- Sehwag has the habit of reaching the triple figures with a Six. I have done it too, with this post being the sixth post of this month.
- Just 300 Spartan warriors killed millions of Persian warriors led by the great Persian King Xerxes in the movie 300. I have done it too, killing thousands of readers with my 300 crap-posts.
Did you like the above picture? I liked it too. Now let us go back to this post. Writing has become a part of my life and after experimenting with different styles of writing that included poetry, philosophy and inspirational posts, i finally figured that funny posts best suits me. Special mention of praise for my kids,"Jeremy and Jolena". Any post on them sure pulls in great number of page hits. I should also thank my dream love "Renu". I would soon publish you in book form.
It is always a great feeling to have so many wonderful readers sharing their comments for the posts I write. I also have many readers who comment on my posts even without reading a single line. Comments like " Oh sweet", "Good read", "Aaaaw","Nice post" are tricks adopted by such lovely souls who just comment for the sake of commenting. I am dedicating a post for such souls very soon.
For those souls who mailed me to console me for my previous post, I ended up replying to everyone saying that it was not my story. I also take this opportunity to reveal some dark secrets about me. Read it only if you want to know about the dark secrets.
- First Name:- Prason
- Sex:- Not yet. Still one among the 72 virgins
- Birthday:- Friday the 13th of April.
- Siblings:- One sister and I call her akka( Mother of Jeremy and Jolena).
- Shoe Size:- It is a big shoe.
- Who are your closest friends:- My Jesus.
- Favorite Number:- onnu, rendu, moon,sun, star
- Favorite Finger:- Thumb. Yes I suck!!!
- Have you ever bungee jumped:- Yes! Once inside the Loo
- Have you ever eaten a Hot Dog:- Yes. But I would have been happy if they had given me some other part of the dog.
- Have you ever been in a police car:- I want to. But no one gave me a ride yet
- Have you ever gone swimming in the ocean:- Yes.In the seashore.
- What is your good luck charm:- My eyes (Just after I get up from my sleep and before washing my face)
- What's your room like:- It is like Princess Diana's bed room.
- What is the last thing you said:- I am hot (I just said it)
- What is the best thing that happened to you in the past year:- My red underwear
- What is the worst thing that happened to you in the past year:- Refer previous answer
- Do you believe in love at first site:- 27 years and I am still single. Please ask the next question
- Who was the last person you slow-danced with:- Neenu. My Salsa partner
- Do you get along with your family:- Yes. I am a homely guy.
- Are you anorexic:- I need a dictionary now. Yes. I poor in vocabs.
- Are you suicidal:- I can make people do that if they listen to my pep talk.
- Are you schizophrenic:- Now the dictionary needs me
- Do you have a crush:- Renu
- If so, does he/she know:- Renu is married and she has two kids now
- Where do you want to get married:- In a church
- What do you dream about:- I am a nuclear scientist in most of my dreams and I would be performing vasectomy on female pythons in my dream
Now you know a lot of dark secrets about me. Please don't tell it to Deepika Pallikal.I do not want her to know all these dark secrets of mine. It will surely break her heart.She is my latest girlfriend.
Ok! Enough staring at her. I just want to say that this is my 300th post and I will continue to nag everyone with my silly write-ups
-Chronicwriter
these tags are getting boring Chriz... i knew most of the answers... phew... talk abt knowing a person thru their words..
:O i hv to read that red underwear post...
congrats on ur triple century....
:D
btw why one among 72 virgins? :O :O why 72? :-?
Thanks for the visit. :D:D:D:D:D
yeriyara neruppule nalla vanthu petrol ooteringa.. =)
300th post :) Congrats dude :)
my my that's too many secrets revealed but some of them we already knew like the red underwear!!lolz
And congrats on 300th post, its so special!!
ooh this is 300th post aah???
congrats...
cheri, yethuku ippo intha mokkai??
petrol vootuna yeriyatha??
time iruntha enga area ku vange, experiment panni patuduvom, unga mele ooti...
