281. Hairy business
Wednesday, January 21, 2009The chronicwriter embarked on a journey to crack this mystery and made a very great discovery. From a very famous survey done by DCRDM (Dubakoor Council of Researches on Dubakoor Matters) surprising results sprung up. Every girl likes a Man's hair
- 97 % of women loved men with nice hair and they loved ruffling them.
- 2% of the women loved bald men
- 1% were undecided ( Men should be very careful about these women)
This research findings made the chronicwriter to think a lot and finally he found the trick of becoming the girls' man. He was not interested in the 2% women because in another two years time, chronicwriter doesn't have any other option other than settling down with these 2% women.
In order to become the ultimate heart-throb of every woman, he decided to grow his hair. For this, he contacted DCRDM to conduct a personalised survey for him and they provided the results in no time. The top three hairstyles of all time (according to woman) are
1. David Beckham's Horse style
3. Captain Dhoni's Bird-Wing style
The Chronicwriter tried a mixture of all these styles and spent a very huge sum of money for his hair-care and conditioning. After three months, his hair looks like this
What should he do now?
NB: Somebody has stolen the author's red underwear. He doubts a couple of his blogmates.When I had a talk with him after five shots of tequila, this is what he had to say to me...
I never ever thought in my wildest dreams that one of my blogmates would actually be my underwear fetish.
If you guys have it with you, please return it to the chronicwriter.Please mail it to him at prason@chronicwriter.com
Chronicwriter is planning to add his latest picture soon.Which picture should he add?
- The picture in which he is wearing the red underwear (or)
- The picture of his present hairstyle
-Mr. X
Lol.. If you want ppl to have nightmares.. you should state the reasons why... not ask questions..:P I meant nightmares seeing the pictures.. Thanks for the warning anyways.. :P
Lovely Almond 20 January 2009 10:46 PM
and I guess I'm one of the undecided ones..:P hope you find what you lost..:)
Lovely Almond 20 January 2009 10:49 PM
Dai u could have posted ur new look photo lol ... nalla post ... hheheeh pudhusu kanna pudhusu
Sivaram 20 January 2009 10:53 PM
thu thu thu thu thu... idhula oru post nu ni eludhi enna vera padika solli en time a waste panni.. idula kadasila choice vera kuduthu.. thangala!!
Elithraniel Arawion 20 January 2009 10:55 PM
wooh..... risky business
Akshay 20 January 2009 11:01 PM
m soon joinin u in dat 2% club dude...jus lemme kno which hairstylist u went to...so i make sure i dont go to him
mayz 20 January 2009 11:07 PM
@ Anusha
Telling him as if you have all proper posts for which one shud take out time and read it! Ellam orey kuta la vizhunda matte dha!
@ Chriz
Upload ur real photo! Wolf told me that you are bald! How come all of a sudden developed such a hair style?!
Thoorika 20 January 2009 11:08 PM
LOL..Chriz..u r awesome the way u r..Please do NOT change :)
I prefer chivalrous, loyal men who dare to dream..who know wht they want..I get intimidated by bald men..
Swats 21 January 2009 12:18 AM
Ok... Mr. X! Was Chriz so damn jobless??? :D
Dubakoor pasanga kitte pora alavuku apidi enna thaan nadanthurchu? I have heard of *all for love*, but *hair*? :D
Reminds me of Russell Peters... ;)
Peace.
Kartz 21 January 2009 1:11 AM
@Chriz:
You could post a pic sporting your new hairstyle AND the red underwear too :D
@Swats:
Bald men can also be chivalrous, loyal and can dare to dream. Going bald doesn't mean that they lost their chivalry and ability to spin dreams :D
Disclaimer: I am not biased towards bald men :-)
Nikita 21 January 2009 2:01 AM
u always put a smile on my face when I read u Chrizzz and for the pic I d like to see wid shaved hair in ur red undie :)
Cess 21 January 2009 4:59 AM
OMG I heart Beckz!
HAHAHA isnt that Malinga from the SL cricket team? I dun like his hair color n style...it just doesnt suit him!
Chriz u look great just the way u r! ;-)
Keshi.
Keshi 21 January 2009 6:00 AM
btw ur red underwear hasnt been stolen...just drop ur pants and check..u may be wearing it lol!
Keshi.
