Saturday, January 17, 2009

279. Sharon Fernando

Airplane journeys excite me for two things.
  1. The food &
  2. The air hostesses

I am not a major foodie. So now you would have figured out that the sole reason why I like to fly. Yes! The BABES.When I fly ,I always prefer the aisle seat near the emergency exits for obvious reasons.

This post is about my journey from Singapore to Chennai in Silk Airways a couple of years back. When ever I travel, I always dream of a romantic interlude with the air hostesses. But every time there would not be any romance. But this journey was different from my previous flight experiences. Even before I took the flight I knew that something really mushy was in store for me.

I saw her standing near the entrance when I climbed the stairs. She was longingly looking at me. "Was she in love with me?". Immediately, I wanted to call my mom and tell her not to hunt for a bride for me . But I just wanted to wait a little longer and enjoy the moment. When I climbed the stairs, she looked into my eyes and smiled.

She was in a Green dress. I was in a green t-shirt too. "Did she know that I would be wearing a green shirt", Thoughts raced across my mind. She said " Welcome aboard". Immediately I wanted to give her a welcome hug. But being a gentleman, I controlled myself and went inside and took my seat.

I had just taken my seat. It was not the same old aisle seat . Just when I was about to fasten my seat belt, she came to me and started a conversation. "Sir! You are sitting near the emergency exit"."Is it? By the way you can call me Chriz. Can I know your name?"." My name is Sharon Fernando, and as you are sitting near the emergency exit.....". She went on explaining the safety measures that I should follow in case there is an emergency.

"Why did she care so much for me?"

" Why is she saying all these things to me?"

" Is she in love with me?"

"She did not like me getting hurt."

Immediately I wanted to propose. But I waited.The plane took-off. She walked to and fro and always smiled at me .There was an old lady sitting in the aisle seat. I told the old lady that I had a bad tummy and I would be rushing to the loo quite often and hence if she could kindly exchange seats with me I would be grateful to her. She readily agreed. The next minute I was sitting in my favorite location.

A few minutes later Sharon came to me and gave me a wet towel to freshen up. But she also gave the wet towel to everyone in the plane.I immediately understood that she was testing whether i would show my possessive nature.I was not ready to fall for this .I acted as if I never saw anything at all.I knew she wanted me to react and tell my love for her in front of everyone. But I wanted to make her wait. Even I could play mind games. I smiled within myself.

I took my mobile phone and started playing a game. Sharon rushed to me and said in a naughty tone," You shouldn't use your mobile phones during the flight".

"Why didn't she want me to use the phone?"

"Did she think that I was messaging my girlfriend? "

"So she was actually jealous and she wanted me all for herself."

I did not want to play with her feelings anymore. Hence I kept my mobile phone inside my pocket again.She then came to me and asked what I would like to eat. I was lost in her beauty and I did not reply. She looked at me for sometime and then she placed a tray in front of me and left. I opened the cover and found a chicken burger. How did she find my favorite junk food? She understood my silence. She was the just the right match for me.Why didn't she come in my life for the past 26 years?

She even came and collected the tray from me after I finished my meal. "I shouldn't wait any longer", I thought to myself and I stood up and walked near her.There was another air hostess standing near her. So I made my way to the Loo. I went inside the loo and practiced my pick up lines in front of the mirror. Boy! I was indeed romantic.

I came out of the rest room like an Olympic Champ. She was still standing next to the other babe. I calmly walked to my seat and sat down. After sometime she came to me and gave me a form. She told it was a service quality feedback form. "Was she trying to make me write my feelings for her in that paper?". I did not want to disappoint her.

I came up with an extempore poetry. I wrote it just for her. My love flowed like clear honey through my words. She collected the form after sometime. She didn't go through it. I knew she would read it later. I even wrote my telephone number in that form.

The plane soon landed and I got ready to leave. Sharon was still standing at the back of the plane. She did not have the strength to come to the door to see me leave. I understood her silence. She must have felt real sad.Anyways I was just a call away.I smiled at her. Our eyes spoke. I assured her that I am all hers. She understood it, cos she smiled at me.I left the airport.