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time iruntha enga area ku vange, experiment panni patuduvom, unga mele ooti...
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time ethukku waste panra viji.. neeye try pannalam.. romba easy thaan :)
try panni result sollu :)))
AT AALAVANTHAN,
pechu varthei enaku chriz kum.. naduvele u no coming.
well, nan sonne fact eh nambathathu chriz thaa. so avaru mele ooti thaa try pannenum.
AT CHRIZ,
Yaruku nallathu...?
kanna, oru matter eh maranthu thinga.. nange appa amma peche pala samayam ketkatha matthom, ithula unga peche yenna ketkava porom. :D:D:D
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pechu varthei enaku chriz kum.. naduvele u no coming.
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naalu perukku nallathu nadakkuthunna ethuvumae thappilla :))))
First off... super stuff on hitting 300...
Now.. I have a serious problem with this post... You put 2 pics of gorgeous women in there and you expect me to read this post with my full concentration????
Brushing this problem aside (after some good few mins), I did read the post. Those lil ones are sure angels and I should have known that a book about Renu was long over due...
Bungee jumping inside the loo... that sounds similar to something I once did... now let me see if I can recollect :P
you are crazy dude... but then so am I... maybe its just the Aries thingy :)
take care bro... talk soon... cheers...
ohh so this is about ur 300th post ;)
congrats ..i thought u will only write about comments ..but anyways the answers were witty :D
hehehehe...u were rite dude funny n humorous posts suit u best
congrats on d triple century :)
ஆளவந்தான் said...
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pechu varthei enaku chriz kum.. naduvele u no coming.
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naalu perukku nallathu nadakkuthunna ethuvumae thappilla :))))
---> chriz naalu peruku samama>?? avolo GUNDA iruppara??
@convo between aalavandhaan and viji
gundaaganumnudhaan try panrein.. but mudiyala...naalu perunu sonnadhu (me, aalavandhaan, karthik, lancelot@arun)
What's your room like:- It is like Princess Diana's bed room.
--> charles ku intha matter teryuma??
What is the last thing you said:- I am hot (I just said it)
--> u typed it bahbey.. no prove u have said it. any voice record prove????
oh, do continue to nag us...congrats on the 300, surely its the nt the devils number yet :P
by now the connection between u and ur red has been established...u dnt need to mention it anymore unless u feel intense satisaction..
nyways, take care and keep writing those funny ones
Do you believe in love at first site:- 27 years and I am still single. Please ask the next question
--> appa!! oru ponnoda valkei tappicathu.
Do you believe in love at first site:- 27 years and I am still single. Please ask the next question
--> appa!! oru ponnoda valkei tappicathu.
Are you suicidal:- I can make people do that if they listen to my pep talk.
--> gimme 20 (10 fingers in hand and ten in leg)
same bloood... !~
Congrats on 300th post... :D
****end of serious note*****
Aha, so Chriz cleverly picks up another tag... but I knew most of the answers... So I can black mail you now, heehaahaa!!! :P
*suddenly feels dumb!*
But so can anyone else... :o
Birthday:- Friday the 13th of April.
---> ok treat ku yenga meet panelam?
congrats machi on ya 300
OMG, eppo antha comment la podinga. stupid MSN, didnt show me the notification.. nan busy post update panithu comment disabled panithu pakeran.. athanai comments..
huh~!
I WILL REPLY U IN MY COMMENT. ANGE PADICUKUNGA.. IPADI ELUTIKITHU IRUNTOM NA, PADIKKERA MAKKEL PAAVAM.
my comments are always like 'nice'' awwee''funny' etc etc ..but that doesnt mean i dont read you ok???!! :)
this one was way too dark.. such dark secrets you have i felt blind.. :P
oye who is she? pyar ki baatein mere saath n then u say deepika ur GF gooooooooooo :( :(
lal chaddi zindabad!!
i am sure it was the sight of you in your red underwear that killed more people than your 300 posts so far...
way to go brother!
:D
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chriz naalu peruku samama>?? avolo GUNDA iruppara??