Keshi 21 January 2009 6:01 AM
I think the credit goes to the DCRDM (Dubakoor Council of Researches on Dubakoor Matters) for coming up with 'enlightening' stuff that churned Mr. X to write this one :P
(Nalla yosichu patha avvalavu dubakoor illenu thonudhu :D)
Muse 21 January 2009 9:34 AM
hahahah...:P...
be the way ur :P...
well abt ur underwear...i agree with kesh :P....hahah...
urs..hemu..
Hemanth Potluri 21 January 2009 9:42 AM
I likeeeeee...i like seeing ur posts every 2 days:)
and congratulations on the good hair job that u have done..
and me wants to seee the new hair do asappppppppppppppp!!!!!
santasizing...Fantasizing 21 January 2009 10:12 AM
dude u still haven't found your underwear ...Damn !!
Register a case mann ....
And hair's a sensitive issue here....would soon be in that 2 % category :D
Anurag 21 January 2009 10:27 AM
Chriz...the best way for me to tell would be to just peek at your latest snap, umm..with just the hairdo I mean ! :P
PurpleHeart 21 January 2009 10:35 AM
@anly
undecided? haha.. i would never trust ya...
@shiv
new look photo.. have to post affter perming my hair
Chriz 21 January 2009 10:48 AM
@wolf
padichu sirichamaiku nandri
@akshay
welcome back bro.. its been a while indeed
Chriz 21 January 2009 10:48 AM
@mayz
i change hairstylists pretty often.. who ever touches my hair does something interesting all the time..
and reg the 2% club.. join in buddy
Chriz 21 January 2009 10:49 AM
@thoorika
wolf tells you all lies. doont believe her..she is the kabab mei haddi!
Chriz 21 January 2009 10:50 AM
@swats
i dare to dream and i am loyal too my underwear.. wow.. i am thrilled now
@kartz
russel peters .. i dunno why he uses the F word most of the time.. check out for stand up ccomedy by aaron wilburn and mark lowry.. they are super sool .. cos they are decent stand up comedians.. and teey inspire me
Chriz 21 January 2009 10:51 AM
@nikita
oh.. now as i have lost the underwear, i dont have any other option but to ppose with the new heairstyle sans the underweaar
Chriz 21 January 2009 10:52 AM
@cess
you guys confuse me.. everyone wanna see me in different forms...guess i have to create a portfolio
@keshi
yes thats malinga... and he bowls like a gorilla.. good pace..
i dropped my pants and checked.. i could only see the master
Chriz 21 January 2009 10:54 AM
@muse
yes their name myte be dubakoor.. but their researcchers are not
@lancelot
romba double meaningla pesudhu saami... haha... nooooo
Chriz 21 January 2009 10:55 AM
@hemanth
haha.. i answered for that question
@sants
i wwill post the new hair do... after perming it..
Chriz 21 January 2009 10:56 AM
@anurag
i am not gonna register a case dude.. the person who stole is very much attracted.. so id give some more time..a nd join the 2% club
@sandy
haha.. welcome back.. hope the new place is treating you well and good.. cheers
Chriz 21 January 2009 10:57 AM
lol lol
man wht a survey waah
finally a mixture of everything and u end up with lasith malinga's hairstyle....
ahahah anusha comment padhichu romba siripu vandutu paaa
tu tu tu :p hahah idhu oru post nu ennaku padhhika solli huh
hahaha ...enna hairstyle paa...dhonis bird wing style ,,... ahan
red underwear innum kidaikilaiya :p ahaha... haha search search ....eagerly waiting to see who stole ur red underwear lol
and picture.....put that hairstyle one hahahah malinga style
The Solitary Writer. 21 January 2009 11:13 AM
@ chriz
thalai naanum inga than oru law firm la work sesthaanu...entha area la irukeenga...hope to meet u sometime...
Lancelot 21 January 2009 11:14 AM
u can see the master eeewww :P...dint do in public i assume :P..
urs..hemu..
Hemanth Potluri 21 January 2009 11:30 AM
hehe.. I too am on a journey finding those 2% girls... Suggest me if u know any.. :P
And abt the mystery of the red underwear...... Unga dubakkor survey panni paarungo...
sry i'm not tat good in tamil...;)
Cheers..!!
