Nov 12, 2008

264. The naked truth

62% of the people who read my previous post wanted to see me exposing myself.I was really happy. 62% of a total of 82 people who attended the poll = 52 People.The remaining 38%= 30 people

I was glad to know that many wanted me to strip for a social cause and do a Marilyn Manroe stunt. I took a closer look of the poll results. I was shocked to know that 40 out of the 52 people were Men. "Why me?", I was about to cry. But then, they say that Men don't cry! So I looked at the No column.22 out of the 30 people who did not want me to expose were women.That is when I realised that most women were possessive about me and they did not want me to expose in public.

But based on the general popular demand, I thought it was high time to shed my clothes for the great pose.I decided to buy a skirt. But as only 62% wanted me to expose, I decided to expose only 62% of my skin and hence the skirt I thought to use for my stunt was quite different from Manroe's skirt.I chose the two side slit skirt

In order to get the same effect as shown in the picture, I first waxed my feet. It was a painful experience..When I was ready, I wore my skirt and went to the soccer stadium in my town. I called a girl and asked her to take a picture of me. She started to scream when she saw me in that pose.

Police... Jeep... Arrested at Gun point... Three days in Prison... Behind Bars... That explains my absence from the Blog world for three days

-Chronicwriter

61 comments:

  1. Dai unnoda rowsu too much ahh poguthu da ..................... the ending was good

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  2. lolz.. u forgot the explaination of painted nails :P

    u r such a drama chriz.. i cant stop laughing!!

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  3. Didnt know you had such nicely manicured hands:)
    and not to forget the lovely paint on them:)
    wazing must have been tuff nah:)
    hilarious:)

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  4. i belived u chrizz....
    ~AngeLina

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  5. i pity d poor girl whom u called to tk ur pic

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  6. *** Shoe Girl is holding her stomach and rolling on the floor... She cant stop Laughing***

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  7. wah you look so nice and decent..and hey where did you get that manicure from? Your fingers look like they have never touched a guitar

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  8. shame on you chriz that you still put somebody else's pic

    come on go ahead and be true to the requests of the 62% who answered the poll

    otherwise nobody will answer your polls hereafter...

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  9. U give me a run fr money for putting mokkais!!!!

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  10. you really are a little insane, innit? i mean it in a good sense, y'know. that was funny!

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  11. hehe dude that's some post .....

    btw who bailed you out from Jail :P ??

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  12. what were you charged with?
    Indecent exposure????

    N why r u hiding ur face?

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  13. i still havnt opened my eyes:P..
    o godddd...save me

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  14. hey u luk so cool even marlyn wud be shocked...lol

    uff our chronicwriter is a full fledged liar ....
    :P

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  15. The spontaneous rate of the TRUTH which you utter is getting higher....mudiyala :(

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  16. Laughing laughing laughing!
    Em cracked up! :D..


    You made my mood..I was feeling so ill since the morning :( (FEVER!)

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  17. Crazy boy :P why do i feel the pic is YOURS :P

    and btw that doesnt count to 62% at all chriz :x not fair :P

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  18. woww...we just asked for a MM pose...this pic almost looks like u went in for a 'sex change' on public demand :p

    which poor soul did u get to pose for u??
    she will be horrified!! :-/

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  19. so,this was the reason behind ur absence from the blogville for quite sometime. Nice avatar ;)

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  20. ok, i missed something, did u get the same disease as Michael Jackson and suddenly lost ur skin color too? I can understand u want to shave, as far as I know, me as a girl get rid of the extra usefulness hair i don t loose my color when doing it ;)
    + I was in the Yes vote ;)
    tc

    C.

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  21. You are such a drama king (queen). I knew something like this is coming.

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  22. I see that you have also wasted money on waxing !!! why dont u write a post on your experience in prison for 3 days?! ;)

    ps : I think you are going to end up in prison again if that photo real owner finds the misuse of this photo and sues you!!

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  24. ok... i have a question... how on earth u found "40 out of the 52 people who voted tat poll were Men???"

    makkalae... nambaadheenga!

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  25. O god uve given me an inferiority complex..wht sexy legs!LOL LOL LOL

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  26. so you achived all that you wanted now...all girls here are crying for your sexy...%@#%^ looks...your lovely legs.. manicure..Gr8 Blogger of the year! You deserve a OSCAR

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  27. lol..but pic to lagao ..there's a self mode to evry camera

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  28. Can't stop laughing...

    Anyways.. how are you handling the sudden increase in the attention u are getting now :D

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  29. @shiv
    nandree nandreee.. will change my style for sure

    @richa
    thats not my picture... hehe.. bows down

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  30. @santa
    i changed the spelling now.. :)

    @king
    haha.. freeya vudu maamoi

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  31. @angelina
    that is your mistake

    @mayz
    man am i telling too many lies these days?

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  32. @shoegirl
    that is a symptom for many many things.. i am confused now

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  33. lol..lol..that was really really funny...was wondering how u were gonna escape from this one...since u got too many +ve replies;)

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  34. that skirt looks like my bedsheet...hehawwwwww!

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  35. @bhaw
    haha.. thats not even my picture...

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  36. @trinity
    i was trying to be true.. and thats why i even posed for the snap.. but police arrested me and camera gone

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  37. I thought there was some other reason for the 3 days of absence...I mean, with legs like that!! Lolz...

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  38. yeah right Chriz!!!! *rolling eyes*

    lol! thats so not u!


    btw Im here to bid adieu for a lil while. u tc and I'll see ya in few days time. ty for everything Chriz! Keep smiling :)


    Keshi.

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  39. @karthik
    ellarum orey kuttaila ooooruna mattaisdhaaan.. :)

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  40. @pseudo
    hehe.. yeah i am insane.. in evrysense

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  41. @anurag
    oh.. never thought abt that.. now i need to tell some more lies

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  42. @sarath
    i was charged for making a girl faint.. :) i am not hiding my face.. thats not my foto.. did ya read that line?

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  43. @praveen
    god saved me after three days

    @pj
    full fledged liar!!! uff.. you realised it only now? thats too late

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  44. @dharani
    innum speed increase pannanum..

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  45. @aayushi
    welkum back to the virus free world

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  46. @lukkydivz
    thats not my picture.. i lost the camera with that girl

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  47. @pri
    dunno why she screamed.. she saw something that scared her for sure..

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  48. @archana
    yes.. thats the reason.. thank you

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  49. @cess
    did i lose my color? hehe

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  50. @kiran
    i was running outta ideas.. so easy escapism method

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  51. @thoorika
    the foto's real owner wont sue me as it is not a copyrighted picture and its already in the net on public sites.!!! :)

    talking abt prison experience.. nooooo.. those are puppy shame experiences

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  52. @navicorn..
    naaney poo suthittu irukurein.. ippadi ellam publicla maati vuda koodaaadhu.. enna paarthaa paavamaa illaa?

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  53. @swats...
    some girls sure give me a complex when i see their legs

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  54. WHAAAT???
    are you guy... lmao... I didn't know that...

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  55. hw can u be so kinky????????? my god.. so hilarious,

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  56. Oh My!!! Drama Queen Redefined!!! Are you a leo by any chance??

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