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size'la illa arivu'la.. (appada oru valiya samaalichachu :)))
congrats on 300th post!!! and ROTFL at one of the 72 virgins :P i'm 20 and single... coming close to urs ;) hehehe... and don worry i wont tell deepika.. :P and how cum i'm not on ur close frnds list? :(
My my !! Intha visaaraneile pala vishayam veliye varum polurukke !
you dream about Pythons?? oh my....!!!i hate to see them in my dreams atleast...!!!
and my sissy calls me "Akka" too...!!!
Prason.....Congos on your 300th post..!!!
may u reach many heights soon..!!!
Congratulations on ur 300th post! Quite a milestone :)
And as I always say, u r the king of humour..Plz smile and continue spreading smiles
this year's 13th of April isnt a fri.. so dont worry.. bday this year might not be so bad.. LOL
Congrats dude
Warm felicitations on this significant milestone, bro'...
Keep 'em coming. Spread the smiles.
Peace.
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At 165 cms, you have *big* shoes? :P ;D
truly "inspirational".... congrats on th 300th post... :)
oyee 300 pure...mubarakaaa ;-D
u aries too...we rock..hai na??
partyc chaiyee ab toh...
www.enchantinganki.wordpress.com
he he!those answers were the typical Chriz kinda answers. :P Loved to see u in ur real element. :)
Congrats on the 300 bro!! That was a nice sixer! ;)
Loved both the pics...it was tough but I did stop staring at your gal...hold on to her! :P
Congrats on the 300 bro!! That was a nice sixer! ;)
Loved both the pics...it was tough but I did stop staring at your gal...hold on to her! :P
onnu rendru moon sun star...o god!!..
congrats on the 300th one...i wud say u failed to match the spartans...all ur readers r still alive and laughing:P
300 accomplished?? Congrats!!
I probably am not going to last that long. But seriously, u have kept up the quality even with ur insane frequency of posting!!
Red underwear!
LOL!
congrats on ya 300*
n now deepika pillai??? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..
hi this is kishore... congrats for your 300 th post.
46 smiles...?
lemme make it 50..
smile no 47 =)
smile number 48
;o)
Smile number 49
B-)
Smile Number 50
:">
Yenna vilayathu ithu???
duwan fren u!!!
@viji
haha.. vilayaaduradhu enakku romba pidicha vilayaatu
very bad la u.. =(
intha fig'm thaan super'u :))
aana enna namakkillee.. namakkille.. evano vanthu kothikitu poga poran :))
enna kodumai கி..கீ...க்ரிஸ் இது :)))
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Thumb. Yes I suck!!!
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thottil palakkam sudukaadu varaikkum :)
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She is my latest girlfriend.
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intha visayam deepika'vukku theriyumaa?
aiyo paavam :) aniyayam oru uyirai pali vaangidaatheenga :)
300 vathu post'kku oru 300 comment pothumaa?
athunaala enna namakku oru 10 kurachu kitta pochu.. venumna "satyaraj" kitta idea keppom :)
@aalavandhaan
just 300? innum konjam kooti poattu kodunga saar
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olunga postaa vasikaamaiyae ivvalavu comment pannuromey, thapi thavari vasichuttaaaaa
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ஒரு பிரளயமே உருவாகிடும் :))
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innum konjam kooti poattu kodunga saar
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athu sari.. antha maanangketta polappa vera pannanumaa ??? :(((
aamaa.. ithai thaan same blood'nu solvaanga..
ennaiyum oru nalla manushan romba pugalnthu oru post pottirukaaru.. irunga link tharrren
inthaanga link romba periya post thaan :))
ada.. sila samayangal'la post padikka vendiyathaa pogum ... athallaam paathha thozhil panna mudiyumaa.. vidunga boss :)))
mm. kudumpathoda paakalam.. kudumpathula husband+wife mattum thaan irukkanum :))
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because i am a kudumba paangaana paiyan
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aiyo.. en kaathula idi viluntha kooda ivlo vaali irukkathu pola..:)))
kudumpa paangaana ponnu thaan...nalla kudumpam nadathuvaanga.. aanaa, yaaru kooda'nu arivali' thanama quesiton mattum kekaatheenga :)
naanum evlovo mokkai'ya paathirukken.. ithu oru thani mokkai thaan po :))
adicchacu round'a 70
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andha butterfly boy butterflyaa ? illana girl butter flyaa?