Arjun
Arjun 21 January 2009 11:30 AM
**i dropped my pants and checked.. i could only see the master
u mean ur MASTERcard? ewww Chriz u carry it in ur underwear? LOL!
Keshi.
Keshi 21 January 2009 11:31 AM
Haaahha..nice hair style!!! Hope your's is much better...
Sri 21 January 2009 11:48 AM
Simple da..red underwear musb wid dat frnd of urs who had the habit of takin stuff without askin annyone arnd..paavam..ennatha panna solrey avane?? :p
MultiMenon 21 January 2009 12:39 PM
O M G, Mr X!!
hope he gets it returned asap..i wanna see that pic:)
Vinnie 21 January 2009 12:49 PM
Chriz!!!!!
ha ha haha.. but true girls love "nice" hair in appropriate places as far as guys go...
keep checking sweets u ll find the undy soon...
The Rat... 21 January 2009 1:01 PM
spare us the horror of seeing u in an underwear...long hairs anyday !!
abhishek 21 January 2009 1:20 PM
hey..if that bugger with the half blonde curls is u,then whose that in the header pic singing beside that gorgeous? ;)
or is it...la belle or Dr.Batra's or vlcc effect?
still looking for that antic red? ;)
ho c'mon..get a new one,multi coloured :P
V. Archana 21 January 2009 2:55 PM
hehehehe.. funny :P
its obvious what pic of yours we wud want - yes..!! The one with the red underwear!! :)
arshat.chaudhary 21 January 2009 3:12 PM
Mr.X why is Chriz so attached to the red one? What's the story????
Put your long hair photograph... we'll calculate and tell you the exact time after which you'll be in the 2% club...
Akansha Agrawal 21 January 2009 3:35 PM
Haha! Hilarious! Put up that hair wala pic soon! Don't worry Mr.X, you'll find it soon! :)
Tara 21 January 2009 4:54 PM
AM so sorry 2 b s late in visiting chriz....but u knw wat a pain exam preps. r ....rgt???
LOL!!!
I love short nice hair LOL!
but am still young na
Meghna 21 January 2009 5:05 PM
@stephen
anusha might be the one wholaaidher hands on it.. no wonder she is feeling guilty
@lancelot
hhaha.. yea meeting you soon bro
Chriz 21 January 2009 5:33 PM
@hemant
the public should bow down to the master
@arjun
thanks for the visit.. yes bro will do the survey hope i will find the culprit.. and your tamil is good.
Chriz 21 January 2009 5:34 PM
@keshi
havent tried keeping the master card next to the master.. will try it soon
@sri
haha.. yea bro.. am hoping that it will be better too
Chriz 21 January 2009 5:35 PM
@multi
robert is not the culprit
@vinnie
picture.. sure i am posing infront of the camera now
Chriz 21 January 2009 5:36 PM
@rat
did you speak in double meaning.. i wont take ya out for a date then...
@abhishek
yeah bro.. thats good. long hair rule..
Chriz 21 January 2009 5:38 PM
@archana
thats malinga.. watch cricket girl
@arshat
a post on you coming up soon bro
Chriz 21 January 2009 5:38 PM
@akansha
i will post the long hair picture after two years to confuse your calculation skills
@ tara
haha.. yea girl.. welkum back
@meghna
thats good.. feels good to see you back after a long hiatus.. yes you have many years ahead of you...
Chriz 21 January 2009 5:40 PM
Thanks for visiting my blog.
Btw, just so you know, I hate all those hairstyles.
Mokhs 21 January 2009 5:54 PM
@mokhs
haha.. can see it from your hairstyle.. join the 2% club
Chriz 21 January 2009 6:09 PM
lolzzz-y don't you post both if its so confusing?
Mithe 21 January 2009 6:10 PM
@mithe
it would become a super sexy post then.. dontcha think so? or if it backfires, blogger might ban my page..
Chriz 21 January 2009 6:11 PM
rotfl...chriz super funny post.. :) kalakkuringu..
the pink orchid 21 January 2009 7:09 PM
@pink
;)
Chriz 21 January 2009 7:10 PM
these days you dont come to read the orchid ,chriz :(
the pink orchid 21 January 2009 7:19 PM
@orchid
i read your posts and comment too.one post a day!
Chriz 21 January 2009 7:51 PM
post the picture of the person who stole your underwear..lol
swats.... 21 January 2009 9:45 PM
Enna koduma sir idhu:P
Engayo poiteenga Chriz:P
Me laughings...
