287. Modeling tips from an Ace-Model

Monday, February 02, 2009

Becoming a world class model is not an easy joke.A few necessities to become a top class model are

  1. Good looks
  2. Attitude
  3. Smile
  4. Confidence
  5. Dressing sense
  6. The knowledge of posing in front of the camera.

My niece Jolena (She is just a one and a half year old baby) is already all set to become a model for the next generation. If she finds any camera in her visibility, she knows what to do in front of it. Her mother (My sister) is her costume designer and official photographer.

Jolena's brother Jeremy is her hairstylist. To become one top notch model, you need to have all the specialists around you. When Jolena wanted a Public Relations Officer, i volunteered for the role and i was indeed lucky to get my job. This blog-post is a portfolio of some of her modeling poses. Below each photograph, Jolena has her own comments.

I call this, "The relaxed traditional Indian girl pose".All you need to do is sit in a slanting position and make sure that you rest your hands on a slightly raised platform. In the above photo, i pulled down the mattress and removed the bed spread. My brother is sleeping on the couch behind me. The dress i am wearing is called "pattu-paavadai". It is a south Indian dress.

In this photo, I added a glint of smile and you can also see me throwing a little bit of attitude. The whole idea is not to look at the photographer during the photo shoot. This gives a natural effect and you can see the difference from the first photo.

This is a simple, casual all-smile pose that i do with ease.My mom troubles me by making me wear these gold bangles. Can you see that my ears are also pierced. These old people do all sorts of crazy things on us.

Some times I intimidate the photographer by looking right into the lens. My brother was my hairstylist for this snap. I am infact hiding my brother's pencil box behind my back.

Yea! Girls rock!! That is the message I want to convey here through my T-shirt.Guys! Did you hear me or should I say it again? and finally...

I leave it for you to comment on this one...

-Jolena

95 Smiles:

  1. i am the first one to comment yeah yeah yeah! :D the last pic is the show stopper.. :D jolena is an angel.. :) such beauty.. any vacancies for a personal manager?? :)

    the pink orchid

  2. Wow... she's so darn cute!!!

    Akansha Agrawal

  3. Haha...very cute! :)

    Sree

  4. awwwww
    so cute she is

    i loved the last pics bro....beautiful and cute she is ...

    The Solitary Writer.

  5. You understood the fact that girls are not gonna pay you any attention any more so started using jolena pics huh?! seria illai.. btw she is cho cute!!!!!

    Thoorika

  6. Real cute post thr Chriz ....yup she is all set to become a model....Find a producer :P

    Anurag

  7. awww i have seen her video. i knw she is amzing. and most amazing it the wrk of editorial, the way u lip sync her dialog.

    she is for sure upcoming model in coming yrs. :)

    Nidhi

  8. Neeng athaan PRO ahhh ?? Super fun and Jolena Rocks As usual !!! Guess all new snaps !!

    Sivaram

  9. Jolena is a ROCKSTAR!!! d last pic was veryyyyyyyy cute! :)

    Trinaa

  10. such a cutie pie !!! :))

    HP

  11. RIN SUPREME: Safedi ki Chamkar Zyada

    "I am already the brand ambassador of so many products..The Bollywood babes had better beware."

    Swats

  12. Nice post, must be proud of your niece

    JollyRoger

  13. Sucha Cutie she is!!

    m.flowerr

  14. jolena is just soo cute... i think i love her and that traditional south indian dress is rather nice... get me one too.. u knwo my birthday is on september, you knwo you can gift one to me then. right?

    Phoenix

  15. that is one girl who sure knows what she is doing. ;)

    you guys are blessed.

    Jadis

  16. I dont know whats with the new generation, either they're very photogenic or they have very quick reflexes to relax and pose when the camera come in the radius of 10 meters. I mean really!

    She's breathtaking adorable. But then kids always are :)

    sad fact: they grow up.

    .a.

  17. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Elithraniel Arawion

  18. aweeeeeeee

    cho chweeeeet

    kuchi kuchi bam bam :D :D

    Amrita~Ams

  19. awww she is soooooooo cute and i must confess stylish too with oodles of self confidence and attitude :)

    god bless this angel :)

    Preetilata【ツ】

  20. "The relaxed traditional Indian girl pose'

    LOVE IT MAN....

    Karthik

  21. She is sure going from cute to cuter. and PR like you will surely go some places

    s4n705h

  22. Chriz, great PR job buddy!
    Jolena is already going places...

    Vinnie

  23. *ahem* *ahem*

    Will watch out for her on TV!

    God bless.

    Peace.

    Kartz

  24. ...aha!

