducted a cheer-leader hunt for cheering all the teams. Clara and Mandy are two babes who are an integral part of the Deccan Chargers-Cheer leading group. During one of their practise sessions, both Clara and Mandy saw something and got scared. They have lost their ability to speak. A photo of their practise session is added here [link]. Investigations are still going on to find the exact reason that has scarred the babes for life.
The investigators have asked Lalit Modi, the man behind IPL-2 to help them in solving the mystery. We all know that Lalit Modi is a Man of action. He immediately jumped inside the war zone and did a careful analysis of the situation [link] and produced a twenty page confidential report to the investigators. The fake-ipl-player got hold of that report and he passed on the information to Chronicwriter. But due to confidential reasons, I am not going to publish the report in this page.
But to create some interest for the readers, I would like to leak some important information from the report. An Umpire is involved in this case.Being a Cricket umpire is not an easy Job. The umpires have to stand in the hot sun for the entire day and sometimes they have to do this [link]. Even my four year old nephew has a clear idea on getting dressed up for the occasion. There are reports that a Srilankan cricketer is also involved in this case. The whole Srilankan team started having doubts on Jayasurya. In the picture below, Jayasurya is seen pleading with his team mates that he is innocent and that he has nothing to do with the shocking incident.
The shocking incident which has taken its toll on two pretty babes has caused a major commotion in the cricketing world. Fingers were even pointed at our very own "Appam Chappathi"- Gopumon @ Sreesanth . Sreesanth- the bad boy of Indian Cricket is not disturbed by this whole incident. Sreesanth who has shown his aggression against the opposition batsmen through his teeth biting expressions and his bum shaking movements has said that he is not involved in the case, but he sure knows the culprit.
After much coaxing through Laxmi Rai and Daisy Bopanna, Sreesanth revealed three words to the investigators. The three words were " Hand of God". This confession made by Sreesanth has made the investigators to look at this case from a different perspective. One investigator said that football legend Maradona might be behind this case. Maradona is known around the world for winning a world cup for Argentina by scoring a goal with his hand. However Maradona is not available for any comments on the clue given by Gopumon @ Sreesanth.
So the investigators again went back to Sreesanth to nab the culprit. Sreesanth finally agreed to reveal the name of the person behind this big calamity. He gave a photo to the investigators and said, " The hand that rocked the cradle is the culprit". The investigation is still on. I am adding the photo for my readers[link]. Can you tell me who the culprit is?
Now the ball is in your court!!!
-Mr.X
LOL! ROFLMAO...the pictures!
:P
Still laughing!
i dont know... :(
but i cant stop laughing!...LMAO!!!!
LOL!! pooor girls!!!!
Me have no clue... but OMG this is so funny...hehehe
ROFL!
who?Who?Who? i dunnoooo :(
no clue as yet.....but .....LMAO..tht was hilarious!! :P
The hand of God is sure to be of Bhajji's only. Only he could have had smashed a chappathi out of Gopumon's appam and only he knew where to find Gopumon's cradle (from the pic) :D And all the pant's down incidents clearly points to Dada who instigated these things after he started changing to red u/w s in the middle of the pitch in almost all the ODIs enraging the red-disliking Bhajji :D
laughing laughing and laughing!
gimme some water plz..
hw to stop laughing now? :D
Kadavule...
Sreesanth... Daisy... Sri Lankan cricketer... umpire...yepdi dhaan connections-laam apdiye thalumbi thalumbi vardho! Moochu thenara thenara sirichen Chriz. Yendendhu ivlo flow-aa konduvareenga? Yerkaname ketta maahiri, room pottu yosipeengala? rotfl.
Amazing post; "awesmazing" as someone would say!!!
and still the contest is going on on Vijay TV? :P.
As for Sreeshanth, he is a student of Psychology it seems. And I never knew a more erratic student of the subject. lol
lol....
wonder who rocked the cradle, though!!
ROFL..
cant stop laughing.. :-)
where are you getting these images from? ;-)
LOL!
You have too much of a fertile imagination!
Cudnt stop laughing :D
man.. that was too funny..
where do u get those pics... the Lalit Modi one, I shared with all my friends already :)
Dude I read your interview with the newspaper. Congratulations man :)
kodumai
Chriz unga picture linkin ragasiyam ennavendra therindhu kolalama?
:D :D
tears rolling down from my eyes....
apdi i've laughed on reading this post.. ungalku mattum indha pictures la special print potu anuparangala?
Btw fake ipl player doubt unga kita munadiye tweet pana mari enaku ipa increase agudhu :s
Dude no idea but my bro and I are LAUGHINGGGGGGG!!!!!
Hehehee.. No idea about the IPL and all but an interesting point of view :)) :p
Cheers,
adisha
hahaha...good one...wonder when you'd get sued for defamation :P..oh sorry not you, mr X.. ;)
Thanks fr dropping by the blog! :)
OH MAI GAWD!!!!
lmao!!!
where do you get these pictures from???
LOL!
