279. Sharon Fernando
Saturday, January 17, 2009Airplane journeys excite me for two things.
- The food &
- The air hostesses
I am not a major foodie. So now you would have figured out that the sole reason why I like to fly. Yes! The BABES.When I fly ,I always prefer the aisle seat near the emergency exits for obvious reasons.
This post is about my journey from Singapore to Chennai in Silk Airways a couple of years back. When ever I travel, I always dream of a romantic interlude with the air hostesses. But every time there would not be any romance. But this journey was different from my previous flight experiences. Even before I took the flight I knew that something really mushy was in store for me.
I saw her standing near the entrance when I climbed the stairs. She was longingly looking at me. "Was she in love with me?". Immediately, I wanted to call my mom and tell her not to hunt for a bride for me . But I just wanted to wait a little longer and enjoy the moment. When I climbed the stairs, she looked into my eyes and smiled.
She was in a Green dress. I was in a green t-shirt too. "Did she know that I would be wearing a green shirt", Thoughts raced across my mind. She said " Welcome aboard". Immediately I wanted to give her a welcome hug. But being a gentleman, I controlled myself and went inside and took my seat.
I had just taken my seat. It was not the same old aisle seat . Just when I was about to fasten my seat belt, she came to me and started a conversation. "Sir! You are sitting near the emergency exit"."Is it? By the way you can call me Chriz. Can I know your name?"." My name is Sharon Fernando, and as you are sitting near the emergency exit.....". She went on explaining the safety measures that I should follow in case there is an emergency.
"Why did she care so much for me?"
" Why is she saying all these things to me?"
" Is she in love with me?"
"She did not like me getting hurt."
Immediately I wanted to propose. But I waited.The plane took-off. She walked to and fro and always smiled at me .There was an old lady sitting in the aisle seat. I told the old lady that I had a bad tummy and I would be rushing to the loo quite often and hence if she could kindly exchange seats with me I would be grateful to her. She readily agreed. The next minute I was sitting in my favorite location.
A few minutes later Sharon came to me and gave me a wet towel to freshen up. But she also gave the wet towel to everyone in the plane.I immediately understood that she was testing whether i would show my possessive nature.I was not ready to fall for this .I acted as if I never saw anything at all.I knew she wanted me to react and tell my love for her in front of everyone. But I wanted to make her wait. Even I could play mind games. I smiled within myself.
I took my mobile phone and started playing a game. Sharon rushed to me and said in a naughty tone," You shouldn't use your mobile phones during the flight".
"Why didn't she want me to use the phone?"
"Did she think that I was messaging my girlfriend? "
"So she was actually jealous and she wanted me all for herself."
I did not want to play with her feelings anymore. Hence I kept my mobile phone inside my pocket again.She then came to me and asked what I would like to eat. I was lost in her beauty and I did not reply. She looked at me for sometime and then she placed a tray in front of me and left. I opened the cover and found a chicken burger. How did she find my favorite junk food? She understood my silence. She was the just the right match for me.Why didn't she come in my life for the past 26 years?
She even came and collected the tray from me after I finished my meal. "I shouldn't wait any longer", I thought to myself and I stood up and walked near her.There was another air hostess standing near her. So I made my way to the Loo. I went inside the loo and practiced my pick up lines in front of the mirror. Boy! I was indeed romantic.
I came out of the rest room like an Olympic Champ. She was still standing next to the other babe. I calmly walked to my seat and sat down. After sometime she came to me and gave me a form. She told it was a service quality feedback form. "Was she trying to make me write my feelings for her in that paper?". I did not want to disappoint her.
I came up with an extempore poetry. I wrote it just for her. My love flowed like clear honey through my words. She collected the form after sometime. She didn't go through it. I knew she would read it later. I even wrote my telephone number in that form.
The plane soon landed and I got ready to leave. Sharon was still standing at the back of the plane. She did not have the strength to come to the door to see me leave. I understood her silence. She must have felt real sad.Anyways I was just a call away.I smiled at her. Our eyes spoke. I assured her that I am all hers. She understood it, cos she smiled at me.I left the airport.
It has been three years and I haven't got a call from her yet. Many girls have come and gone in my life.But I am still waiting for that one girl who will give me a ring one day....
....SHARON FERNANDO
-Chronicwriter
His Chris its Nice man :) I m sure u will soon find a Nagercoil Gal soon.lol
ToddyClimber 16 January 2009 10:29 PM
wah re wah!! wat a love story..
