285. Five things i do when i get drunk
Thursday, January 29, 2009Most of us do the craziest of things when we get drunk. I do not drink now. But during my college days, when alcohol used to play hide and seek with my taste-buds, I have acted weird too.Some people get very emotional and cry a lot and realise the value of their folks when they are drunk. Some puke around the whole place and give you headaches and nauseating feelings.There was this guy who proposed his girl friend by throwing a Rose flower on her head. She suffered head injuries. Apparently he threw the rose flower along with the flower pot.
I am not gonna talk more about what others do when they are sloshed. I am gonna brag about what I do when I am stoned. The following are five things from my experience; The experience of an ex-drunkard...
1)C programming -2000
I remember this incident very well because 2000 was the year I started drinking. I also remember the year because that was the year I first got drunk too. Me and my friend were totally smashed that night after three mugs of beer (He had two and half mugs and I had half a mug of beer). I puked on his C- programming book by Balaguruswamy (Madras University students will know this name) and as a result he cleared the paper only in his fifth attempt2)The drowning episode -2005
Me and my six friends (We call ourselves The sexy seven) drank like wild boars that night . We finished two crates of beer bottles (24 bottles in all. I just had half a bottle as usual). We all hit the pool. The sad part is all my friends can swim and I do not know the art of splashing in the pool. I had to wear the floating jacket and I jumped into the kid's pool which was near the main pool. I drowned in it and my friends had to carry me off the pool.3)The sallu-bhai story-2003
It was my final year of Engineering. Our juniors gave a very good farewell to us. Alcohol was flowing freely that night. It was a beach party. The juniors were watching us. To prove to them that I am an expert in the art of drinking, I gulped one full bottle of beer (650ml in all). The dance floor invited us to dance. We went crazy on the dance floor. A few guys wanted to do a La-Salman Khan show. The girls went wild. I joined the gang of guys too. After a while the girls went wilder. They were cheering more than before. The next day when my friends told me that Salman khan removes only his shirt, I realised my folly4)College Suspension- 2002
Never get drunk before you attempt any form of examination in your Engineering degree even if it is just a class test. Chances are that you might get suspended from college for 25 days. I am not gonna explain more on this.Two more guys were suspended along with me. Sundar and Edwin are their names.5) Stairway to heaven- 2001
I was standing at the bottom of a staircase for two hours. Later I realised that it was not an escalator.
-Chronicwriter
me the first...lets get drunk
Lancelot 28 January 2009 7:16 PM
@ chriz
thalai...ennoda craziest stuff, I was telling whoever I met "I am not high I am not high" and called one of my classmates house and proposed to her mom instead of her :P :P :P
Lancelot 28 January 2009 7:24 PM
that was interesting to read.
well, i guess many boys can relate themselves to it ;)
Jyoti 28 January 2009 7:27 PM
ahhh.. are u sure u were drunk? u are capable of doin all this even if ur sober
Elithraniel Arawion 28 January 2009 7:36 PM
nice one... took me back to my college days... :)
Vaisakh P S 28 January 2009 7:42 PM
Interesting.. Reminds of an incident where my friend had to finish 3 packs of fags for a whole night to get the "Hello World" printed from C program..
Ramana KV 28 January 2009 7:46 PM
even i yam drung tudai..sorrri if ther is eni swelling msitake..valga kudimagan! valarga avan pugal mattum! cheeeeeeeeeers
Suyambuvel. M 28 January 2009 7:47 PM
Dai macha, ne romba dhan da! LOL, but seriously, half a mug of beer? And u puked? Even my sweetest, most innocent girl friends don't get drunk on that much. Ha ha, ur a kid LOL. Most girls cry when they are drunk. It's annoying. But sadly i'm one of them. Which is why I don't drink much anymore. Cheers :)
Crowscious 28 January 2009 8:14 PM
the stairs one was the funniest!lolzzz
Mithe 28 January 2009 8:15 PM
No.3 was roflmao....
and dude no kidding at no.4 ...R U Serious ...Who drinks before exam mann ???
Anurag 28 January 2009 8:21 PM
Hey chriz, may be that was actually an escalator which was drunk too and believed that its a staircase!
Karan 28 January 2009 8:23 PM
Chriz I feel you are my twin soul. I too have some really embarrasing drinking escapades to my credit :D
@Jyoti: Why do you say that many boys can relate to it? Girls can relate to it too ya.... me for instance. Although I never took off my clothes!!! :-)
Nikita 28 January 2009 8:28 PM
Lolz...
Just laughing my way to glory after reading this one :D
I too have a lot of drunken memories..
Yours are really entertaining !!!
Sad thing that you stopped drinking now :P !!
