Apr 20, 2009

317. Plastic Love

When I was young, i was a major fan of Michael Jackson. I used to do the moon walk in classrooms, playground and even in the shower. One such moon walk had its toll on my leg. I lost my Achilles tendon while practising the moon walk in the loo [link]. After one year in bed, I started walking again. Mean while Michael Jackson went through 13 plastic surgeries and he just turned into a white man and became the first trans-color human being in the entire world.

Later when I started working, I realised that Michael Jackson was not the only trans-color guy in the planet. 90% of the women in my firm were trans-colored too. A thick one inch layer of white coating would cover their face. It was very tough for me to identify them without their make-up. Coming back to Michael Jackson, i still can't believe that he was involved in child molestation cases. I am hundred percent sure that he would never ever harm a child. In technical terms, I'd rather say," MJ never abused any child. He just made love to them"

MJ literally played magic with words in his songs,"Heal the world, Black or white". I still impersonate most of his dance moves and there are many dancers around the globe who try the same. But there can be only one MJ.

Can he still weave the same old magic in his forthcoming tours? I remember buying a red color shirt for a dance competition in college. MJ wore a red shirt for his song"Beat it". Talking about the colour red, how could one forget the TV series, Baywatch?[link].


Baywatch was every teen-age boy's dream series. In India, it was banned by parents in many homes. The boys would strive hard to watch the show on TV. It was indeed great to see the beach beauties in Red. I was also an eager viewer of Baywatch. The color red, sure has some pulling power indeed. Vijay Mallya might not know much about the game of Cricket. But he sure knows the power of the color Red. Please do not come to any conclusion regarding my articles on the red underwear.
I watched Baywatch because i was a great fan of Carmen electra and Pamela Anderson.

Later when Pamela enhanced her image with some silicon implants, i was disappointed. But the disappointment flew away like an eagle when i heard the news that Rakhi Sawant also followed suit and enhanced her image too.

When environmentalists are striving hard to remove plastics from the face of the earth, some human beings like Michael Jackson and Pamela take some additional steps and start implanting these plastics on their bodies rather than dumping them on earth. I salute such people who do such great deed for the world.

By the way, do you guys know that Michael Jackson is now dating Pamela Anderson? [link]. Is this what they call plastic love?


-Chronicwriter

63 comments:

  1. Gosh!!i hope tht news of MJ dating Pam is not true....well on second thoughts i think suit each other well! :P

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  2. sheeesh!! MJ and PA?? More gross than my boss and his boss combined!!!

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  3. Umm... Wonder how you managed to see them without makeup.. :)

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  4. linkz not workin dude.. chk out ~

    "while practising the moon walk in the loo [link]. " that line...

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  5. Oh gosh......is that true!!!!! And he's looking yuck in that pic!!

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  6. MJ looks like a cartoon in that pic.

    Chriz theres a typo in ur post.
    "we~~he"

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  7. havent read the post yet. but again i see red undies.. u red undie obsessed Chrizie..

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  8. hey chriz write a post on Rakhi sawant or have u already??? link link

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  9. i wasn't able to determine where u were sarcastic and where not!! :P

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  10. They make a nice couple(your link) :D yes, plastic love.MJ looks awful in that photograph,he resembles an older, WITHERED Barbie doll.

    Btw Pam told the press,that MJ wanted her in one of his videos,that was the reason why they met.

    moral modern Pinocchio:vanity and dishonesty will not make the nose grow these days,it will make the nostrils smaller and smaller and rot at the ends.

    and you chriz, god only knows how on earth you manage to think of such topics to write about, specially with a RED lining..amazing YOU.

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  11. @navicorn and @unknown

    thnks for noting the mistakes.. have corrected them

    @nidzi
    do read the post fully before drawing to conclusions

    @vagabond
    thats the whole idea :)

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  12. I cant even imagine both of them together.... ewww... wierd!

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  13. really...is MJ dating Pamela??? both of them together....very bad pair yaar...never imagined..!!!

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  14. am not sure I even want 2 imagine those 2 as a couple!!!

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  15. MJ and Pam?
    that would be one strange couple..
    i still like MJ, his songs are really great.

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  16. "When environmentalists are striving hard to remove plastics from the face of the earth, some human beings like Michael Jackson and Pamela take some additional steps and start implanting these plastics on their bodies rather than dumping them on earth. I salute such people who do such great deed for the world.

    By the way, do you guys know that Michael Jackson is now dating Pamela Anderson? [link]. Is this what they call plastic love?" - ragala Chriz! Yengerndhu dhaan nagaichuvai aruvi ongalukku vardho theryala? lol. I wish I were you sometimes.

    About the rest of the post, I am music-illiterate though not as bad as not knowing MJ! rotfl

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  17. MJ and Pam ...are u kiddin me..wow my eyes are red now :P...

    urs..hemu..

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  18. Funny stuff.
    Glad to hear you recovered from your lost achilles tendon.
    Hey, Michael Jackson was awesome when he was a kid.
    Too bad he lost his grip on reality.
    Got to tell you, Ben, the song about the boy and the rat, is one of my all time favorites...

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  19. So you can't recognize your female colleagues after that thick white layer comes off??? :D

    LOL

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  20. I used to be an MJ fan too and can't stop 'Beating It!!' :D

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  21. Haha! Laughing at the thick white layer joke! :D

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  22. Now you know what Plastic Surgery can actually do!!! Beside physically, mentally!!!

