Every one would have come across a guy like that , especially if you had stayed in a hostel. This is a real story about a guy who paid heavily for stealing.It was my first year in College.I was put up in a Men's Hostel.It was my first time away from Home.
I happened to share my room with three other guys. Stephen,Edwin,and Robert. We were 4 different guys from four different places in India. We were from different economic, cultural, social backgrounds. It did not take long for us to adjust with each other. That is the beauty of Hostel life.We had our differences but still , we got along well.
Stephen was the sleeping beauty of our room. Any hour of the day, he would be sleeping. Edwin was a Master singer and he had such a beautiful voice. When it came to Light music, the first name that would come to any one's mind in college was Edwin's.I am not gonna talk about myself cos I have blown my trumpet already in my blog. But I have to talk about Robert because this post is dedicated to him. I am purposely using the original names cos even if I change it, my friends would know who I am talking about.
In hostel life no one owns anything. Your bathing soap would be missing from the soap dish. Some one else would be using your towel. Even shirts and trousers would be shared by friends. I was happy that at least, my friends did not use my underwear. Some days I would plan to go out in my best shirt and I would have ironed it and kept it on my bed. But when i return from my bath, Robert would be wearing it.We started calling him the flicker cos if anyone loses anything, we all knew where to find it. It would be in Robert's cupboard.
As days went by we were all irritated by Robert's attitude.He was such a pain. He would use our shoes without our permission and he even used Stephen's toothbrush once. I tried my level best to talk to him but nothing worked. He never changed his behavior.I never took it seriously when he used my shirts without permission but the day I found that he was even flicking money from my wallet, I thought of teaching him a lesson. A lesson that he would never forget in his entire life.
The very next day, I bought a hair styling gel.I did not keep it inside the shelf. I openly kept it on my table. Robert saw me using the hair gel and I knew he was tempted to try it. But he never had the guts to ask me openly. Days went by and the gel started to decrease in quantity and I knew that he was using it.
Soon I bought another hair cream. It was Brylcreem this time.When all my roomies were inside the room, I announced to them that this cream is the best of all hair creams.I even asked my friends to use it. They all tried.Robert had long hair and he was a Arjun Rampal look-alike.The cream really played wonders to his hair. I knew Robert liked it.After that day he started using it without my permission. I knew that the fish had fallen inside the net and hence I decided to pull the net to the shore.
Soon I bought another hair gel box , emptied its contents and filled it with Nads-waxing cream .That evening, I told Robert that the new cream is better than the old one. I also asked Stephen and Edwin not to use the cream.They agreed.
I waited for the anti-climax and I knew that i did not have to wait for a long time.The moment we all waited for, finally arrived.The very next day we saw Robert in a new look.He looked like a porn-model molested by an ape.The message was conveyed in an effective way. He never spoke to me again.
-Chronicwriter
lol.. oh my goodness.. That's the meanest thing.. lol..but kinda serves him right for trying to be that cool enough to flick things from you guys..
Did he ever get back at you guys??
Lovely Almond 14 January 2009 9:51 PM
I so would have kicked Robert! LOL!!
This is a funny story but I could not stay in a hostel because I value my stuff and if I seen someone with my stuff on....
OMGOSH! they have to RUN! lol
I Love your stories!!
NE~ISM 14 January 2009 10:00 PM
lzyy!!!!
good i like your way of paying back... yahi hai hath ka safai..too good!!
i guess u missed the part where robert beat you up in a pulp ?? or is that a secret!!?? :P oops sorry did i just let the cat out of the bag???!!
sorry :D not apologetic at all :D
hilarious but hey im on urside nonetheless...without doubt...
Phoenix 14 January 2009 10:04 PM
Oooooooooops!! Thats something... But Im tempted not to believe in this. Again. What do I do?
Sam 14 January 2009 10:07 PM
////He looked like a porn-model molested by an ape////
thats the good one.nalla erukkey,,,it will be useful when i have to give it back to some one.
Karthik 14 January 2009 10:25 PM
hehehehhehehe....enjoyed it so much:) the first pic is lovely :)
Did Robert stay with u guys later or what? next post ?
Vinnie 14 January 2009 11:13 PM
Haha...Some learn it their own way!!
He never talked? The guilt would have conquered his pride!