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nalla kekkuraingaiyaa deetailu :))
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andha butterfly boy butterflyaa ? illana girl butter flyaa?
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athu butterfly'nu kandu pidichathukke oru paarattu vizha edukkanum :)))
motha padathula irukku AMMANI yaaru.. atha suthi yen kilavanunga JOLLU vittutu irukkanuva???
300 வாழ்த்துகள்
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comment post panrdadhuku munnaadi spell check ellaaam panni comment panrein..
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un kadamai unarchi'kku oru alave illiya.. un kaalai.. che.. kaiya kaatu pa :)))
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naan nenachein, thaangal solliviteergal..
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wise men think alike :))
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romba comment panni tyeard aayitein.. konjam aaple juice kidaikumaaaa..
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ada ippo thaan oru kaakka briyaani order pannen ungalukkaga.. sari neenga vara late aagum pola theriyuthu.. order cancel panniduren.. illena atha naan sapda vendiya nilamai vanthudum :))) escapeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:))))))))))
ivlo thooram vanthuttom... round'a oru 80 aidchuttu porene :)
round 80 :)))
80 எப்படி ரவுண்டாகும்
vaanga jamaal .....vanthu jothi'la aikkiaym aagunga :)
jamaal.. helo.. heloooo :) irukeekala :)))
Comments like " Oh sweet", "Good read", "Aaaaw","Nice post" are tricks adopted by such lovely souls who just comment for the sake of commenting----loved those line, even I feel the same:)
sari.. sari parava illa.. meen ellathaiyum nalla sappidunga.. varum pothu meenimaa'va kaiyoda kootitu vaanga :)) heheh..
towel'a enga vachenu theriyaliye :))
Chriz said...
@aalavandhaan
just 300? innum konjam kooti poattu kodunga saar
--> yenathu kooti podanum? avaru yenna mama velaiya seiraru?? :D
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yenathu kooti podanum? avaru yenna mama velaiya seiraru?? :D
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ithai thaan naanga yerkanave ketutoom la
ஆளவந்தான் said...
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innum konjam kooti poattu kodunga saar
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athu sari.. antha maanangketta polappa vera pannanumaa ??? :(((
CHRIZ,
i'm sorry, if i was a bit(more) arrongant. simple aah yenna pathi sollideren ne.
kummi yenga nadathaalum nan varuven,
aaana en blog le kummi adikerathu mathum enaku pudikathu...
SORRY again. nambunga pa.. nallava thaa.. ipoolaam nan sorry ketkaratha kuda intha ulagam nambe maatikithu... :D:D:D:D:D
நட்புடன் ஜமால் said...
80 எப்படி ரவுண்டாகும்
--> u dunno aah? athu le thaa 3 o irukke,. nalla kavaninga...
* viji maths teacher *
AT AALAVANTHAN,
comment padikama reply podura sangathule irunthu vanthu irukken
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* viji maths teacher *
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aiyo paavam students.. inimel 80 pooda sonna.. 000 poduva thaane :)))
ஆளவந்தான் said...
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* viji maths teacher *
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aiyo paavam students.. inimel 80 pooda sonna.. 000 poduva thaane :)))
--> PIGLET, ungaluku thaane support panunen.. ENAKE VA??
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comment padikama reply podura sangathule irunthu vanthu irukken
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atha sanga thalavarkittaye solriye.. ithu niyayamaa?
eki :)))
ஆளவந்தான் said...
jamaal.. helo.. heloooo :) irukeekala :)))
--> inge irunthu koovuna..avaru blog poi katunga..
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--> PIGLET, ungaluku thaane support panunen.. ENAKE VA??