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  23. oh.. didnt know that pamela and MJ are dating!

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  24. "Plastic meets Plastic" - PA and MJ love isshtory...hehehehe :)

    Loved this post too... never knew u wud start with MJ, go upto PJ and end with a save ur planet message...haha

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  25. So r u getting urself a plastic nose?

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  26. i dunno why everyone are surprised here? please can anyone explain?

    and farah! yes i would have some implants on my body too.. but definitely not on my nose :P

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  27. Lol..didn't know of it.. plastic love is very apt.I was just wondering if they can implant brains too?

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  28. plastic does gel well with more plastic haha!

    but that link didnt work...maybe thats plastic too?

    Keshi.

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  29. MJ was crazy... his songs appeal only to young kids, ever wondered why????

    Pam... you keep off her... LOL... she would file a suit against ya for permanent damage... lol

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  30. lol!loved the last joke..plastic love..hahaha!

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  31. Oh chrizzy..,I had come in to check out my mail,saw ur article on plastic love..Truly vannnn.. :) MJ dating PA??really??I rly suck at this,but am trusting you right now.. :)

    Take care bro.... :)

    am sure I would miss a truck load of great posts like this one.. :(

    Nikhil

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  32. cannot believe MJ is dating someone..

    I literally hate that guy

    r u fooling?? ;)

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  33. Eeks!! PA and MJ!!!!!

    Strange n weird!!

    You still do the moon walk?? Hehe..

    Cheers

    *PEACE*

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  34. It sounds like a link-up extempore... :P

    PA and MJ together... frankly, I couldn't care less! :|

    Am I the only one who thinks MJ looks better in the photo than he does after trans-coloration...?

    Obsessed with red!

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  35. ugh.MJ and the breasted wonder :( nice post!

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  36. Your posts get pple to start thinking Chriz:-)

    And I liked the old MJ better. Now he really looks like...err...I don't know how to say.
    nd Pamela- I ve read somewhere that she married and divorced five times. And now MJ. Nice.

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  37. strange!
    the beauty n the beauty :)

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  38. an ardent MJ fan..and detest Pam like i have seen a lizard..

    therrefore..MJ and Pam..i hope not

    i also hear he is dying..dunno how true this is..:-(

    neways..thanks for dropping by my space..cheers

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  39. im a fan of MJ's moves but i hate him as a person..
    n pamela errrrrr....
    well thanks for dropping by my blog.. :) good day!!

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  40. MJ never abused any child. He just made love to them
    LOL!
    LOL!
    LOL!

    and i wonder what sort of kids MJ and pam might end up having...
    think about it, his insanity and her sex appeal.
    what a thing to let lose on the world...

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  41. I agree with the person above.. their kids... lord save the world!

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  42. get your blogger award




    http://rajeshecea.blogspot.com/2009/03/best-blogger-award.html#links

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  43. Was wondering where you were heading and as always ended up in laughter

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  44. when i was young dad i used to watch baywatch all th etime.... that david hasslehoff 's son was my eye candy :P appa.. how much i used to sight him

    and yes.. i guess love is blind.. plastic or otherwise :P

    and stop obsessing with RED

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  45. Pamela Anderson and Mikhail Jackson... Whatte crazy combo! Ugh! :P

    LOL @ how you you said they are making the Earth a safer place to live in by implanting it! Pity, the plastics will go back to Earth once they die...

    Good post, bro'... Tc.

    Peace.

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  46. Guess when they are together MJ will sing " The way you make me feel"....:)

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  47. Super machi...

    //MJ never abused any child. He just made love to them//

    ithuthaan master piece...ellarum thalaivara rombaa kettavannu nenachikittu irukaango...

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  48. lol. i loved the post. maybe they'll end up singing the barbie song...life is plastic, it's fantastic!

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  49. Was it really wacko jacko under the mask i wonder?
    Well, any publicity is 'good' publicity.
    Salutations fellow Baywatch Fan!

    There is one universal plastic love:
    Women + men's credit cards

    :)

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  50. I thought MJ was dying coz of poor health. Gosh what a lucky guy he is!

    :D

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  51. Haha...Machi pamela irukardhu aritifical beauty, alaso pala peru saapta ice creamu.. edhukku risku???

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  52. do u think all that plastic wud melt if MJ n Pam ever got a lil too cozy???

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  53. i was jus imaginin MJ plastic face melted on Pam's breast or MJ roamin arnd wid a nipple melted into his face...hmmm interestin

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  54. MJ never abused any child. He just made love to them.
    Smart...

    Their song would be
    'Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

    I'm a blond bimbo girl, in this 'plastic' world'

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  55. "When environmentalists are striving hard to remove plastics from the face of the earth, some human beings like Michael Jackson and Pamela take some additional steps and start implanting these plastics on their bodies rather than dumping them on earth. I salute such people who do such great deed for the world."

    supercool!!!!!
    :)

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  56. Lolz...you are teh limit chronic writer:) You should publish a joke book..seriously:)

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  57. MJ is the KING OF POP .

    i dont care who he sleeps with.....

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  58. I too agree wid wat Mithe said...

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  59. Indeed your doing a great tribute to them by displaying such vital information on this blog :)

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