Charmed One! 28 January 2009 8:50 PM
r u sure you do all these just for half beer...huh....u shud see a doctor...lol
swats.... 28 January 2009 8:53 PM
u got drunk before ur exams :o
sounds fun man.....hehehe and last point hehehe roflmao..... .. i knw most of them r a pack of lies bro...u rock man
semma kalakura machhi !!! :p
The Solitary Writer. 28 January 2009 8:58 PM
very funny...
Once after I got drunk, I crawled on the wall like a spiderman...thats wat my friend says, of course even he was drunk then :)
Unknown!!! 28 January 2009 9:14 PM
you have to get drunk to do all these crap?! :D
Thoorika 28 January 2009 9:19 PM
THIS is why I should start drinking!
^_^
Jean 28 January 2009 9:26 PM
puking on a book chriz??????????????? gross...!!!!
rofl!! you can forgive me if i am stilll wondering how the girls butchered you in that farewell party.. lol..
the pink orchid 28 January 2009 9:48 PM
Salamn only removes the shirt took the cake. great post. well i have actully done coding after i was drunk. ad yeah it was in c. but the book was diffrent. Balagurusamy's book on Basic (Programming language) is good but for C is not that good.
s4n705h 28 January 2009 10:03 PM
Half a bottle???? WTH??? LMAO....
I loved that stairway thing man... could so picture you in that scene... LOL...
Arv 28 January 2009 10:05 PM
hehehehehehehe ... Where is the incident of HR Farewell party da ..... Any ways too good and funny maachi kallaku
Sivaram 28 January 2009 10:15 PM
he he tht was funny! It was good to knw ur experiences. :P
Ria 28 January 2009 10:16 PM
I think I'd be a talker when I get drunk or I'd do wild stuff..which is why I don't get drunk.. I am already both a talker and wild. :p Funny!!!:)
Lovely Almond 28 January 2009 10:41 PM
he he he
the first and last were funny....the last one was funniest...!!!
yamini meduri 28 January 2009 10:52 PM
ewwww!!
Although i hate dis "balagurusawamay"...but puking on it too much!!
enchantinganki 28 January 2009 11:18 PM
lol!!! stairway episode was cool!!:P
my sister once got drunk and tried to switch on the fan with the tv remote standing on the dinning table!! :P
thank god i hate alcohol... :P
Phoenix 28 January 2009 11:48 PM
Haha...I observed that you lie a lot when not drunk! ;)
"I drank half a bottle only" - Yes I know, this is true at each gulp! :P
I know the feeling of drowing @ 3ft...you hit the bottom much before you realize!
About the Sallu show...we all know you wear your underwear! :P
Sree 29 January 2009 12:04 AM
hahahah rofl
5th point is absolutely hilarious.god u r one crazy soul
Preetilata【ツ】 29 January 2009 1:01 AM
Chriz!
ROTFLEST - as a friend of a friend would say! I thought of quoting a couple of lines which beamed out on me most but then I would have to end up quoting three-fourths of the post.
And, yeah, 'along with the flower pot' though expected was so fluently worded that it still made me laugh!!!
Srini 29 January 2009 7:34 AM
:) had a friend who "warned" someone not to "bite" him every night aftr he got sloshed..a late realization that he was threatening mosquitoes made him the "hero" of us girls in college ;P - ur style of writing sure is amusing/entertaining :)
verbivorehere 29 January 2009 9:04 AM
LOlz !! last one was too good !! I want to just go n yell at few people and think i should get drunk and accomplish the task ;)
Pretty Me!! 29 January 2009 9:56 AM
aayyoooo!!! looks like life has taught you many lessons post all that..
great!!and good that u dun drink anymore.. :)
Nikhil
MultiMenon 29 January 2009 10:01 AM
@arun
and what did her mom say?
@jyoti
get drunk and you could relate to it too
@anusha
doing this with and without ones own knowledge has lot of difference
Chriz 29 January 2009 10:17 AM
@vaisakh
alcohol sure takes everyone back to our college days
@ramana
welcome to my page bro.. that was hilarious..
@suyambu
di you puke on your keyboard?
Chriz 29 January 2009 10:19 AM
with half bottle you do crazy stuff, i cant imagine if you had drank more!!! BTW sallu story - was it real??? and cant stop laughing about the staircase to heaven!!! cheers :)
moi 29 January 2009 10:20 AM
You waited in the bottom of the stairs is it? You did that? Gawd... am still giggling at the thought
Honey Bee 29 January 2009 10:21 AM
OMG Im so regretting I got to ya to share my place with me!
HAHAHAHAHA @#5!
Keshi.
