"The bear is on a rampage. Will the Bull charge back?"
This caption is a terminology used in economics. In laymen language,"When the economy is doing well, we call it the Bullish economy and when the economy is going from good to bad, we call it Bearish"
My knowledge on economics and finance is not really good. But the very little knowledge that I have on this subject is just because of one term "SENSEX".Let me take you back down memory lane and explain how "SENSEX" changed my life.
I have completed one year of MBA.This day was a very crucial day of my life. I had to choose my elective papers. My course pattern indicated that I could do a dual degree. I took marketing as my Major degree.
As I could take up a dual degree, I took Information Technology as my Minor degree.An MBA in Marketing and Systems sounded really great. But after selecting all the papers, I found out that I had the liberty to choose one more paper.
1)Income tax 2)Security and Portfolio management 3) Sensex 4) Stock Market 5) credit analysis.
To be frank I had no idea when I read these five subject names. But one subject really caught my attention. "SENSEX". I enrolled for that class and classes started.
I was so very happy because the most beautiful lecturer in college happened to take that subject. Days went by and I realised that SENSEX had nothing to do with Sensuality and Sex. I managed to clear that paper in exams but I am really surprised cos I do not know a single thing in that subject. Just when I was about to blame the examination system of the country, I chanced upon this video
When she can win Miss Teen USA title, I am not at all ashamed of clearing my SENSEX paper
-Chronicwriter
Days went by and I realised that SENSEX had nothing to do with Sensuality and Sex..
ReplyDeleteROFL
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and the video too good man.. such a brilliant answer :) bows!!!
There are dumber ppl than me :)
@preeti
ReplyDeletejoin the club..:)
you actually thought sensex is sensuality and sex? ha ha...
ReplyDeletesensex is hitting everyone these days...gosh
@kiran
ReplyDeletehaha.. why would i take the subject if it was not abt sensuality and sex..
had seen this video earlier.. damn funny. you should also see the video of jimmy kimmel explaining what miss teen usa actually meant..
ReplyDeleteam also doing MBA.. any tips on finance subjects????? :)
wow Chriz, i am really enjoying reading ur posts, now-a days sensex has no no sense:)
ReplyDelete@sarath
ReplyDeletethanks for the link.. just saw the explanation.. had a very good laugh
@sarath
ReplyDeletetips for MBA! THAT too finance subjects? copy and pass in exams.,,
@renu
ReplyDeletei am so happy that you like the posts... glad to know that the posts are serving their purpose
sen'sex'y post...hehehee:D
ReplyDeleteI laughed on the line tht everyone else is laughing at :D
ReplyDeleteAnother of your insane yet innocent stories! :D
@praveen
ReplyDeletesensexy comment :)
@aayushi
ReplyDeleteneed to see your birth certificate
hehe
ReplyDeletefinally!!
one more person who fits in the category of
sensuality + sex= sensex
tht was wat i wonered b4 enrolling for the same ;) :D
Hats OFF!!!
Hahahhah! Very funny! He he! That one liner was just too good! :)
ReplyDeleteLOLLL :)
ReplyDeleteeven i have a very basic understanding of sensex :P
i have no clue as to what sensex is.. as long as im unaffected by it i dont even care... :P
ReplyDeleteI hav a doubt! Tell me the truth. You really hold MBA degree?! :P
ReplyDeletelolz
ReplyDeletedid she really win?>???
wen i was sum 12yrs old... even i was very curious abt sensex... but later got disappointed... like u did! :(
:)
ReplyDeletegreat definition for SENSEX...
i know only u can think about something like that [;)]
the video was worth sharing..hehe
:)
I loved your Def~! hahahaha! I am still confused! and I know it does not mean that..
ReplyDeleteHey She made all blondes around the world look dumb!!! I am dying my hair now!
ne
I personally believe that ur story was such and such helpful on that and that and overall very funny ;)
ReplyDeleteC.
hehe the video was super niice..brainsss!!!!
ReplyDeletehmmm tat was humour to read..
:)
Sensex isnt abt sex? Im not enrolling then!
ReplyDelete;-)
Keshi.
Ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteI always thought that many americans were dumb, we have FALL Street before us
ReplyDelete@richa
ReplyDeleteeven now i still have a conviction that there would be some sex in sensex
@tara
ReplyDeletewhich oneliner?
@swats
ReplyDeleteyou too have a basic udnerstanding? u wud have figured out by now that it is of no use .. aint it>?
@phoenix
ReplyDeletesensex is more dangerous than HIV
@THOORIKA
ReplyDeleteyes i hold one. your doubts are cleared?
@anusha
ReplyDeleteyour doubts were cleared when u were 12.. but it took me 24 years for getting it undone in my head..
i am innocent
@vinz
ReplyDeleteyes that video was indeed worth sharing.. she is miss teen usa..
@NE
ReplyDeleteyou look great when you are blonde... forget all the blonde jokes
@cess
ReplyDeleteyou are back.. thats great.. thank you
@pj
ReplyDeletethank u! :)
@keshi
ReplyDeletethey havent updated the syllabus yet.. what if they add it later?
@clement anna
ReplyDeleteyes jifty for nifty
hilarious... prolly the dumbest blonde iv ever seen!! wonder if she ever realised wt utter rubbish she blurted out..
ReplyDeletei cant understand the sensex at all!! atleast now i know what those animal figures mean!!!
The Miss.Teen Usa is a classic example of the term 'Dumb' Blonde.
ReplyDeleteTry searching You tube for videos on 'are you smarter than a 5th grader'. I love the one in which a lady calls Europe a country..
I'll think abt it LATER then! I can join mid-semester cant I?
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
OMG that video!! never fails to get me laughing .!! hahahha !!1 "for our children" - LMAO !
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