To start with, I would like to extend my gratitude to all my readers for voting me as India's third most humorous writer in the recently concluded indibloggies poll. The vital statistical information of the poll is added here. I bow down to all my friends who voted more than once from proxy ids. The results of this year's polls has taught me to be more vigilant and competent for next year's finals. I promise to create many e-mail ids before next year's poll. Moving on to today's topic, I am gonna write about one thing that…
One might have great language skills, great writing skills, great content, great thought process to run a blog page. But if the blog is not marketed properly, the world will not know about all these skills. Shakespeare did not become popular because of his English. England made him popular. Hence it is every blogger's birthright to market his/her blog. You might be a popular figure in your friends circle. But are you a popular figure in your college/workplace/town/state/country? You can become an international personality in no time, onl…
My friend, Varun added a few of our college photos in his facebook album. I was going through the photos and it pulled me back to my MBA days. I did my MBA in Rajagiri School Of Management. I had tears going through the snaps. I was not sad; but it was nostalgia at its very best. A few things that we guys loved doing during our college days were Bunking college and getting sloshed Painting the Cochin roads at midnight Getting caught by cops for drunken driving Movies with friends Bunking college and going to the beach This post is about one un…
Note : Wearing a condom is absolutely not necessary to read this post. AIDS is not a disease,It is just an emotion - Sakhi Rawant AIDS has been the biggest invention in the history of human existence. AIDS was invented on the first of December in this century. Hence 1st December is celebrated around the globe as world AIDS day. How ever in Africa, AIDS day is celebrated everyday. Many countries around the globe are soon catching up with Africa in the race to celebrate AIDS day on a everyday basis. Superman was the inventor of AIDS. He inve…
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying a second hand furniture -Jackson Brown Junior In India, the average Joe marries at the age of 26. I am already one year late. Am I a second hand furniture? That was a shocker of a news for me. Half of the bachelors in India would be sad to read this quote. I was sad too. In fact, i cried a little too. Second hand... Second hand... Second hand.. These words echoed in my mind. My alter-ego added fuel to the fire with his hard hitting words; " Chriz! What have you achieved all these years?" &quo…
The Archimedes Principle - ( The lie that is taught in schools) Archimedes took to the streets naked, so excited by his discovery that he had forgotten to dress, crying "Eureka!" Archimedes Principle ( The truth - decoded by Chronicwriter Archimedes was in love with an Indian aunty and her name was Rekha . While he was taking bath, he saw Rekha along with another guy through the window. Archimedes got angry and jumped out the bathtub and ran into the streets shouting " You Rekha ! You Rekha !; You ditched me". You Rekh…
Sari or saree is a female garment in the Indian Subcontinent. A sari is a strip of unstitched cloth, ranging from four to nine metres in length that is draped over the body in various styles. The most common style is for the sari to be wrapped around the waist, with one end then draped over the shoulder baring the midriff. Sari usually exists along with a skirt and a Blouse. The sari is usually worn over a skirt( pavada / pavadai in Tamil), with a blouse ( choli or ravika ) forming the upper garment. The choli has short sleeves and a lo…
Warning : Reading this post is like wetting your white pants. You get a warm feeling and people will notice it too (Chronicwriter's water skiing days) I have not made this known to anyone yet. For the first time in my life, i am confessing a few bad things i committed in my life. It doesn't matter if the reader forms a bad impression about the author of this page after reading this post (As if Chronicwriter has a good impression amongst people) Death of Pinku and Tinku In the summer of 1989, my neighbour's two cats "Pinku …
These days late i am so much immersed in Korean movies. The Korean movies mainly revolve around relationships. I do not know the language but thanks to sub-titles i am now able to watch a lot of foreign language movies.Italian movies are known for their cinematographic brilliance. The sepia color vision which was popularised by Italian movie makers has marched its way into Indian Cinema's too. Iranian movies are known for their natural screenplay. Latin movies are musically inclined. Croatian movies talk about love and war. Let me cut my &…
Trivia: If not for Sex, we would not be on earth in the first place. I would not be typing this post and you would not be reading it either. Talking openly about sex is a taboo in culturally rich countries like India and also in Countries which are governed by religious laws. How ever the rape, child molestation rates are high in these countries too. This clearly indicates that there is a complete imbalance in the law-setting (vs) law-abiding percentage in these countries. Peter Sickle says ," Talk openly on the topic of Sex, because ev…
I started talking only when I turned three years old. My parents were very much worried because of that. But finally when I started talking, they realised that they have a bratty chatterbox at home. They started telling me to keep quiet. I never kept quiet anyways.As time went by, my non-stop talking instincts grew with my age. I have been asked to shut my mouth by many people I have met in my life. But I still kept on talking. Now I have been given an opportunity to talk non-stop for an hour. Yes! Yours truly will be entertaining a live audie…
I was recently going through the photo gallery of Tiziano Taddei (a famous photographer) and I stalled on this particular photo. This bicycle picture spoke a million words and it pulled me back down memory lane and all those childhood memories flashed across my mind. The first cycle in my life was actually a tricycle. It is still very much alive The second cycle was a big bicycle. It was my grandfather's bicycle. Now it looks like the bicycle in the picture. The first bicycle that i ever rode was a ladies BSA-SLR. It was my sister's cy…
Note: If you have come here with the intention of reading some kinky stuff, i am really sorry. This post is not going to feed your Horny - Corny - Hormonal Thirst. This is a post that will be written by my alter-ego . I have no clue what he is gonna come up with. mr.X is my alter-ego. I did not give him an opportunity to participate in my blog for a very long time. Today he nagged me big time and asked me to allow him to post an article on my page. At first , i was reluctant. But when he said that he will write a post on Love, i knew that he…
Some people live in this world without knowing the reason for their own existence. Almost all of us live in this world like that. A few try to attain self actualisation and understand the meaning behind their existence. Once they understand it, they realise that there is no fun living this life. So it is better to live a life without understanding the whole reason behind our existence. Am I making any sense here? I know that i am not. But who cares? As though, the other posts in my blog make a lot of sense!!! Ok! Let me get to the point. The…
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