    :)

    Nachi

  25. she's such a darling!

    i'd bug the sanity out of my little cousins n nieces all the time by taking pics like these! hahahha

    oh, n one word for ur valentine pics.. classic! LOL

    have a great day mate! :)

    Chumi

  26. Cute gal ! :-)

    Maria John

  27. AAAAYYYYEEEE YAAAM BACK!!!

    yes yes.. i've finally been jolted from slumber, i have realized being called a lazy bum (by you :P) can be a darned shameful thing, and so here i am :D

    ooooohhh... i see Deepika Padukone has some stiff competition now! lol, and neat tips! spoken like a true professional! *clap clap*

    Divya

  28. wow....so cute....Jolena is an angel of beauty and smiles.....a star of charm...!!!

    i loved her pics...!!!

    yamini meduri

  29. Trust me Chriz, you KNOW how to make people laugh! And yes, you have called your blog 'humorous blog' not for nothing I can sense!!!

    Of course, the captions allied with the photographs were cute and 'hitting' in a humorous way.

    Aside: Making people laugh and smile is a deed I put higher than any act of charity. Cheers!

    The Poltergeist

  30. Step aside people, THE SUPERMODEL is here! And Chriz, get me her autograph, before the line becomes too long! Such a cutie pie she is! An angel there! :)

    Tara

  31. Beautiful niece n nephew ! They are in for their modelling furture already !

    PurpleHeart

  32. She smiles so so so angelic:-) More pics pls:-)

    Archana

  33. beautiful little girl< and I am sure with auncle like Chriz for PR and management , she is going to be a helluva model:)
    and I love Pattu paavadai:)

    Renu

  34. Here goes another Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Chooooooooo Chweeet :)

    Muse

  35. oooo... thats so photogenic.. cute celeb :)
    and the last one...is that her latest summer costume? ver cute!

    V. Archana

  36. Hey.. She is cute.. Loved the first pic... and yeh.. Girls rock..

    Riya

  37. btw btw... what was the 1st ever joke u cracked from ur infancy? dinno u had this 'funny humorous nutty blog' from the very 1st day u were born(since 1982);)

    V. Archana

  38. miss world in the making!!

    abhishek

  39. A cute lil dahlin!

    I love pic #3 the best...such a sweetie lol!

    Keshi.

    Keshi

  40. she indeed is a worthy muse !!! :)

    Pretty Me!!

  41. Thank you mama. You Did a gr8 Job. (Last pic than konjam vekkam)

    dewdrops

  42. cute indeed!!! :) and yes for the last snap, comment would be ...."Best cheeesee smile"

    moi

  43. D Rat looks left and right.. hides the white towel bundle under arms which is kicking her mercilessly... runs into the dark alley leading to her place... ouch gets a huge kick on her tummy... Jolena free s herself from the towel bundle and says "Ippo theriyudha naanga Robin soap en use panrom nu.. fresh and energetic!!"
    :-D so much for trying to kidnap Jolena!!!

    The Rat...

  44. She will for sure become an amazing model if she wants to

    Honey Bee

  45. man she is so cute!!!

    mayz

  46. Good one Chriz! The humour hitting hard as ever!!!

    And, I left a comment earlier where I had said lofty things about humour as being more touching and significant than any act of noble charity. Somebody has swallowed it maybe ;)

    Cheers

    TC

    Srinivas

  47. A cute model in making :) ...
    she's damn cute .. her brother vl surely have to quit the job of hair stylist and take up the permanent job of keeping her admirers away in future :)..

    Charmed One!

  48. she is sooo cute .....3rd pic was nice :)...

    urs..hemu..

    Hemanth Potluri

  49. i bet she ll give those super models a run for their money...

    cute pics dude... :D

    ...nIShAntH...

  50. Awww...!!! :-D

    She is so cute..lovely pics... :-)

    and yaa....!She is absolutely right...Girls rocks!!!

    www.enchantinganki.wordpress.com

    Ankita Agrawal

  51. She is all set to rule the world of modelling. :P

    Indeed a beautiful and cute kid :)

    Harshita

  52. Sigh! I suddenly wish I was as small as her, and a guy.
    I would suuurely take this cuteheart model on a date, and take all the tips possible for a photography session! :-D

    Can I please have Joleeenaaa?
    And yez..I agree with the Charmed one. Jeremy will soon be made to quit hairstyling and bash away Jolie's admirers! :P

    Cяystal

  53. awwww...she can beat those supermodels anyday :D
    bery bery cute!

    hugzz to her

    Pri

  54. The caption for the last pic shud say: "Babe outta the bath-tub!"
    she looks adorable! I like the first pic a lot.. looking like a demure lady..

    knottygal

  55. AAwwww....cho chweet. I am sure she is going to rule the ramp soon! Comment for the last one - 'Just bathed beauty!'

    -Nita.

    Random Ramblings

  56. hehehe...too good..
    wish all those supermodels listened to atleast one of her

    Praveen

  57. @pink
    ill ask jolena and inform you soon

    @akansha
    yes true..

    @sree
    :) yup

    Chriz

  58. @solitary writer
    i loved the last picture so much too.. thats y opened it for the public comment

    @thoorika
    valentines day seekiram varudhu. you have invited trouble girl

    @anurag
    yes.. she is still thinking whether to step into the modeling side or onto the singing arena

    Chriz

  59. @nidhi
    thanks.. have done some more videos also with her.will add soon

    @shiv
    yes maams. all new snaps only.. :)

    @trinaa
    she is a popstaa..:)

    Chriz

  60. @HP
    :) JUST LIKE her uncle

    @swats
    she has her sights on higher things

    @jollyroger
    ;) yes i am..

