Feb 19, 2009

292. Shocking NEWS

I have never felt ashamed of anything in my life. I have cried, laughed and exhibited all forms of emotions all these years. But the one emotion "shyness" has never crossed its path with me. My parents were little bit worried when they found that i was indeed growing crazier and crankier by the day and even at night (cos my bed wetting skills grew to new design heights every night.) But that was a long time back. I don't do it anymore.

When i was ten years old, my parents were so much worried, because complaints about me poured from every nook and corner of the city.My school teachers would call my mom to school every alternative day complaining about something or the other. I was caught at least ten times trying to propose Renu with a love letter.

The neighbours fussed a lot too. I wanted to be a Sachin Tendulkar and they blamed me for the broken Windows. I am pretty sure that if i had continued playing cricket, India would have found another Sachin Tendulkar. I did not continue with cricket and hence became "The Chronicwriter".

One night, my dad and mom were discussing about me.I was in the 7th grade then. I knew that the topic was about me because i couldn't hear their conversation. The next morning my dad came to me and said ," Chriz! I have something to say to you. Listen! I know you are smart and hence I want to find out your IQ level". Indirectly he was telling me that he was taking me to a psychiatrist.I understood that the IQ thingie was just a spoof. Anyways I got excited with the whole idea because that is gonna be my first meeting with a psychiatrist.

That afternoon, dad, mom and I went to meet the psychiatrist. After a two hour session with him that included various tests the doctor told my dad that I was perfectly alright.My dad could not believe his ears. The IQ level was indeed high and my dad never expected that too. My dad sure started doubting the whole medical system.
Days have gone and nights have flown by; but the craziness is still piling up inside the brain of mine.Sometimes I am happy for it cos it helps me to smile.This blog of mine, I just wanna keep on writing. After twenty years, I will compile everything and print it down as a book and I will surely have a good time. I hope to read this very post in that book too.

Last week,I was randomly going through some world news in the Internet. One headline caught my attention. It read,"I am a serious and a shy girl:Paris Hilton". That's when I realised that the psychiatrist was right in his statement about me too.


Now you would surely agree with me when I say that I am the type of guy when some people meet me, they find the answer for the question "Why some animals eat their young ones"

-Chronicwriter

57 comments:

  1. hahahahahhahahahhahaah
    hahahahahaahhaa
    This post is about nothing!!! Yet is so damn hilarious!
    You and only you can do it!
    :)

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  2. Have to meet to believe :D

    Funny you! am sure you leave your parents in splits.. they have no time to think about you!

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  3. Ha ha i'm sure. I like Paris Hilton though, she's kinda cool :)

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  4. appo anna pariaa ponnu kettu mudichidalaama???officially she is our anni??

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  5. Chriz hey hv ur parents seen this photo of Paris'?

    Keshi.

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  6. PARIS HILTON!!!! HAHAHAH SHY?? HAHAHA Yeah this post was beyond funny! Tho I have to say that Paris is well Ill shut up! hahahaha

    Ne

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  7. Lol .... fun post to read .... Maybe she meant she is shy to !#~$$^%^%^

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  8. ROTFL. Funny post. and the last line is just too toooo funny :D

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  9. dude...

    I was laughing so much until I spotted Paris.....................

    p.s. at least you didnt hit on the teacher... :P

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  10. lolz!!

    at least the psychiatrist agreed to sit with you for a couple of hours...i got no such 'clean chit' to bail me out.

    hilarious man! if Paris Hilton is shy, i am Captain Cook cooking a few kangaroos for my evening BBQ!

    :)

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  11. yep they shud have eaten you...atleast we wud have been saved :P

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  12. I wonder how you make hilarity out of profound nothingness.

    Hats off bro'...

    And Hilton... Heh heh heh... Read a number of totally dumb blonde quotes a couple of days back. She figured all right!

    Trust all is well.

    Peace.

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  13. am still wondering........
    :o :o :o

    not abt u!! am wondering abt wht psychiatrist told.. i wud like to meet him to beat him up!! :D

    -Swetha

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  14. Sure you have a chronic smiling effect on all of us !!!

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  15. Had a hearty laugh indeed!!!
    Well, your occupations shows Ph.D..when are you going to post about your Ph.D?

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  16. Oh Chriz, oh Chriz!

    Need I say more. As ever, made me smile:)

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  17. Hehe... the last part of the post takes the cake...haha... Paris Hilton, that too serious and shy...

    That means, the world is going to hell.

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  18. che che che...

    Ever thot this blog was a family blog?? :(

    mmm..good one.. :p
    hope ur finally cum bak after travellin loads n loads..