Sree 14 January 2009 11:28 PM
Ha ha ha, cant believe that you did that. When I stayed in a hostel we were lucky to have individual rooms and I always kept mine under lock and key
JollyRoger 14 January 2009 11:36 PM
ROFL.. chriz.... you did give him a taste of his own medicine.. he deserved it man!..
the pink orchid 14 January 2009 11:38 PM
well done. Taught a good lesson. I my hostel it was nothing like taking without permission but it was a sharing of things. and no one had a reservation. The people who had reservations were never asked for anything. As simple as it gets.
s4n705h 14 January 2009 11:50 PM
OMIGOSH!! Chriz, you are a real ROTFL material!
this one makes for a good laugh :)
but wat happened to him after this incident?
Muse 15 January 2009 12:01 AM
hahahahah...man u r sooo mean! :P
arshat.chaudhary 15 January 2009 12:09 AM
well i guess u used some of it too right.
dewdrops 15 January 2009 1:34 AM
Dangerous Pellow Chris :) You Should have done some thing Like this to Joseph Pius also i would be very happy
Sivaram 15 January 2009 1:36 AM
u r joking right? LMAO thats soo not nice, poor dude!!!!!!
But serves him right for being such a cheapo lol!
Keshi.
Keshi 15 January 2009 5:34 AM
@anly
mean thing? sometimes u gotta go thru it to feel it.. yes he got back very soon.. thrashing indeed
Chriz 15 January 2009 6:45 AM
@nehya
i love those eyes.. and glad that you dint stay in hostel..
thanks very much for the compliment
Chriz 15 January 2009 6:49 AM
@raka
the robert beating me up thing.. hehe.. am not adding it here.. girl.. u trying to spill my secrets? grr.. no problem .. i have tarnished my name enuff here.. now wanna join the party?
Chriz 15 January 2009 6:50 AM
@sam
for once u need to believe this.. this happened for real. but this story is only half told.. the rest is about robert being the hero by beating me up. so dint add that here
Chriz 15 January 2009 6:52 AM
@karthik
hehe.. thank you.. who are your roommates?
Chriz 15 January 2009 6:53 AM
@vinnie
robert stayed in that room.. but i moved out of hostel.. two lions cant stay inside the same den... robert lion was the stronger lion
Chriz 15 January 2009 6:54 AM
@sree..
he talked.. his hands and legs did the talking...
Chriz 15 January 2009 6:55 AM
@jolly roger
lucky you.. you had single rooms? .. when i started my hostel life,i stayed in a dorm which had 18 beds in a single room.. then moved to the room of four..
Chriz 15 January 2009 6:58 AM
@ pink
he will also read this post now..:)
dead meat for the second time me?
Chriz 15 January 2009 6:59 AM
@santosh
that kinda hostel life was there in my pg... but graduation days, it was mayhem
Chriz 15 January 2009 7:00 AM
@muse
after that incident he had a tonsured look for two months..i was beaten up.. and i had to move out of the hostel
Chriz 15 January 2009 7:01 AM
@arshat
thanks a bunch bro.. yes mean man me
Chriz 15 January 2009 7:02 AM
@akka
i dint have to.. our family genes gives me the automatic receding effect.. i never gotta taake such risks in life..
Chriz 15 January 2009 7:03 AM
@sivaram
haha.. hey da.. i never got the opportunity to do that to him.. but he himself did it to his hair with his egg treatment... and his birthday thing? that was glorious .. talking abt birthdays.. i remember your 23rd birthday!!!
Chriz 15 January 2009 7:05 AM
@keshi
serves him right and left and all directions.. so true.. and am waiting for him to serve me soon with his comments on this post
Chriz 15 January 2009 7:06 AM
bechara ..i guess he deserved it ..but just proves u r more insane
Think Tank 15 January 2009 8:09 AM
You are soooooooooooooo mean!!!!but it served him so right...
the mean me ...was sheepishly hoping..u had put his pic too..like u put up the pics of all those hair gels:)..
Gosh..its amazing!!!im laughing harder as i try to imagine him:P
santasizing...Fantasizing 15 January 2009 8:48 AM
**.He looked like a porn-model molested by an ape.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
no better punishment than that i guess!!!!
well done dude...proud of ya :)
mayz 15 January 2009 9:31 AM
poor fellow....but a nice lesson..!!!
yamini_meduri 15 January 2009 9:38 AM
haha that was funny...But that was too mean...Poor guy. Wonder what he would have to say if he is reading this blog...You'd better find a place to hide Chriz...or he is gonna be coming for you...to take his revenge :);)
priti 15 January 2009 9:55 AM
haha...served him good...bechara robert!!
abhishek 15 January 2009 10:02 AM
haha...
Bechara Robert...sahi mein...
But a good lesson for him.
