Apr 6, 2009

307. My Kindergarten love story

I first fell in love when I was just three years old. Most of my regular readers would know her. Renu. She stormed into my innocent heart with a cute smile. She was my classmate in kindergarten. I loved Renu and so did Shabir. Shabir was the class hero. Renu had a tough time to choose between Shabir and me. Shabir was brilliant in studies and he was the only guy in class who could chew a chewing gum without swallowing it. The girls were just amazed by his skills.

Renu liked my calmness too; but every time I had an opportunity to speak to her, Shabir always came in the way and took my girl away from me. As days went by i started realising that Renu was moving away from me.But one day while i was busy memorising a very tough poetry " Twinkle twinkle little star", i figured out that Renu was staring at me. I immediately turned and looked at her. She just blushed.

I was just three years old, but still I wanted to test whether Renu was possessive about me. I thought of playing emotional games with Renu and wanted to see how she reacts when I flirted with another girl. I looked around and saw my class teacher standing in front of me. I immediately flung into action and did this[link].The teacher was shocked and so was Renu. She did not talk to me for one week.

The next one week I undertook superpower training at home to win Renu's heart [link]. I even demonstrated some of the talents at school. But still Shabir defeated me round, triangle and square by demonstrating superior skills. That is when an idea struck me. I thought of studying well and in the process win her heart. I studied very well and even wrote my exams pretty well. When the results were announced, Shabir scored one mark more than me. I lost to him by just one single mark. I looked at my answer paper and saw the error that i had made [link].

All my efforts were in vain and I suffered mental agony which only a three year old guy could understand.I couldn't tolerate the pain and hence decided to end my life.I went to the kitchen; took a knife and then did this [link]. The knife broke into pieces

-Chronicwriter

60 comments:

  1. "I wento to the kitchen, took a knife and did this"...lol.... superb!!
    Cheers

    *PEACE*

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  2. oh goooddd!! that last pic was soooo necessary :P and this is 'losing ur viriginity'?? ahem!! i am scared to think what wud happen when u actually lose it...

    nice post :)

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  3. oh lord!

    a three yr kid is so brave enough to kiss his class teacher! and d writer is so shy to mention it in the blog.. so he has given link!

    and abt the error! u r toooo intelligent to write tht..

    abt the last link, better i shut my mouth here! :/

    bravo chriz!!!
    lolzzzz
    swetha

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  4. hahahaha..........neenga sooo funny...chanceh illa..u r d best!

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  5. shabba! Chriz! The CFO's humour brain is working overtime, I think?!

    You have a way with bringing humour into most things. And yeah Renu will almost become a quintessential kindergarten love story name soon - if it is not one already!

    Hilarious read. Thanks.

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  6. haha...

    another funny post frm the funny yet shy-guy...


    Last link shocked me!! :D

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  7. Just came down from keshis blog where she made a point of how Kids minds are being corrupted.

    This blog proves it beyond reasonable doubt.

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  8. oh man...
    the last image was shocking..
    really enjoyed the post.. :)

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  9. dai machs,

    this sounds pretty familiar to that incident with your gal next door since the last 2 weeks :P

    why dont u tell us all about it???

    he hee...

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  10. hehe and the knife broke into pieces :D

    rofl!!

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  11. a few :O :O :O's
    on the last pic.

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  12. LaSt LiNK YikEs .... ReaAlY DIn ExPecT tHaT fROm u ... AnD yEah dIN EXpeCt The kniFe to brEaK eIThEr :)

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  13. Hahahah!!!! The last link!!! :D

    OUCH!!! :D

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  14. Well, color me inquinsitive - but whats this "gal-next-door" thing you n Arv are threatening each other about ?

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  15. hahahaha man I just can't stop laughing ..specially on the first one and of course the last one lol.

    :P

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  16. WOW! You are I dunno! hahahahah

    I love reading you and the pics you added just made me laugh every more.. I probably woke up the house I was trying to get ready for office and I decided to read you! hahaha


    Have a great day Chriz!!
    Ne

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  17. The last one was super wicked,Youve discovered a new way of taking out self anger!

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  18. Outrageous! Period!

    Love failure-nu yen kaththi kitte ponum..? Ivo ille na avo. (Oh Jeez! My Tamil sure has improved! :D )

    Peace. Have a nice day.

    ---
    And ummm, tht test paper is dated sometime in 2006. Ha! :P

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  19. "the only guy in class who could chew a chewing gum without swallowing it. " - muhahahahahah !!

    the images are awesome... except the last one. looks painful.. eewwww!

