283.A racist of a third kind
Sunday, January 25, 2009I am not a racist. I am gonna talk about my own people. My own Blood. My own country people and hence this is definitely not a racist post.Today I am gonna talk about Men and Women from India. The focal point of this post will revolve around a very common phenomenon that everyone around the globe aspires for... Yes! "The Looking-Good factor".. Let me begin with the ladies.
Indian Women are the most beautiful women in the world. I do not have to prove it to the world. We have our very own proof. Sushmita Sen, Aishwarya Rai, Priyanka Chopra, Lara Dutta, Katrina Kaif, Mandira Bedi and the list goes on... (Mandira Bedi was added to this list on a special recommendation by the author himself) People all over the whole will agree with me about the beauty about the babes of MY country.
But something happens at middle age.
It is very sudden.
There is no warning.
It is like a tsunami .
Unexpected like the 9/11
You never see that coming.
The beautiful Indian women suddenly become an aunty.
Oh My God. Why such a disaster?
Indian Men are not left behind. We have Arjun Rampal,Chronicwriter, John Abraham, Dhoni and the likes...(Chronicwriter added his name here cos this is his blog) With Greek Image looks and a body that every girl on earth would yearn for.
But there comes the season called Autumn and all hairs break loose. The Indian Cricketer Sehwag is one classic example of this early Autumn attack. If you are an Indian male reader and if you are not yet attacked by the autumn bug, don't you laugh now. You never know when that attacks you.I know it will attack me too and i am ready for it.. The weaving therapy is a solution for us.
Another strange phenomenon that is especially found in Indian men is excessive-body hair. We have hair everywhere. Chest, privates, legs, backs and even inside the ears. When I wear a short trouser and sit next to a human being from any other race, I get this severe complex because I look like a monkey from the stone age. Was this whole thing a practical joke?
If you are an Indian woman reading this, don't you laugh at Indian men, because I have seen women who have more hair in their legs than mine.
-Mr.X
chriz... i have 1 thing to tell u... your imagination can b described in only one word... 'cranky'
Elithraniel Arawion 24 January 2009 9:24 PM
You're seriously in a crisis situation... at one place atleast. Classic case study for economics people, abundance at one hand and shortage on the other!!!
Akansha Agrawal 24 January 2009 9:27 PM
ash is ur idea of a beautiful woman?????????? uuuuuuuuuuugh..
n thanks 4 d john pic...*drooooooooool*
Trinaa 24 January 2009 9:39 PM
Great.. So since we're beautiful during summer and spring.. we might as well make the most of it.. as far as autumn..we'll cross that bridge when we get there..autumn is actually beautiful in a way too though..:)..
Lovely Almond 24 January 2009 9:59 PM
"Sushmita Sen, Aishwarya Rai, Priyanka Chopra, Lara Dutta, Katrina Kaif, Mandira Bedi"
And you actually called them Beautiful!!!
You are the guy for politics man:P No, i don't want to float your party and be a loser:P
Archana 24 January 2009 10:00 PM
katrina is bful, but who said she is indian?? wat happened to ur facto thing chriz??
n hairy post it was :D
Richa 24 January 2009 10:02 PM
Hair raising post that Chriz.... :D
I could be the one facing the autumn attack soon u know ...You really haven't mentioned remedies for this though.......
Are there any ??
Anurag 24 January 2009 10:40 PM
women turning into aunties... who were the sample for your survey chriz.. lol..
good one.. :D
the pink orchid 24 January 2009 11:22 PM
Hairy, indeed !!!
Muse 24 January 2009 11:25 PM
Indian wimmen r beautiful..no two ways abt it
btw, Madhuri Dixit is no aunty, neither is Hema Malini, nor is Karisma Kapoor :)
and most women also identify with 'balding'..lol
PS: U seriously think Mandira Bedi is BEAUTIFUL?
