Nov 2, 2008

257. Beer Talk

I have three bottles of Beer in front of me as I type this post. I usually finish a bottle of beer in three big gulps.The lack of constant touch has made me think that I have lost my great form in Gulping Beer.

Well, today is gonna be the day. I am gonna prove all my critics wrong. I am gonna prove that my beer gulping abilities are stronger than what it used to be..

I open the first beer bottle.

Beer bottle:One, Gulp:1
The first sip is always not so good. It is just the initial sip which wets the tongue and clears the vacuum space inside the stomach.I feel rejuvenated now . The drink tastes like ginger mixed with Hot water and vinegar.I feel strong and I am pretty sure that this post is gonna be a great one


Beer bottle:One, Gulp:2
The second sip was very soothing. My throat had a cool effect. I can feel my kidneys jumping in excitement. My bladder is getting filled up. Ok I am overjoyed with the beer drinking experience that I forgot to type what I had intended to type. Let me take the third and final gulp from the first bottle

Beer bottle:One, Gulp:3
This gulp just made me sit straight. Never knew that a bottle of beer would make me active.The bottle is empty, but my bladder is full now. Newton was right.Energy can be transformed from one container to another. Wasn't it the law of conservation of energy? Did Newton come up with that finding? Whatever... It is time to open the second bottle.

Beer bottle:Two,Gulp:1

Man! I know that My capacity is great. A super strong beer and a super strong blogger. What a combination!!! By the way, My bladder is gonna overflow.
Be Right Back
Oooooh! That was heaven. But now my tummy is so empty.I need another gulp before I type today's post.

Beer bottle:Two, Gulp:2
It feels like a fresh new start. A new beginning. Am I smiling now? Does that mean I am happy? When I am happy, I always come up with great posts. Wow! I just love this feeling.

Beer bottle:Two, Gulp:3
So soon. Two bottles over.Am the new drinking champion? **Burp**
Where did that come from? It was totally not intentional. So please excuse me. ** Burp**. Again! I need one more gulp to stop this burping thingie

Beer bottle:Three, Gulp:1
This gulp should stop the burping effect. But Is my bladder full again? Man I need to go to the loo. I could experience goosebumps under my feet. Am I ok? Yes I am pretty alright. I can walk straight and I am straight too

Beer pottle:Three, Pulp:2
Why am I sitting on the floor? Am I smelling Bad? Where is the computer monitor? I can only see the keyboard.I need to frink the last gulp


Dear throttle: Free, Hulk: hehehe
Whoa! Did I throw Up? The beer is not good. French Nurse ate a butterfly. I am driving a big blue car. I can jump like a kangaroo. Scoobydoobydoo. I can't see broperlee.

-Whronicriter

46 comments:

  1. enga, ithu ethana sollunga pakkalam!

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  2. hehe lol on tat..I hate beer..its so bitter..eeeh!

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  3. :)

    man, that was an awesome piece of writing...!! i could see that happening in front of me...and u did it so convincing..

    three cheers to that..!!

    :)

    PS:btwn, wht was the brand..?

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  4. hahahahahhaha llolzzzzzzzzzzzz !


    i wonder how guys guzzle bear... i hate the smell or it and the taste

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  5. can u really finish a peer throttle in three pulps??!# Ausome..

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  6. lol @ ur pic :D :D
    beer is the secret of chriz's energy :D

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  7. *burp*
    Yeah,Beer does that to you....

    btw how old is your Keyboard??
    or was it the beer :D

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  8. LOL!
    Your last picture is..like...LOL!

    I agree with Vinz totally!

    BTW-my email id is escapingmyself.aayushi@gmail.com :P

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  9. You would get beer belly and all the skipping and push ups would go waste.

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  10. It is always fun to watch the antics of people who have tanked up, everything but puking that is!

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  11. are you up matey?? last pic, ROFL :)

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  12. @king
    moonu.. corictaaaa soliteinaaa?

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  13. @sanju
    so you are her drinking partner?

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  14. @vinz
    thanks very much bro.. i am smiling now.. lets have a beer..

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  15. @vinz
    the brand... haha... kalyani

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  16. @phoenix

    even i used to wonder abt that.. but once beer goes in, i could not wonder cos i am already stoned

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  17. @sarath

    free dear.. bootie baalllll.. fanq u

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  18. @divz
    energy? you saw the last pix? you call me energetic even after that? thank you

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  19. @anurag
    the keyboard is old.. its badly damaged now

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  20. @aayushi
    you will get a mail tomorrow.. thank you girl

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  21. @kiran
    haha.. thats true.. i would puke and keep my tummt empty.. fit as kareena

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  22. @clement anna
    i agree with you.. it is so funny to watch such people

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  23. Wat a description on Beer-drinking experience!! Its sure to deter anyone from tryin it...

    I had a tiny sip of beer and it was yuck!!

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  24. @illusion
    you should never take a sip. always gulp it.. that will be better

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  25. LOL, u should have stop at the second bottle dude ;)
    Look awesome in orange shirt ;)

    C.
    PS: whose the French nurse btw? ;)

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  26. @cess
    i remember the dress she was wearing.. i dont remember her name

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  27. That was a neat one!! ;)
    About kicks that leaves you all Hic Hic Hic!!
    Three cheers!! :)

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  28. LOVE how you've personalized ur keyboard!!

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  29. @ chriz:

    hehe wat wat wat drinking partner?

    lol

    man

    I've had it once or twice...

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  30. LOL @ur pic! so drunk ha!

    Keshi.

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  31. u Still look like you are sober in that pic of yours. guess 3 bottles of beer ain't enough for you buddy.. :P

    Cheers..!!
    S

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  32. @SHENOY...

    if only i had some partner for cheering along , i could have gone for one more

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  33. @divine
    got it from the net :)

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  34. @s
    i know my capacity.. its really tuff to cross even a single beer.. this is too much

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  35. hehe no just had sum sips 2 or 3..lol

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  36. I ADORE beer.
    :P

    seriously... but i do NOT throw up HOWEVER much i drink unless i have too many cigarettes with it or punch something else in after beer...

    hilarious post!
    thumbs up!!
    :P

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  37. omg!..i m loving it!..cant stop reading ur blog!hahahaha!!and cant stop laughing..
    P.s.i m not even drunk!;)..
    wait..or am i?:O

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