    Chriz

  61. @m.flowerr
    thats true..

    @phoenix
    haha.. ill ask my wife if she is too possessive on me presenting a pattu pavadai to phoenix

    @jadis
    welkum back to my page.. been a long time girl

    Chriz

  62. @a
    thats y i never grew up

    @anusha
    waaaat?

    @amrita
    swear words in baby language?

    Chriz

  63. @preetilata
    she is a bratty angel

    @karthik
    enakkum andha pattu paavadai pose romba likings

    @santosh
    will i? how many kilometers?

    Chriz

  64. @vinnie
    PR job becomes easy with acemodels like jolena

    @kartz
    :) hope she doesnt appear on tv

    @nachi
    heh?

    Chriz

  65. @chumi
    thanks for that compliment

    @maria
    yes she is..

    @divya
    welcome back meow girl..

    Chriz

  66. @yamini
    :)

    thanks a bunch

    @poltergeist
    thanks for the comments. your comments made my charity day

    @tara
    will appoint some bouncers to see that the line doesnt create any havoc

    Chriz

  67. @sandy
    hope they dont really get into the field

    @archana
    will add more pictures for sure

    @renu aunty
    i love her in pattupavadai too.

    Chriz

  68. What a smile!!! This kid is adorable. Can I apply for her make-up artist?? :-)

    Nikita

  69. @muse
    :)

    @v archana
    summer costume.. in january?

    @riya
    hehe.. yes girl rock the boys

    Chriz

  70. @v archana
    the first joke i cracked.. i still remember that day.. there were 12 nurses around me.. they were all laughing.. it was fun

    @abhishek
    miss universe...

    @keshi
    pattu paavadi.. all the pix rocks...

    Chriz

  71. ohh come on... this must be the trial version ;) lol
    the final one wud b out then...

    V. Archana

  72. Jo's a diva man! I so love her!!

    Sam

  73. ohh u still remember that scene?
    what were they holding in their hands? :P

    V. Archana

  74. @pretty
    unintentional?

    @jolena baby
    you are famous here.. see all your fans..

    @moi
    she has nice teeth yea

    Chriz

  75. @rat
    she uses johnson and johnson :)

    @honey
    ippo lighta build up koduthutu she will stop

    @mayz
    yes true bro

    Chriz

  76. @srinivas
    oh that was you
    :)thanks bro... coming and checking

    @charmed one
    yes jeremy will soon have to change his role

    @nishanth
    :) thanks for visiting this page.. do come for more laughs

    Chriz

  77. @ankita
    thanks for coming again. blogrolled ya.. do keep coming

    @harshita
    after a while you are back.. welkum :)

    @aayushi
    no one is touching jolena.. she is mine.. jeremy will soon be the hit man

    Chriz

  78. Awww :)
    Give her a hug from my side. :)

    ki

  79. @pri
    :)
    ill pass the hugs

    @josie
    baby outta the bath yea.. how is ur little brat..

    @nitara
    that was indeed after a fresh bath indeed..

    Chriz

  80. @praveen
    they should.. yes bro..

    @nikita
    yes you are welkum

    @sam
    yes indeed she is one diva indeed

    Chriz

  81. @archana
    they were holding me in their hands
    :0

    @ki
    yes.. she gets all the hugs..

    Chriz

  82. Jolena is cute and adorable :) She's quite funny with words :):)

    Ramana KV

  83. awww.. she's so cute!! Maybe she'll become a model some day!

    Shrav

  84. Awww.. Totally aborable :) Nice descriptions for the pics as well :)

    Shalini Gowrisankar

  85. aww she's so cute and pretty!! :)

    Ria

  86. shes so awfulllllly cute:)
    and man she so sure is going to be one hell of a model:)
    so u have a safe future dude:)
    congrats!!u got a permanent sort of job:)

    santasizing...Fantasizing

  87. GOSH! I LOVE HER TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!

    She is so adorable.. Yes, She is soooooooo Model Material!!

    NE~ISM

  88. btw ur vals day special pics look more like a Jack-the-ripper day special LOL Chriz!

    Keshi.

    Keshi

  89. She is sooooo adorable!
    I liked the 3rd pic the most!

    Oh, fantastic post with Keshi!
    I loved it...laughed a lot!!!!
    You & the beautiful & talented Keshi should go on the road together...Lol!
    Great comedy team!!!!!

    Margie:)

    Margie

  90. sho cute.. is she available for a date ?

    Emaan

  91. indha vishyam unga neice ku theryuma? :D

    Shimmer

  92. :D

    Devil's Advocate

  93. Brother...book her with advance for our next film...

    Lancelot

  94. cute pics dude...

    and when she grows up, she is gonna kick ur butt for posting this :P

    cheers...

    Arv

  95. Awww! :)

    Jean

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