It has been three years and I haven't got a call from her yet. Many girls have come and gone in my life.But I am still waiting for that one girl who will give me a ring one day....




  1. His Chris its Nice man :) I m sure u will soon find a Nagercoil Gal

  2. omg

    its duty of an air hostress dude...


    like that i wud have proposed 100 girls man ...really funny

    any way its ur love story....btw hmm u came out as an olympic hero waah.....really good man

    and did u ask ur mom not to search for a bride lol

  3. Lol.. haha... I think I got introduced to some Sharon Fernandez a long time back.. ;)
    As deluded as you are, I would've asked her to call ya if she were the one...:P

  4. Oops.. lol I just noticed it is Fernando and not Fernandez..:P

  5. Super Maachi A sweet love story Like Varanam Ayiraam Train Episode .... Good one da ... and ur imaginations very Funny maachii ...hehehhehe Nadathu ennaku theriyum pa

  6. hey chriz :) when i started reading i thought its gonna be a very strong dose of mush which will trouble me all the more..
    but it turned out to be a pleasant read and a funny too.. :P
    i am feeling so much better now..
    thank you for writing this...

  7. Killer! :)
    Try that Singapore-Chennai route once again...she might be waiting for you to travel that way since 3 yrs!
    Loved it! :D

  8. I agree Chriz I think she was falling in love also! hehehehe!

    I hope Sharon calls you soon.. Your a good catch. She may have lost your number and in pain everyday from it. lol

    See ya man!

  9. Machi... v are friends na?? Ennaiyum kuthithu po pa.. jannal seat la venaam.. oorama foot board adicithu sight adhicite varen...

  10. dude ...agree with stephen so much

    but hey has to say....Air hostesses do play with our emotions sometimes..... :D

    Specially someone like "Sharon Fernando" ....
    btw where did u get that name from :D ??

  11. dude... you are crazy... and now I know why you were interested about my flight experiences when I wrote about my lovely travel companion :P

    take care mate... cheers...

  12. So much lowes!!! Ayio Ayio.. Now this is one story which I would say that its Chriz material!!!! Others were not[Am talking about ur new posts!]!!!!!! I had a nice laugh man!!

  13. ROFL:), i thoroughly enjoyed it, so much of humour, which I have come to identify with you:), infact loved the post.

  14. I think i know her:P

  15. hehhehehhehehhehe...some love story that!! ur imagination knows no bounds :)

  16. You can fall in lve with anyone..even with the lost red underwear..
    But should know that mobile phones ain't supposed to be operated on board..but makes people blind :P

  17. Chriz... Hilarious...

    U r one clear Desperado!!! Single and desperate.. he hehehehhe

  18. Chriz, it is such a delight to read u
    U really make ur readers smile
    thank u :)

    loved the post! u rock!

  19. always a pleasure to read ur story, this one was even cooler, u can make from a simple and banal story,a one time loving an romantic one!!! Don t stop writing :P

  20. Hmm... college girls, air hostesses...
    Go on, I'm just cross checking! :P

    By the way, i agree try the Singapore- Chennai routine every 3 days... till you find her! We'll make a B'wood movie...

    But after that, don't blame me if she looks at your pockets and rejects you...

  21. LOL!!!

    Hey! One of my friends has a very similar story. Only that she was a co-passenger!

    Whatta romantic story :)

  22. ROTFL!!!

    u guyzzzz!!!! loll, u knw.. this explains the many nonsence ive been through!! Loll

    -- enaala mudile.. m still lafin.. hahaaha!! --

  23. such deep emotions for a person you've hardly met .... i'm touched..!

    but !!

    what about renu ?!?!?!?!

  24. Duh, Sharon wore green prolly cos it was the uniform... :P Oooh, and someone promptly assumed clairvoyance?

    Dude, you really can tickle that funny bone... Bravo!


  25. cute one chriz. but it aomehow misses the chriztouch :)

  26. haha beautiful... such romantic bump ins never seem to be happening in my life ever..:( wonderfully written...

