"War: that mad game the world so loves to play."
- Jonathan Swift
As a kid, I wanted to become a secret agent.I had the secret agent spirit running in my blood.When I was in Kindergarden I was in love with three girls at the same time (that included my kindergarden teacher too). I kept it as a secret and all three never came to know about the love I had for them.
Once when I was in class three, my childhood nemesis "Shabir" punched my friend Rahul on his nose.That act angered me.
I clenched my fists.
Blood boiled inside my tummy.
I wanted to punch Shabir and make him say"Oh mummy".
I frowned at him with anger. My eye's turned red with fury. Shabir was seeing a different me that day.
Shabir immediately landed another punch on Rahul's face and that made me to calm down. Thats when I realised that I had the power to control my anger.
As I look back I realise that I did not become a secret agent nor a Rogue. "Did I lose anything? ", I was thinking to myself and my phone rang.
It was Jeremy"My nephew"
Me: Hi baby. howdie?
Jer: Hello mama! I am fine. I want to tell you something
Me: What is it?
Jer:Me and Jolena have become celebrities in school after we ssaved the country by breaking the purple red or yellow code
Me: Thats really good.
Jer: But Some senior students from class one are jealous about my achievement
Me: Why are they jealous
Jer:Because they could not tolerate a junior ( A kindergarten boy) achieving this victory
Me: So What are you gonna do?
Jer: Two of my seniors have challenged me to fight with me
Me: Two guys against one? Thats unfair
Jer: No! It is two against two. Jolena will be my tag team partner
Me: But she can only bite. Can she fight?
Jer: I am teaching her some tricks and she is sure learning fast
Me: Is it? What tricks?
Jer: The monkey one eye pinch, the high pitch scream, the frog jump, The tiger attack head roll...
Me: The tiger attack head roll? Thats a pretty dangerous stunt! Are you teaching Jolena that stunt too?
Jer: Yes. I am teaching her. She is learning it too. But she has not got the secret behind the trick yet.
Me: What is the secret?
Jer: First we have to jump and land on our heads
Me: Oh. Is it?
Jer: Yes and then we have to balance on our head and raise our legs and do a somersault
Me: That sounds really thrilling. Is it Safe for Jolena to do it?
Jer: As a big brother, I know what is safe for my sister! She does all the steps perfectly. She runs, lands on the head. But instead of lifting the legs, she is lifting the hands.
Me: Thats sad
Jer: But She has the spirit in her. She would do that. Check this video mama. Let me get back to some training.
-Chronicwriter
32 Comments
haha the conversation was so funny..Ma God..lol
ReplyDeleteand I liked Jolena's static pose more than Jeremy's somersault...
lol
Jelena,jeremy and you...
ReplyDeleteheard abt the famous triangles of humorous ppl arnd the world??u cud make ur presence felt too.. :p
lolz..
ReplyDeletethe video is lovable again :D
and u dramatic dude wat about ur saniya mirza tht u r recallin ur kindergaten days?? ;)
first politics, now stunts.. ur nephew n niece sure r made for the future
ReplyDeletethese kids are sooooooo adorable, i love jolena
ReplyDeletea million hugs n kissies to her :-* :-*
MLM, Jermy is being spoiled by chris and in tuen joliena is being spoiled by jermy :) active kidz
ReplyDeleteEnnoda vote Jolena ku thaan paa
ReplyDeleteThe conversation was hilarious.. and u train kids very well for WWE!! Jeremy can be the Nest GREAT KHALI!!!
ReplyDelete**senior students from class one
ReplyDeletehahah just perfect :)
u are one cool mama to have.. jeremy is one heck of a bro! :)
ReplyDeleteLolz...all 3 parts were hilarious...3 cheers!! :)
ReplyDeleteHead landing is dangerous...teach them head banging! ;)
@joyce girl
ReplyDeletehaha.. the conversation goes on.. and yeah! am waiting for the next video... i have to stop this video thingie for sometime and start with long write ups
@multimenon
ReplyDeleteplanning to make it the golden square... will find a girl soon..
@richa
ReplyDeletesania mirza is just a new girl..:)
there is renu! and she is my sweet heart
@sarath
ReplyDeletethey are planning to do an interview.. coolio
@lukkydivz
ReplyDeletejo indeed gets loads of kisses these days.. after all whose grand daughter!?
@shivaram
ReplyDeletejolena will be become a rocksta and jeremy a politician
@karthik
ReplyDeletemachan.. jeremy ! if he becomes great khali , he myte even thrash me..
@bhaw
ReplyDeletehehe.. thanks for the comment in youtube
@phoenix
ReplyDeletei thot i was a hot mama... am i cool too?
@shenoy
ReplyDeletethanks bro for that advice.. would ask them to do some head banging stuff .. will take a video
hilarious conversation!!
ReplyDeleteu sure dont need any calvin and hobbes,or tom n jerry or any other does of humor when u have one at its best!!!
awesome!!
Chriz buddy,
ReplyDeleteHilarious post.
I loved the video. It was so cute. Jolena is so much like my daughter who is also willing to try anything even if she cannot do it.
And good luck for Jeremy and Jolena in their fight.
Cheers,
Hi mama this is Jeremy. I am little bit sad today. Even when i do all the stunts Jo gets the fan base. I think when i grow big then i will have my own fan base(esp girls) like you mama
ReplyDelete@santasizing
ReplyDeletethat was a great comment... i am honoured
@sal
ReplyDeletehaha.. is it.. would be fun if you write abt your kids in your posts... with some funny pictures too.. what say?
@dewdrops
ReplyDeletejeremy! it will be worth the wait... never lose patience.. boys usually dont get attention in the beginning... be calm and maintain your composure... you will rock soon
Nope bro :( Bad luck again :( But the convo was fun :) :)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely a "room pottu yosikkum sangam" post
ReplyDeleteHilarious....
ReplyDeleteSo,did jolena finally succeed performing the "paltees"?? :P
awww jelena is soooo chweet :D
ReplyDeleteAdorableeeeeee :D
ReplyDelete(I miss my nephew!)
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