Elithraniel Arawion 16 January 2009 10:33 PM
omg
its duty of an air hostress dude...
lol
like that i wud have proposed 100 girls man ...really funny
any way its ur love story....btw hmm u came out as an olympic hero waah.....really good man
and did u ask ur mom not to search for a bride lol
The Solitary Writer. 16 January 2009 10:45 PM
Lol.. haha... I think I got introduced to some Sharon Fernandez a long time back.. ;)
As deluded as you are, I would've asked her to call ya if she were the one...:P
Lovely Almond 16 January 2009 11:30 PM
Oops.. lol I just noticed it is Fernando and not Fernandez..:P
Lovely Almond 16 January 2009 11:31 PM
Super Maachi A sweet love story Like Varanam Ayiraam Train Episode .... Good one da ... and ur imaginations very Funny maachii ...hehehhehe Nadathu ennaku theriyum pa
Sivaram 16 January 2009 11:35 PM
hey chriz :) when i started reading i thought its gonna be a very strong dose of mush which will trouble me all the more..
but it turned out to be a pleasant read and a funny too.. :P
i am feeling so much better now..
thank you for writing this...
the pink orchid 17 January 2009 12:14 AM
Killer! :)
Try that Singapore-Chennai route once again...she might be waiting for you to travel that way since 3 yrs!
Loved it! :D
Sree 17 January 2009 1:29 AM
I agree Chriz I think she was falling in love also! hehehehe!
I hope Sharon calls you soon.. Your a good catch. She may have lost your number and in pain everyday from it. lol
See ya man!
NE~ISM 17 January 2009 2:19 AM
Machi... v are friends na?? Ennaiyum kuthithu po pa.. jannal seat la venaam.. oorama foot board adicithu sight adhicite varen...
Karthik 17 January 2009 7:56 AM
dude ...agree with stephen so much
but hey ...one has to say....Air hostesses do play with our emotions sometimes..... :D
Specially someone like "Sharon Fernando" ....
btw where did u get that name from :D ??
Anurag 17 January 2009 9:09 AM
dude... you are crazy... and now I know why you were interested about my flight experiences when I wrote about my lovely travel companion :P
take care mate... cheers...
Arv 17 January 2009 9:34 AM
So much lowes!!! Ayio Ayio.. Now this is one story which I would say that its Chriz material!!!! Others were not[Am talking about ur new posts!]!!!!!! I had a nice laugh man!!
Thoorika 17 January 2009 9:35 AM
ROFL:), i thoroughly enjoyed it, so much of humour, which I have come to identify with you:), infact loved the post.
Renu 17 January 2009 9:35 AM
I think i know her:P
Archana 17 January 2009 10:04 AM
every time man....ROFL!!!!
mayz 17 January 2009 11:17 AM
same things happen to me man!!
abhishek 17 January 2009 11:55 AM
hehhehehhehehhehe...some love story that!! ur imagination knows no bounds :)
Vinnie 17 January 2009 12:01 PM
nice story friend....!!!
yamini meduri 17 January 2009 12:16 PM
You can fall in lve with anyone..even with the lost red underwear..
But Chriz..you dimbat..you should know that mobile phones ain't supposed to be operated on board..but ahaaahh...love makes people blind :P
CяystąL 17 January 2009 12:19 PM
Chriz... Hilarious...
U r one clear Desperado!!! Single and desperate.. he hehehehhe
The Rat... 17 January 2009 1:17 PM
Chriz, it is such a delight to read u
U really make ur readers smile
thank u :)
loved the post! u rock!
Swats 17 January 2009 1:50 PM
always a pleasure to read ur story, this one was even cooler, u can make from a simple and banal story,a one time loving an romantic one!!! Don t stop writing :P
tc
Cess 17 January 2009 2:38 PM
Hmm... college girls, air hostesses...
Go on, I'm just cross checking! :P
By the way, i agree try the Singapore- Chennai routine every 3 days... till you find her! We'll make a B'wood movie...
But after that, don't blame me if she looks at your pockets and rejects you...
Akansha Agrawal 17 January 2009 3:10 PM
LOL!!!
Hey! One of my friends has a very similar story. Only that she was a co-passenger!
Whatta romantic story :)
Muse 17 January 2009 5:06 PM
ROTFL!!!
u guyzzzz!!!! loll, u knw.. this explains the many nonsence ive been through!! Loll
-- enaala mudile.. m still lafin.. hahaaha!! --
Shimmer 17 January 2009 5:16 PM
such deep emotions for a person you've hardly met .... i'm touched..!
but !!
what about renu ?!?!?!?!
HP 17 January 2009 9:39 PM
Duh, Sharon wore green prolly cos it was the uniform... :P Oooh, and someone promptly assumed clairvoyance?
Dude, you really can tickle that funny bone... Bravo!
Peace.
Kartz 17 January 2009 11:20 PM
cute one chriz. but it aomehow misses the chriztouch :)
Preetilata【ツ】 18 January 2009 12:39 AM
haha beautiful... such romantic bump ins never seem to be happening in my life ever..:( wonderfully written...
Swayam 18 January 2009 8:13 AM
How many flights since then?
JollyRoger 18 January 2009 9:21 AM
she's definitely in love wid u my friend! go hunt her down...ummm spoken figuratively only! :P
Trinaa 18 January 2009 10:02 AM
hahhahahaa:P
too good..
chriz, the mad loverboy in action
Praveen 18 January 2009 12:18 PM
What the hell do you eat to come up with such oh-lah-lahhh stories?!!! Romba too much!