Swats 24 January 2009 11:26 PM
lol
am nt suffering from autumn bug
coz am just 21...heard ki ur a victim of autumn bug.... journo told in a grp chat other day lolz...is it true bro.....lol
hey guess ur nt color blind.... mandira bedi looks beautiful
and poor sehwag....u put his pics yaa:p
am laughing man......guess ....last 4 lines were apt.......we indians have hairs to such an extent which compares us with monkey lolz......very funny man.... may be we r direct descendants of monkey :p
ROFLMAO
nice.....loved it bro
The Solitary Writer. 24 January 2009 11:27 PM
Hey whats this da some thing different from you ...... Yeppadi Yosikra da hehehheh
Sivaram 24 January 2009 11:27 PM
he he tht was a very interesting but true post. :) Loved it to the core.
Ria 24 January 2009 11:30 PM
thanks a million for that john abraham pic, criz:):)
only sushmita is a 'real' beauty!!!
Vinnie 24 January 2009 11:42 PM
We are very angry with you Mama. You should have mentioned our Beautiful Mumma and Our Dashing Dadda. Next time dont forget this
Jer and Jo
dewdrops 24 January 2009 11:59 PM
Come on tell me, tell me how much did mandira pay you to include her in the list of beautiful indian women?? mallika sherawat is not going to be happy about this.
gayathri-vishwanathan 25 January 2009 12:03 AM
funny post...!!
i found the autumn one more funny
yamini meduri 25 January 2009 12:12 AM
oye!! not to mention hairs as mustache on some women :P
abhishek 25 January 2009 12:48 AM
Lol, only you could write posts like these :) Thanks so much for John Abraham's pic *drooooooool*
Shalini Gowrisankar 25 January 2009 12:54 AM
man! hair-fall is so scary... when it starts.. u tend to lose more cos of the fear :(...in one of my worst dreams i became bald.. the next day morning I was so happy get back my hair :)...
mandira bedi is the odd one...
Unknown!!! 25 January 2009 1:18 AM
Russell Peters again... "It is hot as sh*t in India and we are hairy! We are a hairy race, man!"
:D
Kartz 25 January 2009 1:57 AM
What brought about this post?
JollyRoger 25 January 2009 6:06 AM
u forgot to mention the woman mustache :) more visible for women wid dark hair, but u should not complain u male about being hairy, cz he does not matter for ya u don t HAVE TO shave, rather than us women have to get rid of that extra hair!!! would u do be attracted by hairy women who don t shave????
:)
u do have beautiful women in ur country as for Abraham.... anytime he wants :P
Cess 25 January 2009 6:09 AM
jonny's pic is not nice
..and you have sexy legs.
*asks god for forgiveness for lying*
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your posts are awesome!! how do you manage to write all these things so well?
HP 25 January 2009 8:11 AM
hairy :P....haha...
autumn :P..lol...
urs..hemu..
Hemanth Potluri 25 January 2009 9:35 AM
Only Katrina is beautiful in the list and she is not Indian:)
Renu 25 January 2009 9:41 AM
Chriz...every gal will have hair on her arms and legs....it's just that they shave it off just like you guys do to that on your face.You picked a confusing combination to comment on. You picked gorgeous ladies and below-average looking men...that cannot be used to come to a conclusion...! See consider U for instance....handsome...smart...and Indian !! See ? :)
PurpleHeart 25 January 2009 10:12 AM
Tagged
JollyRoger 25 January 2009 10:34 AM
lolzz-you are funny Chriz! How do you write so well and it is not even forced...why don't you be a stand up comedian? It would be a sureshot success!
Mithe 25 January 2009 10:44 AM
Nice post!! Funny!!
Descendants..that was funny!!
But poor Sehwag!! :P
Nicely written!! WHAT A THOUGHT PROCESS!!
Cheers
*PEACE*
Aarthi 25 January 2009 10:49 AM
I agree about hairy Indian women. They need to learn about shaving!
Crowscious 25 January 2009 11:04 AM
@anusha
thank you for the description
@akansha
i read between the lines
@trinaa
yes i think so.. for that perfect figure and that eyes.. i am not taling about brains though
@anly
the wig helps.. i know
@archana
you want me to add your name in that list?