Keshi 29 January 2009 10:27 AM
ROTFL!!! That was HILARIOUS :-D
Muse 29 January 2009 10:53 AM
*gasp* *choke* *guffaw*
I unabashedly state I am a teetotaller... :P
Good on ya, mate! Takes a lot to write an exam après the booze... ;)
Peace.
Kartz 29 January 2009 11:02 AM
ROFL!!! hav heard tat ppl do wierd things, but a striptease is the craziest! :D
cheers!
AV 29 January 2009 11:12 AM
yohoooooooo,
i like it-drunk tales can get interesting shit out of dullest of blokes-
p.s(not being suggestive at all)
eddies 29 January 2009 11:16 AM
puking on books...hahah..this is wat i really feel lyk doing..
Balaguruswamy..ki jai...i got thru in very first attemp..
i didnt puke :P
the best one was ...
Stairway to heaven...rofl... :D :D
Amrita~Ams 29 January 2009 11:24 AM
lol,,,,im laughing hysterically:)
i wish even i had puked on the balaguruswamy book...i might have not been stuck in It now then:)....
santasizing...Fantasizing 29 January 2009 11:55 AM
The next day my friends told me that Salman khan removes only his shirt
Lolzzzzzzzzzzz :)))
I am still laughing..
Swats 29 January 2009 12:09 PM
hahaha! the last one is the BEST!
cheers!
HP 29 January 2009 12:28 PM
@crow
hehe.. could imagine how ur behavior would be when u r stoned
@mithe
haha.. cos that never happened in real life scenario
@anurag
2,3,4 are real incidents
Chriz 29 January 2009 12:35 PM
@karan
nice lateral thinking.. cheers bro
@nikita
join the wagon..
@charmed one
haha.. dont wanna get into the drunken gear again
Chriz 29 January 2009 12:36 PM
@swats..
a lady doctor? i dont mind :)
@stephen
1 and 5 are lies
@unknown
and you created a web net?
Chriz 29 January 2009 12:37 PM
ROFLMAO........ cant stop laughing!! gr8 one.. did it truly happen? or was it ur creativity? nyways, u rock!
Swetha Padakandla 29 January 2009 12:40 PM
@thoorika
you call that craap?
@jean
started?
@pink
hehe.. it was not a butcher party at all.. sure had many fans after that incident
Chriz 29 January 2009 12:41 PM
@santosh
i use computer only for songs and blogs. :)
@arv
hehe now i am picturing you in that scene bro..
@sivaram
our seniors farewell party in madison? haha.. machaaa 9 pegs down incident.. wont forget it.. guess i applied pickle on joseph's face..
Chriz 29 January 2009 12:43 PM
@ria
haha.. cheers men
@anly
i know you are wild.. :)
@yamini
the first and last one are lies :)
@anki
thanks for visiting my page.. do come again for some more fun
Chriz 29 January 2009 12:45 PM
@phoenix
remote controls hehe.. that is hilarious..come again..
@sree
2,3,4, are not lies bro.. hehe but 1 and 5 are
@preetulata
sometimes we need to be crazy
Chriz 29 January 2009 12:47 PM
@pratibha
all the best.. give your best shot
@srini
hehe :) thanks bro
@verbivore
haha love bites .. sure they are
Chriz 29 January 2009 12:48 PM
@nikhil
drinking has to cease at some point in lifee
@moi
sallu story happened :)
staircase story was a figment of my imagination
@honey bee
welcome back after a year...
Chriz 29 January 2009 12:50 PM
@keshi
i am not wild when i am drunk.. so dont worry
@muse
:)
@kartz
it doesnt take a long time bro.. infact u end up sleeping if you are knocked
Chriz 29 January 2009 12:52 PM
@av
I dint tease anyone.. It was just a bare show..
@eddies
even though it is not suggestive , you are right.. i take that.. :)
@amrita
thanks for coming. do pay a visit again
Chriz 29 January 2009 12:54 PM
@richa
haha...
@swats
:)
@hp
good day girl. you would have such memories too for sure
Chriz 29 January 2009 12:54 PM
@swetha
creativity mixed with memories...:)
Chriz 29 January 2009 12:55 PM
Hahaha! Very funny! What all things you do just after half a mug of beer! Very bad! :P
Tara 29 January 2009 1:53 PM
i dont need to drink to get high..or act weird..thats my constant state of being!!!! ;)
but i ges u noe dat by now doncha my funny valentine?? ;) :P
Trinaa 29 January 2009 2:54 PM
I once kept my hands under a tap thinking that its an automatic one.. I wasnt drunk btw ;)
Daisy Blue 29 January 2009 3:27 PM
i rem the day still clear..how many down..im 8 down joseph... actually he was 12 down..an awesome drinker..who will never get drunk...a true gentlerman drinker...great post dudeee....long life
joseph 29 January 2009 5:02 PM
Chriz, u dont drink now?? thats sad :):)
Vinnie 29 January 2009 5:40 PM
hahaha...booze and the things it makes us do...
