Note: Wisdom comes from experience
1) Never ever indulge in self-cooking. Hotel food is the best food for bachelors who are bad in cooking
2)Never walk around the house continuously for more than 30 seconds. It is better to sit in one place. (preferably the loo) [link]
3)The loo becomes your bedroom,dining room and heaven too [link]4)Farting is the most difficult thing to do when you have a bad tummy. You might attempt a silent fart, but what happens next is beyond your jurisdiction power.
5)For once you realise that giving birth to a baby would be a lot easier than having a bad tummy[link]6)When a running tummy is accompanied by running-nose, please make it sure that Tissue paper and Toilet paper are with-in arm's reach [link]
7)It is irritating to receive phone calls while sitting like a kung-fu warrior8)When some one advises you to eat bread/drink buttermilk to stop the outflow rate, never heed to such advices.The author ate a slice of bread and within 30 seconds it found its way out through the exit door
9)You feel like a rocket strapped on to a launch-pad. The propellants fail to launch you. Instead you launch the propellants [link]10)You realise that you can even blog inside the loo (This post is the first ever post in the world that is conceived,devised,edited and implemented inside the loo)
-Chronicwriter
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me the first (sorry if by the time I finish it I become second or tenth cause of your popularity) lol
yenendhu dhaan pudikareengalo: rocket launching the propellant? kaadhal kavidhagalla poo mulla vetra maadhiriyaa? rotfl
"You might attempt a silent fart, but what happens next is beyond your jurisdiction power." shabba! :P:P
laugh riot Chriz!
me the first- me the second! loose aayitten! totally jobless bro:)
cheers:)
Surprisingly, NO TYPOS!!
try some beers dude :P
You might attempt a silent fart, but what happens next is beyond your jurisdiction power." - pasted this on an official spreadsheet instead of something else. Nejamma!:P
Haha! You really wrote this in the loo???
haha ..:P...the links were awesome...man i dont want a bad tummy now :P..
urs..hemu..
ha ha ha!!
Can I say Ewww??
How the hell did you balance your lappy ?
that was awesome.. the images too ;)
Dai ur becoming Very nauty ... Gave the Link to a one of my collegue she is not speaking to me past 2 weeks
super pics.. thank god you didn put yours :):) spared us all :) happie looing and blogging.. must say you write better in the loo.. some ppl shit and thunder, guss you sit and wonder :P:P
cheers mate.. get unfarted and unexited soon :P
ha ha ha... dedication blog eh? blog for reaching the 50th mark eh???
can't stop lafing :D :D
and its categorized under the label inspiration?? Inspiration because you wrote this blog in loo???
I give you the toilet blogger award!
lol.. rotfl man!!
never ever try fartin when ya hav a runnin tummy.. :p
point 4 - comlpetely true
point 6 - the pic is sick!
point 9 - ROTFL
Point 10 - YUCK!!!!! Can't believe i read this post.. make that point 1
ewwwwwwww...lol.. get well soon ... and stay away from ham!
The author ate a slice of bread and within 30 seconds it found its way out through the exit door...:D
get well soon bro...btw, what did you have last night:D
Hawwwwwwww... yeh kya hua??kaisey hua?? :D
First ever post in a loo....hehehehe
I loved the post immensely...sorry for your ass is on fire :P
ho ho...sema balancing act inside ah? pataya kelapungoo
Chriz- i know what will make you better, try bull's milk :) what works for cows will work for you.
@abstract scientist
thanks for passin the award that was given to you by someone
@little girl
thanks for the advice.. good to know that you liked the bull's milk.. but no thanks, i have decided to bite ham-dung to arrest the free flow process
ha ha! nice post to read wen u are on an off 4m office 4 the same reason.. so lemme try my next post 4m the loo!! very inspirational one :P
hey chriz.....long tym....forgive me again...s.tudies are taking a hectic toll!!
LO!!!
How an u do that....do u ahve a laptop insideur loo??
OMG!!
this spot smells :|
I am totally agreed with the abstract scientist. some special awards must be made for u especially like drunken blogger, loo blogger ......may be ur going to create some new category of awards..
by the way its really gr8 achievement 4 u that ur keep blogging from loo too.........
It means nothing can stop u from blogging....))
haha!
hardcore blogger you are :-)
cant stop writing even in the loo..well for the time being stopping anything in not in ur hands..:-D:-D:-D
get well soon re!
You seem to be on a pic hunting spree...
Nice post again... and may god never give you a running tummy again!
Great post - i love it for its honesty!
sana
stop eating. drink water.
i loved this post ...and what a blogger that even loo doesn't stops u :P
get well soon and keep writing :)
hmmm!!
am planning to gift u a pack of tissue paper and toilet paper.. am sure u need it very much..
juz let me know when u cum out of ur loo.. wil send the delivery boy thr.. am sure he wil get angry waiting outside whn u r in the loo.. so! :P
cheers
swetha
lol...
enjoy ur new found haven!! :P
btw, u shud still cook.. else u'll never get better!!
gosh where do u get all these ideas from chriz boy!!!!!!!!! So not leaving the loo too haan!!!Great going bud, happy loo-ing!
Man you're just too good :D
I read a similar post on your blog when I first checked it out. Your blog's always good for a laugh after a hard day :)
I hope you feel better :-)
"Alligator soup" :) best medicine with perfect accompaniment.
happy looing chriz.
i wish there were such clean pots everywhere ... the one at the top lokks ... oh so heavenly . ! :P
I must hand it over to you when it comes to picture hunting!!!
Nice post :) Hope you are doing fine now...
O my God !! U r jus too good.. and u make people jus laugh with a few words on the system screen.. keep goin..
ya i even follow ur blog... enjoy ur style of writing and i like those links u provide.. u get them specially tailor made..
dude r u all right ..
U sure U don't hv the swine thingy ??
u're the most disgustingly humorous man I've ever com across..!
lol dude...
fourth point was the best..
:)
ROFL!!!
dude i hope u keepin ur red underwear away from d scene of action
eee..no wonder somebody said,u get the best thoughts in the loo..to think and stink :P
LOLssssssssss!!
n ever more LOLssssss at ur tag for this post - INSPIRATIONAL!!!
eeks!!!hw do u manage to write such posts! :P
try eno beta..:P...
"You feel like a rocket strapped on to a launch-pad. The propellants fail to launch you. Instead you launch the propellants "...lolz...rofl...:P:P:P...
Haha...thats hilarious! You set up your comp in the loo?? :D
man..... you have just reinvented the term gross...... lol
:)
cant agree more :)))))
I hardly get one !!! ;-)
LMAO Chriz!
**3)The loo becomes your bedroom,dining room and heaven too
EWWWWWWWWWW can ya really eat inside the loo?
did u seriously write this post inside the loo? HAHA!
Keshi.
ippo eppadi irukeenga machi :P (oru vella SWINE FLU vaa irukumaa??)
ugh!
how many more visits did u make after u made this post?
btw,did u take ur lappy/pc also inside,2 make this post? :P
"You feel like a rocket strapped on to a launch-pad. The propellants fail to launch you. Instead you launch the propellants"
hilariously awesome!!!!
get well soon...
Congrasulasions dear chrony.
A wise man once say - the mind is gravid as your bladder when in loo. :P*
Peace.
ha ha ha...
wonderful pics :D
So full of shit
Lolzz... i can understood this post completely... i remember a long 13 hours in n out of loo while i was in indore...and yup i too carried my lappy into d loo... :-p sheesh...
Idhellam oru polappa ? :P :P
lol...@ post, label..
truly ummm inspirational i must say
:P
ROFL! speaking from true experience, eh? :D