Chriz 25 January 2009 11:47 AM
@richa
is sallu bhai gets her she will be an indian
@anurag
weaving is the remedy bro
@pink
the girls mentioned in my post are the classic examples..
Chriz 25 January 2009 11:48 AM
@muse
yes too much
@swats
i wanted to add hemamalini.. but the lux incident made me stop writing abt it..
@stephen
darwin should have formulated his theory in india
Chriz 25 January 2009 11:51 AM
@shiv
summa vettiyaa irundha idhu maadhiridhaan yedhaavadhu nadakudhu maams
@ria
thanks ria!!!
@vinnie
i love the other babes too
@jeremy and jolena
should i include your mom in the aunty list?
Chriz 25 January 2009 11:52 AM
@gayathri
she dint pay men anything.. see i included my name in the list of men
@yamini
thanks sista
@abhishek
oh man.. how did i miss that one... cha
@shalini
should i pose like john..
Chriz 25 January 2009 12:47 PM
@unknown
mandira bedi the odd one? thats unfair bro
@kartz
yes russel peters talks too much about racism and in one of his standups he has talked about indians too.. yes ..
Chriz 25 January 2009 12:49 PM
@clement anna
joblessness was the reason for the post
@cess
yea i forgot to mention the mush part.. i feel bad now.. that would have been an interesting subject indeed
@hp
thank you.. chriz is admiring his legs..
Chriz 25 January 2009 12:55 PM
@ chriz
i second u for mandira bedi...and how come you missed my name in the men's list???so mean...
well about guys hair thing- its a turn on for many foreigners- recently I've got two fans for it in my swimming pool- an austrian and an irish...they said i am the first man they know with so much body hair... :P
Lancelot 25 January 2009 12:57 PM
@hem
:)
@renu
yes.. but i wud want her to be an indian
@sandy
haha... subliminal talk... r u praising me or was that sarcasm at heights
Chriz 25 January 2009 12:58 PM
@mithe
i am a stand up comedian :)
@aarthi
cheers.. cling
@crow
true very true
@arun
where do you swim man? i am gonna learn swimming too..
sorry bro.. will add your next time.. and join the mandy bedi fan club...
Chriz 25 January 2009 1:02 PM
Soo... u turning into an uncle?? :D:D
Shimmer 25 January 2009 1:23 PM
@shimmer
dont laff.. youll turn into an aunty one day
Chriz 25 January 2009 1:25 PM
hmm i guess thats why looks shouldent matter...because in a few years itll all be gone :(
but then they say the past is history and the future is mystery right?
so i guess thats y most of us live for the 'present' :D
and then again, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder...whats 'yikes' to you just might be 'woww' to someone else...and vice versa!
ohh but i do agree that john is 'woww' material :p
Pri 25 January 2009 1:37 PM
lolz!!! took me a while to get here...but here i am!
:)
yeah, tell us about your sample choice mate!
Also, considering that the crisis situation might be awaiting at the next corner (for both, men and women), right now is the best time to go ask out (*ahem stalk) Mandira Bedi, right?
(i always did like me a tattooed woman)
Nachi 25 January 2009 4:05 PM
Kaduvule kapathu! Thaanga mudiyale! A very hairy tale this...you cannot even say that if autumn comes can spring be far behind! Hehe.. :P And don't you laugh at my Tamil, am learning yaar! Mandira Bedi...beautiful? Ahem ahem (A TB type cough!) :D
Tara 25 January 2009 4:29 PM
Haha...good post there Bro! You deliberately left "Rose" out of this post? ??
I dont like Ash...let me replace her thought with that of Asin (this is my comment ;))! :D
Sree 25 January 2009 5:12 PM
Wr is KESHI!!!! there is a hot pic of John and she hasnt paid a visit yet??? duh...
