Apr 11, 2009

310. The date that changed the face of History

Disclaimer: This is a true incident.

Additional Disclaimer: Chronicwriter seldom speaks the truth in his blog



Year:2003
Location :Chennai, Besant Nagar beach -Planet Yum
Characters: Chronicwriter, A hot babe (Her name is Neenu Thomas), A Surprise character
Scenario: Neenu is the hottest babe in college. Every guy tries to win her heart. Chronicwriter also tries his luck. He sets up a date with her and this is how the date went.

CW: Hi Neenu. You look Hot ( THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRST FLIRTY STATEMENT)
NT: Ok (SHE GIVES THE ATTITUDE LOOK)

Chronicwriter waits for sometime to get a compliment back from Neenu and when that never came from her, he again starts the conversation

CW: How do I look? ( Chroniwriter was wearing a torn jeans and a sleeveless shirt exposing his chicken-bone arms)
NT: Can I be frank?
CW: I love girls who are frank
NT: You look pathetic. You are trying to be someone that you are not
CW: Sometimes i prefer girls when they are not frank.
NT: Ok. Let us order some food first. (SHE ORDERS THE COSTLIEST BURGER AND A COUPLE OF DRINKS TO ACCOMPANY THAT. HE CHECKS HIS WALLET. HE JUST HAS 100 BUCKS WITH HIM)
CT: I am fasting today.
NT:Anyways you gotta pay the bill cos you invited me here
CT: Don't you have your purse with you? (She did not reply to this question. She knew when to speak and when not to!)

An old man came and sat next to them. He was staring at them. Neenu was the one who was doing all the talking. Her topics varied from pop music to college gossips to fashion fads. The old man felt sorry for Chronicwriter and he started giggling at some of Neenu's dialogues.Neenu was not comfortable with the old man giving those sarcastic smirks.But Chronicwriter was at least happy that he had some old man giving him strength and support during the so called romantic date.

Throughout the conversation Neenu snubbed Chronicwriter and very soon he realised that she was not the girl for him. So he just wanted this date to end soon, so that he could go his way. So he popped the hundred dollar question

CW: Neenu! What kind of guy would you like to have as your boyfriend?
NT: He should be the star among his gang
CW: wow! I know a guy like that... and?
NT: He should be musically inclined and he should play the guitar
CW: The guy i know is musically inclined too... and?
NT: He should tell me jokes all the time
CW: This guy i have in my mind has got a real funny bone
NT: He should stay home at night and adjust with me as my mood changes.

The old man stood up came to the the table and said, "My dear young girl, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

Chronicwriter started laughing and the old man gave a hi5 to him. It has been six long years and the old man still keeps in touch with Chronicwriter through mails.Many posts in this blog are inspired by that old man who loves to keep a very low profile

-mr.X

59 comments:

  1. LOL... somehow... I can believe this to be true :P

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  2. me second..

    funtashtic!! :) Neenu is the kind of girl! i hate! she is so like me few years back.. lol..

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  3. lol!
    the old man!
    and the TV!hehe..

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  4. He he....real funny post. :)

    Cheers

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  5. Nice old man!!!!!!!

    So did she get herself a TV??????

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  6. Hehe...Old man... super!

    TV... super'o'super!

    :P

    Good one da..

    Cheers

    *PEACE*

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  7. Neenu...what a B*cough**cough*cough*H
    lmao chris esp. the tv joke..hahaha

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  8. cheers to the old man... ;)
    i hate girls like that.

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  9. Chronicwriter and very soon he realised that she was not the girl for him
    - the word 'very soon' is overrated :P

    nice post.. good.. inspired... well written

    who's the old man?

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  10. funny....!
    u weave up a whole plot just with some fresh/ some stale jokes n new characters...n i end up laughing too every time:)

    P.S. : good, very nice, inspiring, great post..keep it up - i didnt put all this, OK, Happy ? :)

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  11. Good 1 as always! Advanced Happy Birthday!

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  12. haila !

    It sounds so filmy, but its awesome rather ROFLsome if its true :P

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  13. Chriz,

    Do you read my mind or sth? Just changes the glum complexion of the day. Kudos to the old man!

    And if this IS true Chriz, perhaps the girl does not deserve you. I mean yellaarum solradhu dhaan, but I MEAN it.

    Miles to go bro... and yeah best with your thesis!

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  14. my, my! That old man is too KHOOL! yeah, KHOOL!
    he had a very witty answer for that girl!
    And man, the girl is SMART! :-)

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  15. ur blog is HILARIOUS!!! and totally going to follow u. pls checkout mine and leave ur comments!