Sam 18 January 2009 1:29 PM
i couldent help grinning all through the adorable post...if only 'sharon' had read this, she'd come rushing to you ;)
cheers till your next flight! *grin*
Pri 18 January 2009 3:13 PM
heyyy hang on a minute...did u just mean to say that the last 3 years were spent without thinkin about "renu" /??????? :-/
hmpf!!GUYS!!! *rolling eyes*
Pri 18 January 2009 3:16 PM
ROFL!
Well, I'm pretty sure she'll give you a call sometime soon!
:)
Jean 18 January 2009 4:41 PM
@john vimalan
its great to see you have a blog bro.. haha.. nagercoil girl or a girl from anywhere.. it is God's plan ....
@anusha
but it still has jammy's touch aint it?
@stephen
ippadidhaan namma build up kodukanum
@anly
sharon fernando also wouldnt be a problem for me
@shiva
unakku theriyaadhadhaaa.. hehe..
Chriz 18 January 2009 6:30 PM
hey come to my latest post now.. :D
the pink orchid 18 January 2009 6:32 PM
@pink
you found my sorrow to be a pleasant read?
@sree
tried it a few times bro.. but luck is not on my side
@Nehya
i never thought about this possibility.. see there you give me new possibilities...
@karthik
naaney oru kanavulaguthaladhaan irukurein... abdul kalaam sollirukuraar.. namma rendu perum kanavu kaanbom
@anurag
sharon from sharon stone
and fernando from the soccer player!
Chriz 18 January 2009 6:33 PM
@arv
haha... glad you came to know about it..
@thoorika
or is it the other way around.. man naan ellam mushy type posts type panradhuku thinaruvein
@renu
yes thank you aunty.. i'd like to associate myself with humor...
@archana
i appreciate your thinking capabilities
@mayz
this was a mellowed down romantic post.. i thought so...
Chriz 18 January 2009 6:40 PM
@abhishek
sharon fernando did that to you too? i'd kill her if it is true
@vinnie
that was not an imagination process.. it was feeelings
@yamini
it is a tragedy
@aayushi
mobile fones can be used in flight mode in aeroplanes...
Chriz 18 January 2009 6:42 PM
@rat
single.. adhu unmaidhaan.. adhuku peragu what is that desperate stuff and all.. cycle gapla add pannittaa naanga accept pannikuvomnu nenacheengala.. no no
Chriz 18 January 2009 6:43 PM
@swats
thanks a bunch girl.. thats what i am using this blog for
@cess
haha thanks a bunch cess.. it was encouraging indeed
@akansha
dont worry! ill sell my underwear and make a living out of the fortune
Chriz 18 January 2009 6:45 PM
@muse
your friend was a girl? a she-she love story?
@shimmer
you been through nonsense? do you thro too much of attitude?thanks for hopping to my page girl
@hp
renu is still there in my heart.. deep down inside my heart
Chriz 18 January 2009 6:47 PM
@kartz
uniform... oh yea.. i neveer thought about it that way.. but why did she have to serve me food?
@preetilata
haha.. fluctuations do happen lady.. will fluctuate on.. :)
Chriz 18 January 2009 6:48 PM
@swayam
this year might be the lucky year for you!
Chriz 18 January 2009 6:48 PM
@roger
many after that.. still no success
@trinaa
hunt her down... and you trying to say that you spoke figuratively.. you naughty devil
Chriz 18 January 2009 6:50 PM
@praveen
the action hasnt started yet bro.. its all a concealed dream still..
@sam
baked potatoes and some fried garlic and then i fart them out.. and thats how i write such stuff..
Chriz 18 January 2009 6:51 PM
@pri
renu is my evergreen sweetheart.. my love is still 100 % for renu..
@jean
yes i am having that faith too..thanks for coming to my page girl...
Chriz 18 January 2009 6:52 PM
Aw.. but how will you, now that you've lost it!!!?
Akansha Agrawal 18 January 2009 8:16 PM
@akansha
i have some other underwears too
Chriz 18 January 2009 10:54 PM
well its actually due to lack of attitude.. and carelessness :D
Shimmer 19 January 2009 12:25 PM
Serve you food... Well, part of *her* job. Or you know... You may just have strung her heart. But before you could strum, she *poof!*
Hope the 'explanation' would suffice. ;)
Peace.
Kartz 20 January 2009 2:53 AM
I get the point behind the story... though u r not too good with soccer, u r an absolute champ with words :)
Harshita 22 January 2009 1:13 PM
omg...nautanki u are :)) :D :P drama king....lol :D
mast post..really nice n funny :P
hehe still waiting for 'the call', are u?? :P :P :P
Mads 18 March 2009 3:16 PM
lol!..
okay now u might be kidding all through..but as a kid i ACTUALLY ued to fantasize all of this!;)
Prachi Bansal 30 March 2009 2:42 AM
wow.... i loved this post... don't worry chriz ... sharon will call u back... or shall we do a hunt for her so that she comes back into ur life ?? :P
Sowmi 30 April 2009 5:20 PM