Archana 21 January 2009 9:51 PM
@swats
i have found the culprit atlast.. she was my friend.. i never knew she would do such a thing...
@archana
i found her.. and you know her
Chriz 21 January 2009 10:07 PM
Chriz!!!!!!!!! i think u hav at least ten tequila shotys before every post
Think Tank 21 January 2009 10:37 PM
heheheheh....lol!...hehehe....rofl!.......hahahhaa....still rolling on the floor... :D
Phoenix 21 January 2009 11:11 PM
YOu are lucky that you never anything like sanath Jaisurya (Read baldy). Lol.
If nudity is allowed than i wish to see you in redunderwear with bips and kareena :P
s4n705h 22 January 2009 1:54 AM
That rugged look is where it is all at. I think the clean look tells me that they are not fun.
I have to say I am proved wrong on that one also, because you are cleaned shaven and your blog is funny. hehe
Thanks for coming to my blog, you are greatly appreciated.
Chan
The EnCHANtress 22 January 2009 4:38 AM
just watch out for paper cuts!
Keshi.
Keshi 22 January 2009 5:05 AM
"Double" Meaning ah apdeena enna??
ennamo ivanga datekku wait panrom naanga... Poya..poya enjoy with the present chattar pattar
The Rat... 22 January 2009 7:59 AM
ur present hairstyle please!
Trinaa 22 January 2009 9:30 AM
OMG!! Chrisssyyy.......
m.flowerr 22 January 2009 10:34 AM
You leave me with all smiles . as for the hairstyle.. i really like Arjun Rampal's looks mst times:)
Pretty Me!! 22 January 2009 11:40 AM
hahaha...
I hate all these hair-styles...may be am the odd one out... but I prefer cropped and well-cut hair to the ruffled long hair... ;)
I wud prefer to see you in ur new hair-style...with some good clothes on...does not matter if you wear ur fav red underwear under them :)
Harshita 22 January 2009 1:06 PM
@farah
i would like to take ten shots.. but i dun have enuff money for that everyday
@raka
get up from the floor girl
@santosh
bips and kareena
wow... i am just imagining it...
Chriz 22 January 2009 1:15 PM
@chan
any time girl. btw i dint understand what you said
@ keshi
thank you forr the idea.. i am following them now
@rat
after obama became the president enakku mouse koranju pochu.. po po.. naan oru kuppamaava pudichukurein
Chriz 22 January 2009 1:17 PM
@trinaa
na.. i just woke up and i look like a bear
@mayflowerr
:) welcome back girl
@prettyme
thanks a bunch
@harshita
no.... i wont hide the red underwear for any reason
Chriz 22 January 2009 1:19 PM
Lolz.. You are one hell of a funny guy :) !!!
N btw don worry ..once you join the 2% gang... to be a gal's man.. you have can find many other options other then hair also :)..
About the red underwear..if it gets lost again.. better to put a snapshot of it.. so that people do recognize it, if they happen to spot it anywhere :) !!!
Charmed One! 22 January 2009 2:59 PM
Lol, you can go for hair weaving like salman..so no need to go to those 2% category of women.
And i would prefer the picture of present hairstyle of Mr.X to be posted here :) !!
moi 22 January 2009 3:12 PM
Kuppavama..?? suppamma kooda kedaikka maata... theru kodi easwari kooda kedaikka maata...
The Rat... 22 January 2009 4:26 PM
@charmed one
haha.. hop down to my blogroll..
@moi
thanks a bunch.. keep coming..
@rat
singam singleaadhaaan varum
Chriz 22 January 2009 4:30 PM
neither or the pics u have given the option for!!
spare us.. :P
n who wud steal ur underwear??
i hope not the girl in question :D
Richa 22 January 2009 8:02 PM
@richa
hope you are not the one who did that..
Chronicwriter 22 January 2009 8:10 PM
Lolz..
Hairstyle one pls...!
Red underwear...No wonder the "action" stops! ;)
Sree 22 January 2009 11:58 PM
*Every girl likes a Man's hair97 % of women loved men with nice hair and they loved ruffling them.
Are you sure its the hairstyle??? :P
hold on, I meant facial hair :)
Arv 24 January 2009 9:23 AM