Harshita 15 January 2009 10:09 AM
ada paavi manushyaa..Can u ever be soo mean??chey.. :D
paavam robert..had it not been for you,he wud have prolly arjun rampal's life a lot more difficult.. :p
Hard to believe he din take revenge..??
poi sollathinka sir,there musta been sum after effect atleast.. :p
MultiMenon 15 January 2009 10:12 AM
awwww... poor guy... u were a meanie back then too!!!!
Elithraniel Arawion 15 January 2009 10:13 AM
woaaa ....haha porn model molestated by ape.....bro really hilarious.....btw wre u inspired from that embarassing post of mine as even my name is stephen:p
but u shudnt have done that naa after all frnds r frnds..... bad bad
The Solitary Writer. 15 January 2009 10:35 AM
Nice group snap of four of you!!! Where is the Arjun rampal look alike in that?! :P
What happened after you messed up with Robert's hair?! Something must would have happened which would have made you another "porn-model molested by an ape". You didnt mention it here :P
Thoorika 15 January 2009 10:39 AM
wut d u mean? does he read ur blog? OMG I hope he doesnt see my comment!
*hides*
Keshi.
Keshi 15 January 2009 11:47 AM
chrizzzzzz!!! hahahhahahahaha..ok
a. ur new pic is super! wht were u singin?
b.d postt...omfg!! hahhahahahahahhaha!
Trinaa 15 January 2009 12:17 PM
EVIL!!! :D:D haahaa
but the question is.. did he stop his acts?? or was it just u whom he avoided?? :P
luv his story.. Lol!! bt that was truly Mean!! :P
Shimmer 15 January 2009 12:45 PM
Robert, does he visit your blog? If he doesn, pls, can i recommend?
Brave soul!
Archana 15 January 2009 12:59 PM
hahahhahaa....too good bro...hahah..imagining Robert's face :D with song in the background..."for he is a jolly good fellow .... " :D
Prakhar 15 January 2009 1:59 PM
ha ha hah ah ha ha haha h... u made my day Chriz... rolling with laughter in office is one thing i do wen evr i read ur posts now a days...
Robert DEserved that...Nickers..:P
porn star molested by an ape seriously!! HE he hehe ha ha hu....
The Rat... 15 January 2009 2:56 PM
@farah
the insanity in me has made me quit driving
Chriz 15 January 2009 3:33 PM
@richa
if only i had the picture, i would have surely put it here.
Chriz 15 January 2009 3:35 PM
@mayz
that gives me joy to sometimes turn back and look at those days.. sans the thrashings and beatings i got
Chriz 15 January 2009 3:36 PM
@yamini
yes nice lesson i got after he learnt my lesson
Chriz 15 January 2009 3:37 PM
@priti
he doesnt even know that i write here.. but i called him and told that i have a surprise for him.. he would surely read this one.. i hope
Chriz 15 January 2009 3:37 PM
@abhishek
and he served mee hot after i served him with the motta effect
Chriz 15 January 2009 3:38 PM
@harshita
everyone learns from lessons.. some learn from difficult situations
Chriz 15 January 2009 3:39 PM
@nikhil
there was a huge effect from him after that.. i am not adding it here in this post..
Chriz 15 January 2009 3:39 PM
@anusha
yes i never grew up after that and am not planning to either
Chriz 15 January 2009 3:40 PM
@stephen
yes me and robert are in talking terms because of that incident.. even now when we sit and talk about it we have a very good laugh...
Chriz 15 January 2009 3:42 PM
@thoorika
yes you are right.. i was beaten to pulp.. let us not go that incident... :)
Chriz 15 January 2009 3:44 PM
@keshi
yes he read this post atlast.. this was his first visit to my page and haha..
Chriz 15 January 2009 3:46 PM
@trinaa
singing some country songs.. would add a post about the story behind the picture..
haaaa! atlast someone asked abt the picture
Chriz 15 January 2009 3:47 PM
@shimmer
he made me stop my acts.. i was attacked brutally..
thanks for hopping to my page.. keep coming
Chriz 15 January 2009 3:49 PM
@archana
he has read thiss post.. and he was laaughing
Chriz 15 January 2009 3:52 PM
@robert
haha... he has read it.. i dint ask him what song was running in his mind.. ill ask him bro
Chriz 15 January 2009 3:53 PM
@the rat!!
thanks a bunch sistaaa.. he gave me much more than i asked for .. in return...
Chriz 15 January 2009 3:54 PM
But tat part only will be more interesting!! How about a post on that?! :P Your readers will love it !!!