And Ash? beautiful? Chriz open ur eyes and look around.. ahem ahem..here..cough cough... i am talking abt me.. :D
;-)
The Rat... 25 January 2009 5:43 PM
i m wondering if i should really laugh !! coz its a factual post i suppose :) liked your addition of mandiea bedi here !!
Pretty Me!! 25 January 2009 6:06 PM
Hooh......what a thought....where do you get your source i mean the basic idea to write such kinda stuff?
Very funny indeed:))
m.flowerr 25 January 2009 8:05 PM
@pri
so true..my friend fell in love with a girl.. she looked like a raven,.. and i called his love blind... on the other hand my girl in college looked like a pig to his eyes... but even that girl dint fall for me
@nachi
yea bro stalking is what am planning to do next... thanks for coming here.. do come again..
@tara
trees and plants grow in spring.. but tell a baldie about your spring thingie and look how he frowns at you
Chriz 25 January 2009 8:39 PM
@sree
ippadiku rose? hehe
asin.. yeah.. now i have to write all the names here i guess
@rat
aish has a purfect figure and great eyes. and i like that...
Chriz 25 January 2009 8:41 PM
@pretty me
mandira bedi is by default
@m flower
the more you think in the loo the more you blog
Chriz 25 January 2009 8:42 PM
very funny!
this really is a nutty blog
u r prepared for autumn bug?...weaving seems to be the remedy
Aparna 25 January 2009 8:45 PM
I came here yesterday and instead of commenting on her I commented to you! hahahaah...
I agree that Indian women are very Beautiful! I have to pass on the comment about a hairy man! lol
I laughed as always.
ne
NE~ISM 25 January 2009 10:33 PM
dude, you too??? guess we shall have to draw lots and decide who stalks on which day! 3 days to each. while Sundays can be a 'comparing notes' day...
...what say?
:D
Nachi 26 January 2009 1:10 AM
A lot of discrimination..we ought to do something riight? :P..
And Sehwag looks like ROTFL. Serious ROTFL! :D
Happpy Republic Day!
Cяystal 26 January 2009 10:23 AM
good one chrizzy..yeah,women turn into aunties.. lol..
u thot mandira bedi was beautiful??looks like u wer hooked to the tv sets durin WC '03..noodle strap effect?? :p
Take care saaaarrr... :)
Nikhil
MultiMenon 26 January 2009 11:35 AM
hahahaha. too much body hair can be a bit of a put off :P
pseudo intellectual 26 January 2009 3:28 PM
choking :P
Arv 26 January 2009 4:04 PM
@aparna
not yet prepared for it men
@ne
why did ya pass that one
@nachi..
soon ill be hitced then you can have all the six days...
Chriz 26 January 2009 7:46 PM
"I know it will attack me too and i am ready for it"
Chriz aren't you bald already?!
Thoorika 26 January 2009 7:48 PM
@crystal
dont laugh at looks.. that was not the intention behind this post
@nikhil
mandira mantra is a secret to those who has seen the change between shanti and fourth umpire
@pseudo
dont worry. you can wax
@arv
please drink some water.. you'll be fine
Chriz 26 January 2009 7:48 PM
@thoorika
if you see my current picture, the imagery picture that you have of me will disappear.. i look like ishant sharma men.. thala fullaaa mudi...
the balding dialogues are added, cos i know i will be there one day
Chriz 26 January 2009 7:52 PM
:) My bro is almost bit by the Autumn Bug...haha...I will make him read this one...he will enjoy it for sure :D
Harshita 2 February 2009 5:25 PM
haha!..lmao!..no..women make it a point to get their body parts waxed unlike men!:P
btw..i disagree with u when u say that mandira is beautiful..there's smthing abt her face which is excessively irritating..i mean u get bored n feel weary after looking at her face for 2 secs at a stretch!
no offence!;)
Prachi Bansal 30 March 2009 2:08 AM
Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!! Hehe. Disgusting really
Zeba Talkhani 24 June 2009 5:05 PM
I feel that having a hairy body and hairy legs , is very sexy for a man ! and we Indian men should be pround of it .
sag 7 December 2011 1:25 PM