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  16. Hi5 dude..

    tht old man had a lot of experience in his talk :P

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  17. Have you ever tried dating a married woman among the 100's u have so far flirted with?? Trust me she knows the difference between a TV and a chicken bone muscle man who would at least dress up for her and take her out on a date!!!

    Hilarious as usual..

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  18. Hey, Idhu sema. Few PYTs tend to be like that and that's why they are called PYTs:P:P

    Hello to the old man:-)

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  19. Heh heh heh, and you lived to tell this tale? I thot Ms. Thomas wd ve whooped your a*se all around Chennai for being in cahoots with an old timer. ;)

    Peace. Have an uber weekend.

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  20. I'd hate your dressing sense too if I were Ms.Thomas!

    But over all ROFLing post!!! :D

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  21. @arv

    you never believe me when i speak the truth.. now i have lied and u believe this :)


    @vinnie
    you know my secret

    @clement anna
    thanks for the wishes

    @ gargi, sakshi, abishek, coffee
    welkcum to my page

    @everything burns
    you caught me red handed.. yeah the Tv joke is an old one.. FRIENDS.. and the story line is a lie. you should know that

    @ rest of the gang
    thanks for visiting.. keep coming.. i am celebrating my birthday on 13th... please tell me what i should present myself?

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  22. then i must give a hi5 to that old man!!
    he rocks (if this is true)

    and u too rock...(as always)!

    (hey,but gals are not tat bad)

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  23. :D

    but why was the old man overhearing your convo?

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  24. @ rest of the gang
    thanks for visiting.. keep coming.. i am celebrating my birthday on 13th... please tell me what i should present myself?

    My suggestion: A red underwear!! :P

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  25. LMAO!!

    how do these hilarious incidents happen just with you?!!

    i still cant stop laughing...

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  26. Isnt that old man your alter ego ? :D :D

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  27. hey how many more incidents do u have on ur list, everythime u come up with a new thing buddy! The old man has some sense of humor and i pity Neenu for missing on a such a wonderful hilarious guy!

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  28. lol... Dude, did u really did this? Hows NT these days?

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  29. Hahahahaha!! "Hi5" old man!! when it comes to humor, he sure put the 'P' in perspective...

    :D

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  30. hahah :P..hi5 to the old man :P...

    urs..hemu..

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  31. that was really funny...nice girl.
    who paid the bill at the end?;)

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  32. so who gave chronicwriter the brains to take that bimbo out? serves him right :P

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  33. lol, the girl deserved it :D rather she asked for it :)

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  34. God bless that old guy! :D

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  35. wher is the pic of red faced neenu!! ha ha...she'd b snorting @ yu now he he !!

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  36. Not all hot wimmen have the 'attitude' problem :P

    Not all hot wimmen are bimbettes :P

    And not all hot wimmen deserve Chriz :)

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  37. hahhah...sounds filmy :P..
    hero was old man ..u guys were supporting actors..hehehe

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  38. lolz!!! Ya i believe this post ... !!! :D

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  39. Ennai polave oru nanban!! Vidu macha.. ethanaiyo ponnugala paarthuthoom!!

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  40. hey i loved tis one.. girls who expect too much must get themselves a TV...hi5 to the old man.

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  41. yeah right! Its ur original story and I believe it completely! :P

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  42. Unnoda Mind la iruntha antha payyan Joseph Pius ahh

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  43. heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    Happy Birthday!!

    and do stop by my blog to get the best birthday wish of the millenium!!


    lol..i know i exaggerate.. :) but with its fine!

    God bless!

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  44. Haa......made me smile.C my poems too.u will like them

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  45. LOL!! someow i think i read a joke on readers digest also inspired by the same old man i guess :p

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  46. hehehehehehehehehehehe
    haaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaa

    hu hu hu :P

    kudos to the old man :D:D

    *whistle* *whistle* :P

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  47. haha...that was awesome...hats off to the old man..!!! He seen the world!! :D

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  48. ahem ahem can i hav neenuz number plz..seemz ill fit..!! :)

    he he funny post dude..!!!

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  49. Did you pay for him to be there to cover your ***?! :)

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  50. Thank you for all the smiles! My exam today had wiped them off....
    You gave them back to me:) I am jumping to your 300th post...that is a milestone

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  51. go die attitude girl! chronic writer rocks!! hehe. loved the post

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