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  20. yu shud be one of them who has amazing memory.. its a wonder how yu stil remember wha hap then? :-) anyways kalakitinga ponga, 3 vayasulaye correct pana try panitingooooo

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  21. The first kid was like WAAAAAAAAAW

    The second kid was like MMMMMMMMMM

    The last kid was like AAAARGGGGHHHH


    U shd have memorized JACK AND JILL poem to have impressed her.. note wat?? In UKG, i impressed the same RENU by singing NILA NILA ODI VAA and she dumped Shabir!!

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  22. super chriz!! and with the last pic knife broke into pieces ...ouch!!

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  23. OMG OMG.......how many feelings were there in a 3 yr old.....i can imagine the amt of stress the so called 'heart' wud have had from the time it took charge of u!!!So finally ur superpower training didn't work out huh, ask Tobei Maguire abt it!!!I'm eager to c how Renu looks like!

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  24. damn kissed class teacher ..:P...i still have to learn from u to flirt ...:P...

    urs..hemu..

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  25. I Thought that you are done with renu and her stores but you have done it again. the last pi c was simply awesome. great one..

    I am sill laughing after this post.

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  26. Oops.. Neither the teacher nor Renu got impressed.. Pity... :) Nice post..

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  27. God bless you Chriz, awesome blog and its for better Knife was in pieces.... LOL!!!!!!
    Man you are famous in my office(free add). i kind of read ur blog all the to kill my boredom.... so funny... like the bullshit bingo, i do follow with ur blog....

    Keep writing.... just love it!!!!!
    -- Forgot the count on my comments in ur blog....
    sj

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  28. hahahahahaha....now i kno d reason of ur virginity :P

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  29. LOLZ!!! Still int touch with renu?! Give her this post link! maybe she will be impressed by the reality and pity you ;)

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  30. LOLZ!!! Still int touch with renu?! Give her this post link! maybe she will be impressed by the reality and pity you ;)

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  31. hehehehhehehehh

    Chriz, u r quite unpredictable!

    Shabir probably does not have 1 thing tht u have...ur out-of-the-world sense of humour :)

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  32. woo superman! You have faced that and lived to tell the tale?? *bows* you beat rajnikant to it!

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  33. seriously, was it necessary for you to go knifing around at will??

    ROFWL...you sure know how to crack me up mate. so if you shattered the knife, did Shabir manage to blow up the pistol or what?

    :D

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  34. u sure its the knife that borke into pieces? :P
    this post may end up spoiling ur chances of ever getting married;)

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  35. he he lol.. great one...!!

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  36. laughing.. the last image and the one on your kindergarten answer paper threw me off balance...

    still laughing

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  37. Liar Liar, pants on fire

    i was lukin 4 some1 on the comments list..where is she?

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  38. hahahha...so funny...
    how 3yr old can feel lyk this.. :O :O..omg
    u know wat!!
    u could hv started writting ur blog at the age of 3yrs :P :P..

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  39. Oh Lord!! This is the most hilarious post I have read in months!!

    Great pictures (:

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  40. OMG that last pic!!!! LMAO!

    Chriz ur over the top mate lol!

    Keshi.

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  41. wait, hang on! u said the knife shattered? does this mean u were hvn hard-ons at just 3? urrrrrrrrg! LOL!

    Keshi.

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  42. lol, you're post is hilarious!

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  43. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
    Knife broke? Ahemm... How???

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  44. hi dude get your best blogger award of all time.

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  45. no words left for this post!!
    last few lines takes the cake...!

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  46. hey funny post.
    the knife broke into pieces .... :P :P
    u still in touch with renu>??

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  47. the knife broke into pieces...lol.... amazing...

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  48. hehehhe SUper Chris .. I really laughed at office .... superb one of ur best .. But A Rated Post !!

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  49. Deiveeka kadhal in three years. You are the Guru man!:P
    Nice read btw:-)

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  50. Hey bro u got a hard one dere breaking knife.. U could actually use it as a drill machine or a grinder to pulverize spices! LOL

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  51. Thankfully it was the knife that broke :P

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  52. haahaaa

    Does a 3 year old thinks like this???

    I can't even imagine doing the thing "the last link to end my life"....

    Well...

    There was a similar incident with me... I should mention...read it from here

    My childhood Kiss..oops

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  53. ohhh my Godd... u r a superrr genius i must say...u can create a story out of any picture and rock !!!

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  54. WOW. Amazing work man! Hilarious indeed. But the way you've written everything. WOW. I'm your fan buddy. :D

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  55. rofl..really amazing chriz.. couldnt help lmao!!!

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  56. ROTFL at yur post and duck/fuck pics!
    last pic was a horror!

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