    Tc bro.. :)

    Nikhil

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  19. rofl Chrizy!!

    hehe thank your starts ur folks dint find the answer to the question "why some animals eat their young ones" :D

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  20. hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    m rollin on d floor holdin my tummy laffn!!!

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  21. OMG...what is thisss...??
    enna paa idhu?? :P

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  22. hw do u manage to do this??always..everytime???

    thnx for making us smile
    thnx for making us laugh

    u r the king of humour..really!

    God bls :)

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  23. Chriz!

    Anusha this worklam doingaa?:P :P

    Funny funny, bone bone, as ever dude:-)

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  24. ROFL!omg Chriz u r jus so funny...btw i love guys who hav a gr8 sense of humor!! ;) And wht more do i say....i m speechless!

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  25. Chriz...
    The last line is cherry on the cake...!
    loved the post... :)

    www.enchantinganki.wordpress.com

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  26. YOU and only YOU can write something like this... absolutely LOL stuff!

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  27. he he he....I got to know the meaning of your post only in the end..hilarious!:)

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  29. funny as always... :)

    paris hilton is dumb and not hot at all.. hate her!

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  30. Hail Chriz! Paris Hilton...serious and shy? AHEM AHEM! What is the secret to that touch of humour in the most normal things?

    PS-I really hope everything's fine. You aren't posting as often as you normally do. :)

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  31. poor parents.. must be wondering what they brought into this world!

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  32. hehhehehehhehehe, Chriz!!

    now i really wish to see ur stand up comedy man, it must be something :):)

    the question is downright funny..hope ur parents dont abide soon...i wanna read more of this stuff!!

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  33. :D
    :D
    :D

    usual dose of smiles and laughs gauranteed ...

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  34. geniuses are always confused to be mad!...

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  35. Chronicwriter ki fan hu main.
    ye Chronicwriter ka blog hai meri jaan ....

    m wonderng hw is this blog related to label sex ??? (thinking smiley) awwww agar tum Sachin Tendulkar banjata toh Chronicwriter ka janam nahi hota na..

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  36. Dai Topic ehh illama eppadi da elluthura ... Unga appa amma pavam .... Good Post da very crisp !!

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  37. lol the title should have been about nothing and everything.. and my mom passed by me just now and that paris hilton pic was probably the reason she raised an eyebrow and gave me "what-the-hell-are-you-doing" look. :)

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  38. Its a quality post than the usual funny ones...:))) enjoyed a lot//

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  39. What to say. India lost a valuable cricket player because of his shyness?

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  40. What do u know, I was searching for the answer as to why some animals eat their young ones..guess what! I am enlightened now..LOL!!
    Seriously funny :P

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  41. that is chronic lack of respcect to Paris. she deserves more than that :p

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  42. i'll be one of the first ones to buy the book ! :D

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  43. i can safely say that you are way better than paris. and yeah only brats have better IQ dull kids have just have IQ.

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  44. And i am Mother Theresa!! Yeah Rite!!

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  45. Damn!! U could have Put SALMA HAYEK as Nude instead of PH.... :((((((( Machi I hope u dint torture the psychatrist or threatened him with a knife at his throat "TELL GOOD THINGS ABOUT ME TO MY PARENT OR ELSE SHADAK SHADAK!!!"

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  46. U could have put ur pic in JETTY... So i could name CHRIZ JETTYKAR... That red underwear lost... remember?? :P

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  47. @ kartik


    dai Kartik Salma Hayek is your anni, naan un anna...mariyathai illama enna pechu rascals...

    @ chriz thalai

    anna paper matter parthen padu superru....aduthu namma kartik payanna oru petti kodukka vechuruvom...

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  48. Haha thats funny!!!
    PS if your parents are on Blogger...you may want to be warned of devious looks they throw your way!

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  49. Thank God u quit cricket or we would have missed The CHRONICWRITER ! :)

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  50. hey i have a problem... thats not to do with the post.

    i have blogrolled some people using the html gadget in blogspot, so tat the latest post of everyone will show up.. but for one particular "honey bee" alone it still shows only a post written a year ago..
    it not showing the latest post tho she has written a recent as a week earlier! i checked the url it is correct. what do i do? :(

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  51. Hahah ..How did I miss this one ....Lol...Yeah Your parents will get the answer they want when you show them this post :D

    Hilarious....Chronic Writer Style :D

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  52. Well! crazier, crankier are not the words... We've to find a new word to describe... but can it be chronicwriter in dictionay to mean nutty children???

    I think that would be very apt...

    my stomach is hurting after reading this... omg!!!!

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