Thoorika 15 January 2009 4:13 PM
@thoorika
ennoda blogladhaan naan heroism kaatta mudiyum.. edhuku indha kola veree
Chriz 15 January 2009 4:21 PM
I remember a girl in my hostel doing the same.. but the odd part she used to buy gifts to the same people from whom she stole...
Daisy Blue 15 January 2009 5:17 PM
@daisyblue
hehe.. atleast she paid back in good deed...
Chriz 15 January 2009 5:41 PM
roflmao ...good lesson taught mann ....Guess it happens only in a hostel ...lol
Anurag 15 January 2009 6:25 PM
@anurag
definitely bro.. things tat we cant enjoy anywhere else other than hostel... miss those days
Chriz 15 January 2009 6:35 PM
the picture of you singing out there is pure awesomeness... looks like someone is having a lot of fun..
and i am late for the fact that the collage you had put up of the various stages of you growing was chhoooo cute..
the pink orchid 15 January 2009 7:39 PM
Oh well, served him right... how 'bout doing this to some real criminals??? Reduce the crime rate, you should recommend it to the law breakers, oops, makers...
But he must've realised his mistake na! Paid heavily... eh?
Akansha Agrawal 15 January 2009 8:32 PM
Damn damn Chriz DAAAAMMN!!
You should have kicked Robert right thr! :P
CяystąL 15 January 2009 9:09 PM
@pink
me all blushes for the collage compli..
the picture in the header is when i had the opportunity to jam with a chinese all girls bandin beijing.. will write about it soon
Chriz 15 January 2009 9:14 PM
@akansha
and he made me to pay heavily too :)
Chriz 15 January 2009 9:14 PM
@aayushi
did ya read the full post?
you have the answer in the post itself
Chriz 15 January 2009 9:15 PM
Now *that's* kick ar*e! Feller deserved it...
"I was put up in a Men's Hostel." - Duh! Bro'... I can't quite fathom you being put up in a Ladies-only Hostel. :P
:)
Peace.
Kartz 15 January 2009 10:55 PM
@kartz
ladies only hostel... if only i cud have been there... dreamzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Chriz 15 January 2009 11:10 PM
hey nice blog!! And this is one hilarious post.
We had some such friends too in hostel. However, your Robert seems to be an extreme case. Served him right :-)
Nikita 16 January 2009 11:48 AM
@nikita
thanks nikita
keep coming.. yes served him right!!:)
Chriz 16 January 2009 1:04 PM
Was like one of those stories from panchatantra with a moral at the end...
I too hate guys who steal..
Sarath 16 January 2009 4:52 PM
@SBU
There are the types and sometimes we all indulge in it..
Chriz 16 January 2009 4:59 PM
Chriz, if Robert reads this ...i'll surely miss u n ur blog :(
Vinnie 16 January 2009 5:14 PM
@vins
he read it.. and he laffed ..its almost 10 years and its a blast from our past
Chriz 16 January 2009 5:21 PM
LOLzz !!! :D
Pretty Me!! 16 January 2009 5:22 PM
@prats
welkum men!
Chriz 16 January 2009 5:28 PM
Hahahah Chrizzy.. super job.. give a fi-hi :)
have u seen American Pie 6.. where they replace the sunscreen lotion.. i won't say any further.. :D
Urv 16 January 2009 5:37 PM
@Urv
american pie 6? o m g... i just saw the first 2 parts and got bored outta it.. never knew these guys took another 4 parts..
guess i am still living in the old age.. they do these handlotion jokes and glue all the time.. is that what you r referring to?
hehe
Chriz 16 January 2009 5:41 PM
What took you so long??? LOL...
Arv 16 January 2009 9:41 PM
@arv
the planning part only
Chriz 16 January 2009 10:08 PM
my goodness !! so mean!! So he never spoke again huh??
moi 22 January 2009 3:28 PM
lol!!my room mate last year used to do the sme..
she used to use my deo and kajal n what not without asking..that was very irritating!..i got so ppissed one day that i purposely emptied her face wash into the sink!!:P
Prachi Bansal 27 March 2009 8:13 PM
No Picture??? :O :(
bondgal_rulz 28 August 2009 9:09 PM
LOL LOL :D
well i wish i had as much guts as you had :D
Free Falling 30 August 2009 12:04 PM
Started bad but ended well!
You rock \\m// \\m//
Push Vs Pull 30 August 2009 7:36 PM
porn model molested by an ape
ROFL!! wotta description!
i'm sure he'sll never forget this lesson as long as he lives :P cheers, chriz!
Ashwathy 5 September 2009 1:46 PM