  27. she's definitely in love wid u my friend! go hunt her down...ummm spoken figuratively only! :P

  28. hahhahahaa:P
    too good..
    chriz, the mad loverboy in action

  29. What the hell do you eat to come up with such oh-lah-lahhh stories?!!! Romba too much!

  30. i couldent help grinning all through the adorable post...if only 'sharon' had read this, she'd come rushing to you ;)

    cheers till your next flight! *grin*

  31. heyyy hang on a minute...did u just mean to say that the last 3 years were spent without thinkin about "renu" /??????? :-/

    hmpf!!GUYS!!! *rolling eyes*

  32. ROFL!

    Well, I'm pretty sure she'll give you a call sometime soon!


  33. @john vimalan

    its great to see you have a blog bro.. haha.. nagercoil girl or a girl from anywhere.. it is God's plan ....

    but it still has jammy's touch aint it?

    ippadidhaan namma build up kodukanum

    sharon fernando also wouldnt be a problem for me

    unakku theriyaadhadhaaa.. hehe..

  34. hey come to my latest post now.. :D

  35. @pink

    you found my sorrow to be a pleasant read?

    tried it a few times bro.. but luck is not on my side

    i never thought about this possibility.. see there you give me new possibilities...

    naaney oru kanavulaguthaladhaan irukurein... abdul kalaam sollirukuraar.. namma rendu perum kanavu kaanbom

    sharon from sharon stone
    and fernando from the soccer player!

  36. @arv
    haha... glad you came to know about it..

    or is it the other way around.. man naan ellam mushy type posts type panradhuku thinaruvein

    yes thank you aunty.. i'd like to associate myself with humor...

    i appreciate your thinking capabilities

    this was a mellowed down romantic post.. i thought so...

  37. @abhishek
    sharon fernando did that to you too? i'd kill her if it is true

    that was not an imagination process.. it was feeelings

    it is a tragedy

    mobile fones can be used in flight mode in aeroplanes...

  38. @rat
    single.. adhu unmaidhaan.. adhuku peragu what is that desperate stuff and all.. cycle gapla add pannittaa naanga accept pannikuvomnu nenacheengala.. no no

  39. @swats

    thanks a bunch girl.. thats what i am using this blog for

    haha thanks a bunch cess.. it was encouraging indeed


    dont worry! ill sell my underwear and make a living out of the fortune

  40. @muse
    your friend was a girl? a she-she love story?

    you been through nonsense? do you thro too much of attitude?thanks for hopping to my page girl

    renu is still there in my heart.. deep down inside my heart

  41. @kartz
    uniform... oh yea.. i neveer thought about it that way.. but why did she have to serve me food?

    haha.. fluctuations do happen lady.. will fluctuate on.. :)

  42. @swayam
    this year might be the lucky year for you!

  43. @roger
    many after that.. still no success

    hunt her down... and you trying to say that you spoke figuratively.. you naughty devil

  44. @praveen
    the action hasnt started yet bro.. its all a concealed dream still..

    baked potatoes and some fried garlic and then i fart them out.. and thats how i write such stuff..

  45. @pri

    renu is my evergreen sweetheart.. my love is still 100 % for renu..

    yes i am having that faith too..thanks for coming to my page girl...

  46. Aw.. but how will you, now that you've lost it!!!?

  47. @akansha

    i have some other underwears too

  48. well its actually due to lack of attitude.. and carelessness :D

  49. Serve you food... Well, part of *her* job. Or you know... You may just have strung her heart. But before you could strum, she *poof!*

    Hope the 'explanation' would suffice. ;)


  50. I get the point behind the story... though u r not too good with soccer, u r an absolute champ with words :)

  51. omg...nautanki u are :)) :D :P drama :D
    mast post..really nice n funny :P
    hehe still waiting for 'the call', are u?? :P :P :P

  52. lol!..
    okay now u might be kidding all through..but as a kid i ACTUALLY ued to fantasize all of this!;)

  53. wow.... i loved this post... don't worry chriz ... sharon will call u back... or shall we do a hunt for her so that she comes back into ur life ?? :P


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