btw just half-bottles...and that rose incident was crazy man!!
abhishek 29 January 2009 7:30 PM
@tara
sometimes only the smell is more than enuff
@trinaa
i know that now my valentine brucelee girl
@daisyblue
are you sure you weren't intoxicated
Chriz 29 January 2009 8:13 PM
@joseph
its high time u started a blog and started posting all your one liners
college memories mr. pius
@vinnie
haha.. the memories still make me float
@abhishek
i heard the rose incident in some comedy track in some tamil movie.. gave life to it here
Chriz 29 January 2009 8:15 PM
omg..u got drunk before an exam...AAND u got high on half a bottle of beer!! lol...!! :) it was good fun reading the post... :) :)
Mayuri 29 January 2009 9:48 PM
I've never been drunk...
...now I don't think I ever want to be. :P
ki 29 January 2009 10:01 PM
Balagurusaamy and C Programming...Got C still scares everything out of me. To know that you were drunk and opened the book. Good for you. You escaped insanity of one order!
Archana 29 January 2009 10:08 PM
my god..awesome post..I got drunk with laughing:P
puking on balaguruswamy..poor guy:D
sallu act...superb..
and the escalator..out of the world..
btw, did u harm any kids when u dived into that kiddie pool?
Praveen 29 January 2009 10:46 PM
wow!:D
gud to read ya blog after soo many days...:)
u have quite a number of drunk posts rite?;)
btw...looks like i wont be free even after sessionals n GATE!got lab n drawing xams cuming up :|
yea...n me too hav 1 balaguruswamy buk at hom.bt i stil dunno c++ :(
Neethu 30 January 2009 1:33 AM
I always feel the onlookers have the most fun watching drunk ppl and their gimmicks.....
Maria John 30 January 2009 5:06 AM
Chriz vazhga!! for this dose of laughter... keep 'em coming dude...
and i ll try keep u off my swimming pool for sure.. :D
The Rat... 30 January 2009 9:10 AM
@mayuri
hha... glad to see ya here in my page.. do visit this place again
@ki
you never know how it would hit you..
@archana
naan bit adichu pass pannitein
Chriz 30 January 2009 10:15 AM
@praveen
thanks bro.. i was the only one in the pool...:)
@neethu
i dont think that even balagurusamy knows abt c++
@maria
so true.. the cochin days are the biggest painting the road days
@rat
i am not jumping in your swimming pool anyways.. :)
Chriz 30 January 2009 10:18 AM
Thank god for people who don't ! :)
PurpleHeart 30 January 2009 11:17 AM
The rose with the pot?? lol!!
The stairways ROFLMAO!!
But did you really drink before exam?? weird!!
Take Care
Akshat 30 January 2009 12:54 PM
lolz.. and how did u realize tht it wasnt escalator?? :P
Richa 30 January 2009 5:42 PM
@sandy
yes true.. jokes apart, alcohol kills and its always good to stay away from that vice
@akshat
the rose pot and staircase were blownup lies
but the exam thing was true
@richa
once you come out of your slosh effect, you would realise it.. try getting drunk
Chriz 30 January 2009 7:04 PM
lol....a 2 hr escalator ride! u were planning to go to mt.fuji or what? fun read....
cheers,
nita.
Random Ramblings 30 January 2009 7:10 PM
Lol..interesting enough!
Rotfl @ the sallu bhai incident..and yez..the last incident proved your lameness..but the best part is I do tht often..usually due to absent-mindedness and not drinking! :P
Cяystal 30 January 2009 8:32 PM
HiLLLarious stuff. I can't stop laughing. ROTFL :D
Neha 30 January 2009 8:46 PM
whoohooooooooooo....cheers... :-) i got dizzy when i jus had a glass of wine..he he hehehe...
Confessions of a poetic soul 30 January 2009 9:50 PM
hahaha...
Last one is the most hilarious... :D
Harshita 2 February 2009 5:20 PM
Mama ni kudimatkalin nenjai patham parpathu un valimaikku appaarpaatta sevalaaha ennaku thontru hirathu... nantru alla
Ferdinand Leo 8 April 2009 3:37 AM
That was awesome.. Balaguruswamy...
and escalator one ...
I never touched thatbookm after colege albeit I m n Software field .. Great blog dude..
Fun filled college days na...
GaGa...
AshWin 25 April 2009 10:03 AM
The last one abt the staircase is really funny
Titan 29 May 2009 2:40 AM