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comment padikama reply podura sangathule irunthu vanthu irukken
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REPEATEEEEEEEEE :)))
ஆளவந்தான் said...
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comment padikama reply podura sangathule irunthu vanthu irukken
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atha sanga thalavarkittaye solriye.. ithu niyayamaa?
eki :)))
--> raasa maaru veshyathule vantha nele adaiyaalam teryama poiducu.. manicukunga raasa
innum oru 5 thaan pola :)
ada 3 thaan pa
AT AALAVANTHAN,
ithellam nalla ille solliputhen
yaaru antha punniyavaan 100 adichathu
CHRIS, bathile kanom...kocikitingala????
naanthen.. naane thaan :)
ok aalavanthan, vange aduta blog ku povom... time achule.. evalo neram thaa orutanaiye valaicu valaicu adikerathu
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viji said...
CHRIS, bathile kanom...kocikitingala????
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Juice kudikka pona ala kaanom.. antha kadai kaaran kitta appave sonnen.. kadaiyila antha ponna niruththathe'nu kettana.. ippo paaru rendu peraiyum kaanomaam :))))
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viji said...
ok aalavanthan, vange aduta blog ku povom... time achule.. evalo neram thaa orutanaiye valaicu valaicu adikerathu
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athuvum sari thaan.. poluthu porathukkulla naalu idam poga venamaa?
enga polam solllu :))
un blog????? :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
ஆளவந்தான் said...
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viji said...
CHRIS, bathile kanom...kocikitingala????
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Juice kudikka pona ala kaanom.. antha kadai kaaran kitta appave sonnen.. kadaiyila antha ponna niruththathe'nu kettana.. ippo paaru rendu peraiyum kaanomaam :))))
--> yaaru rendu peraiyum?? kada kaaranaiyum, chriz aiyum kaanoma??
un blog????? :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
--. yethuku po pesame pora singatha vambuku ilukeringa...
VENAM..vendave vendam.. aale vidunga.. erkanave ithu nele intha chris kocikitu poitaaru.. :D:D:D:
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--> yaaru rendu peraiyum?? kada kaaranaiyum, chriz aiyum kaanoma??
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aiyo.. samiee.. naan intha aattaikku varala pa :))
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yethuku po pesame pora singatha vambuku ilukeringa...
VENAM..vendave vendam.. aale vidunga.. erkanave ithu nele intha chris kocikitu poitaaru.. :D:D:D:
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vidunga viji.. ivuga eppaiyum ippadi thaan adichuppanga.. ithella patha mokka poda mudiyumaa :))))
CHRIZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
at aalavanthan,
chriz ku thaan vilayada pudikumam. venuma na ningalum avarum antha vilayatha vilayadunga..
nan venum na vedikkai parkuren
viji,
konjam apdiye kilirunthu mela rendvathu comment'a innoru thadava padi raasathi :)
varalenu sonnalum, iluthu viduvom le.. like in vennila kabadi kulu...
vali anupi vekka vanthavanaiyum, lorry le serthu kootitu ponangale... apadi thaa
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varalenu sonnalum, iluthu viduvom le.. like in vennila kabadi kulu...
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madurai kaaranukka vaa :))
ஆளவந்தான் said...
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varalenu sonnalum, iluthu viduvom le.. like in vennila kabadi kulu...
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madurai kaaranukka vaa :))
--> madurai kaaran na,? rendu kombu irukka?
//--> madurai kaaran na,? rendu kombu irukka?
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nalla kekkuraaiya detaillu.. aandava intha ponna enkitta irunthu kaappathu :)))
ஆளவந்தான் said...
//--> madurai kaaran na,? rendu kombu irukka?
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nalla kekkuraaiya detaillu.. aandava intha ponna enkitta irunthu kaappathu :)))
--> thoda... kelviku bathil varale..pecha paaru!
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--> thoda... kelviku bathil varale..pecha paaru!
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nalla (innoru thadavai) padichu paaru :)
kapatha pada vendiyathu ninga.. nan alla!!