By the way.. that ugly laxmi rai is girlfriend of dhoni..not sreesanth!
lol & more :D
Hahaha....i found out d culprit! Hey Chriz waiting for ur post on Terror Rocking Rajendran...plz make it fast yar. And also y cant u make a review on "Mariyadhai"...ll be funny 2 read ur words!
ho ho..have seen this sreesanth pic.. but not with such a humurous explanation... hope maradonna does read this post!!!
i guess that was Yuvaraj because he used to wear the stretch always!...ho ho sema comedy appu, and one with lalit and preity as well
Where do u ever come up with these stuff from... U ve made me laugh like crazy... haaaaaaaaaa
Lolz...was the Shake involved? ;)
all i say after reading ur posts r ohhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyy goddddddddddd...............where do u get all this from!!!!!!! I have to share this with someone b4 my stomach bursts!
Dude umpires surely have a tough time and difficult job to do....don'tknow abt the other answer though!!!
lmao.. hahaha
you sure get the whackiest of ideas and the funniest of pictures..lol
hahahaha...whr did u collect all these pics from man???
d hand dat rocks d cradle...ROFL!!!
i just saw the last link of the whole post.. and well..ahem ahem :D
hilarious and sree should i think grow some balls after all... and really that bit about the reality show and chennai super kings..well what can we say..maybe thats for IPL3 if that ever takes places after this years poor show.. :)
ROFLMAO! :D
Appam C has become such a cult name, too! :D
Peace.
This Appam Chuttiya...If there's someone I hate, it is him in the whole wide world. Monkey gimmicks in the field. And laudable pic. Thank you:P
Classic Postu!!
oh my god!!! yeppadi eppadi?? your best i would say :)
OMG...!!
You always end up making me laugh like crazy...!!
Crazy....Lunatic....Brilliant work.....!!
The Pics are so apt.....M still laughing.....!!!
Keep it up..!!
more than ur post the links hav ta be censored...hahah lol I actually read it bfore ma dad lol :P
Insane heights of imagination!! Weird and unique ideas u get for your blogs! Still too funny :P
hahahhaha!!!
kya tha ye....
lol..:-D
Gosh!!
too much really..thanks for this free entertainment!
Kodumai kodumai nu koiluku pona anga oru kodumai jing jingunnu aaducham...
wr do u get these pics Chriz... i simply am not able to stop laughng...ROflarious completely
goodness!!!!ur totally freaked out!!!:D...but as long as u write stuff like this...who minds:P
ok now hope that u dont mind:D
Chriz...u really rock!!!
LMAO...ROFL...i think i can sum all of it...and m still laughing!!!
ohh...i forgot to ask...where do u get these pics from?
That's one of the most hilarious stuff I have read of late. LOL. U do get us going crazy with ur fun writing. Cheers Man! U sure are cool.
ROFLMAO! Ridiculously funny... YOU ROCK! :D
lol.
funniest thing ive read all week.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyy Goddddd........
I can't stop laughing. U got a gr8 collection of pictures and amazing humor sense. U rock...
OMG, these calamities can only be caused by u...!! Really, the hand of Tragedy :P lol :P
Who s that Mr. Itch Guard for Sreeshanth?? :P
Btw who played with the ball well??
Sree/Jaya/Maradona/Cheer girls??
The pictures were hilarious!!!
sad Im not able to view the pictures from my system... will check out from other :)
isn't that Anusha's hand, Chriz?
I think it's Dinesh Karthik :D....i.e from the pic :D ...Just a guess :D :D
But hilarious post chriz....Pics make the post more hilarious :D
err.. sreesshant is masturbatin i guess :P:P great pics :) loved the first one :) saved it on my pc :):) for future use in something watchworthy :):)
LOL:) what an imagination:)
lmao...can't stop laughing...!
great pics chriz!
from where do u get these kinda unusual pics?
ROTFL!!!! Where did you get these pics?
Loved the sreesanth pic.......
hahahahahha
Dai Chris Even i Read the Fake IPL Player Blog ... Not sure who person is .. an Article had come in Ananda Vikattan ... ManTira Bediya Kilichu elluthi irukanga .. She had been only flirting around itseems
pretty disturbing those pictures... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHHAHAH !!!
am sure its ur own dirty hand...
its chriz
its chriz
its chriz
U DIRTY!!!! :p
The pics!! ROFL!!!
Awesome entertainment man!!
Cheers
good lord!!! how do u come up with these ideas??? :D
HOWLARIOUS!!!! ROFL!!
:DHAH!!
it's MJ!!!!
Err you mean the two cheerleaders standing on top of other cheerleaders in the court had balls?
Loved Sanath's cameo ;-) .... Chrizzz u make me go ...... ROTGL !!!
Being a kid has it's own disadvantages... Couldn't read this post :'(
:D
Gr8 news!!! Where do you get these photos? Totally hilarious!!!
:D tell me that last photo isnt real chris.
Man... LMAO... You are one nutty crazy funniest machan... I dont use dude anymore...
oh god! I checked twice if my parents aren't around.. :D thank you for the disclaimer.. hilarious write.. and poor girls.. :P
There u go! U stand tall among those who run for today's journalist !! U should be considering openings with Indian Media ! :) And whozzzz the culprit, tell me plzzzz
OMG, Lol lol lol... I have practically fallen of my chair...
Now I know where to go for a dose of smiles ... :D
Too good...
hahhaaha.......rofl.
o god the pics r sooo funny n so is ur post chriz
Your sense of humor is killing :D
Loved the post, wondering who's the culprit in the last pic? :DD
That is some crazy, funny writing. Why don you have a column yet? Thanks for taking the time to post a comment on my blog.
The photos dude! Where did u get those from!!!
hehehe
Damn funny.. I missed being here! Thanks for this one :)
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