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kapatha pada vendiyathu ninga.. nan alla!!
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aamaavaa.. aiyo kadavule ennai kaapathen.. pothumaa? :)
ATHU!!!!~
Congrats man...u made up quite an interesting 'post' to announce ur 300th :) Xerxes, Deepika, commentors, self-descriptive questionnaire...n little tit bits here n there !!
now, u need to treat us man, we survived 300 times!!
@everyone
Thanks guys for going on a commenting spree.. it is indeed a massacre indeed.. But keep going...
i am really enjoying the show when kids like viji and aalavandhaan join the wagon and kummi adichufy
so Dipika now??!!well is it because she is also in chennai?!! Paris Hilton shud be missing you or feeling jealous of Dipika..
Congratulations! Any idea why people are giving multiple comments?
Aww, chhooo sweet. nice read.. keep it up. congrats..
Heh heh
Wish to god that you reach your 1000th post too very soon.
that story was fictitious huh..nice. but i am strongly reminded of the guy hu cried wolf wolf..you two arent't related are you? distant cousins maybe?
that post felt sweet..not nymre.
congrats on the 300th post...hope you will keep writing more and more, and reach the 1000th post.soon
and hey.wots the significance of 72?
Hey thats a pic from meet the spartans not 300...:) Nevermind I'm just showing off...
With me it makes 73 of us... i think we could start a gang...:)
Damn it you caught me there... I was staring at her two big round cute eyes... Sheesh... You and your crooked thoughts...:)
Congrats on 300...:)
Congrats on the 300 mark... The secrets sought still seem to be under the dark.. :)
i can never think of writing that much.. phew... great tag though... although tags do get cumbersome...
best of luck with the girl..:)
300!...kewl..congs..
hey one doubt...
72???
*stands up and claps* - wooo hoo !!! yayy !! hurrayyy!! he did it ! he did it!! :D :D :D *clap clap clap...*
Congrats on the 300th post !!! waah waah!! shabbashhh!!! :D jiyo mere laal!!
*Sees the pic and falls on the floor laughing. gets up 5 mins later and writes*
this has got to be the funniest post you have written!!
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What is the best thing that happened to you in the past year:- My red underwear
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What is the worst thing that happened to you in the past year:- Refer previous answer-
MUHAHAHAAHA !!!
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Are you suicidal:- I can make people do that if they listen to my pep talk. - :P hahahaha !!
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you got over my friends so soon?? good for her she didnt have to wear *that* suit !! :D
CONGRATS again!!!
Must say, Oh sweet, Good read, Aaaaw, Nice post..
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wait. who am i kidding? these dont even begin to describe how fantabulous this post was !! :D
UBER!
at first when i took the comment section...and kept on scrolling down and down and down, i thought sthg had gone wrong with the page, some sorta comments-getting-repeated-syndrome...
then i realsied tht ur commentators have gone crazy by ur 300 posts!!!:P
135 smiles...i guess u have arrived...now if only u manage to increase the smiles by ten times...these blog ppl will start paying u :P
Athu Enna Chris one among the 72 Virgin's .............
Im just wondering...How can one bungee jump in the loooo
Haiku Poems
Have you ever been in a police car:- I want to. But no one gave me a ride yet
Surprising !!! I shall mail your blog link to one of the police guys! Expect a police car soon at your door step !!!
congrats on scoring 300 :) it's kinda hard catching up with all your posts, but i try to catch up whenever i can :)
and heyyyyyy... i do read all your posts when i do, and sometimes i'm doing it from the office when i need a break and hence the small and quick comments like 'nice' :D and 'how sweet' :D
hehe happy 300th post bro
and hey whoz this chick
Congratulations!! 300 is a big achievement. But, I knew many of ur answers already
Congrats Congrats! I liked the answer on the last thing you said? part...very witty Prasoon and your room is like Princess Diana's bedroom? Are you a princess?lolzz
good work-keep us smiling and laughing
best and worst thing happened to you recently "Red chaddi" good answer and sorry that renu got married and has two kids :(
sad!!!