Venue:A kindergarden classroom
The class teacher (CT) was asking a few questions to her three year old toddler students.
CT: Hey Nisha What do you want to become in the future?
Nisha: Ma'm I want to become a Nurse
CT: That is good. Maddy! What will you become when you grow up?
Maddy: I will become a daddy
CT: Haha..Now Renu! Tell me, what would you become?
Renu: Ma'm I want to become the future prime-minister of the nation.
CT: Thats a very good answer. Students give a big round of applaue for Renu
(Everyone clapped. I clapped too. Yes I was inside that very same class. I was clapping without knowing the meaning of two words 1.prime-minister and 2. applause)
CT: Now Chriz!Tell me what will you become in the future.
Chriz: I will come in the newspapers Ma'm
CT: Haha! Dream on you silly boy. First try to recite the 26 alphabets.
Everyone in the classroom laughed at me. That day I made a pledge. Yes! I made a pledge that I would appear on a newspaper one day.In the years that followed I was disappointed to see news on Osama,K-fed,Britney, Rakhi Sawant and even Paris Hilton flooding the newspapers.I did not lose hope and that is when I decided to go to the warfront.
The only reason why Abhinav Bhindra clinched the Gold medal for India was because I did not participate in the shooting event. Yes! I was busy in the battle field fighting againts terrorism. I was a champion shooter. My commander considered me to be an asset to the team.My gun used to do the talking all the time. On one such occassion, I was fighting against a gang of terrorists and that's when I saw her. Her name was Anusha. She was a Journalist.
She crawled and approached me. Yes she came close to me. She had a microphone in one hand and a camera in the other hand. She started interviewing me. I lost my concentration and in the process, the enemies shot me in the leg. My leg was hurt big time. But being a strong girl, Anusha carried me to a safer place and we continued with our interview.
I came to know that she calls herself "The wolf" and that she also writes a Blog.We had a long conversation. Anusha apparently is from my Home-state too,"Tamilnadu".Her interview was quite different. She did all the talking and I was asking the questions. It was fun.
29-10-2008
I woke up to read the newspaper and Yes an article about me appeared in the paper. Thank you, "Anusha-The wolf" for that awesome write-up. A future Burkha Dutt in the making.
-chronicwriter
54 Comments
wow,, I didn't know u were so famous.. Asia's funniest.. Very good... congos too... happy blogging
ReplyDelete***As every Tom, Beep and Harry, I fell in love, too
ReplyDeleteLol..the beep was funny :P
Web2rank ranked my blog no.2 in politics..rotfl! :D
@sarath
ReplyDeletevisiting your page men. thank ya
@aayushi
ReplyDeleteyou are young and you are more famous.. girlie
Wooo hoooo! Three cheers for Chriz! Wow! I am honored that I am interacting with Asia's funniest blogger! And the world's second funniest! That Sachin and Rakhi bit was hilarious! Nice interview! Had fun reading it! I still can' believe it......:)
ReplyDeletewoowww man..
ReplyDeletetht was a cool interview...hehee...ROTFL
lucky guy.....hey barkha is supaa fantastic..
ReplyDeleteand now anusha tooo....
:)
THANK U THANK U THANK U :P
ReplyDeleteHello.. Where is my treat?!! I gave ur link to Anusha and asked her to read it.. !! Hmph!!
ReplyDeletePS : By the way, you don't know how to play the guitar?! Right.. It was just a pose na!!!
thats some achieveent and it calls for celebrations :)
ReplyDeletelets kill the number 1 guy ;)
my my u r famous...geez :O
ReplyDeleteI am sorry buddy i am unable to view ur blogs. its blocked at office and i am too tried to see the blogs at home. BTW great interview and its equally proud moment to know that you have achieved one of your dreams
ReplyDeleteYou are a celeb...a star...Congrats...
ReplyDeleteithu thaan vilambaram....good work man..Congrats
ReplyDeleteI don't know how u do this....its wonderful....I think you are soooo full of life........I am just a Dull boy!!
ReplyDeletewow Chriz..thts quite something..
ReplyDeletegr8 going!
Keep up the good work!
MY CELEB CHRIZZZZZZZZZZ!! I commented there also! Check it out!
ReplyDeleteShalom!
what s wrong in spending time in the cafeteria?????
ReplyDeleteC.
PS: oh and stop looking for the most funniest person... I used a nickname :D
Thats a nice interview... congrats Chriz.. and nice work Anusha :-)
ReplyDelete@ chriz...
ReplyDeleteway to go buddy...!!
@ Anusha
Well done... keep interviewing and keep writing...
Cheers..!!
S
P.S: unga rendu perayum taraila kaanumaam... parandadu porum.. Erangi Vaanga... Innum ezhudunga...
lovely chriz as usual !!:)
ReplyDeletewill chk out on the wolf :)
and visalam maami has finally made it to my blog :)
cheers
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ReplyDeleteWe are very proud of you mama. We are still waiting for the next task. May God Bless you Mama. Love you lots. Agent Jer and Agent Jo
ReplyDeleteRocking man!!! What next?
ReplyDeletewoooh!!
ReplyDeletenow tht was some real fun!!
u r dramatic as always, wounded leg n interviewing an journalist on the battle field!! when ur commander in chief depended on u...
ROFL!!!
the interview thingy was juz awesome :)
Cheers!!
WOW Chriz! Congrats ! I didnt know I am reading a celebrity"s blog:),great sense of humour:)
ReplyDelete15 secs of fame for mr i wish i were famous ...ya nebody who interviews u definitely the nxt barkha dutt no?
ReplyDeleteWOW its great men.... Keep rockin.. May the Lord's Grace be with you for ever....
ReplyDelete~AngeLina
wow famous n very cute boy ;-) good on ya!
ReplyDeletebtw I replied to ya in ur earlier post...plz read.
tnxx!
Keshi.
Congrates, Keep it up.....
ReplyDeleteThats a great news!!~! Which newspaper was it?!!~
ReplyDelete@tara
ReplyDeleteeven i cant believe it.. hehe..
@praveen
thanks bro
@pj
ReplyDeleteyea.. two supaa fantaastic girls
@wolf
murunga marathula irundhu irangi vaa.
@thoorika
ReplyDeletehaha.. sure treat...
pose? c# minor chord...that was an insaalt
@divz
ReplyDeleteyes lets kill him
@phoenix..
hehe.. shy me
@santosh
ReplyDeletethanks bro.. my first blogmate
@kiran
thanks kiran...
@karthik
ReplyDeletevilambaram illaamaa enna maadhiri lottu losukku ellaaaam munnaala vara mudiyummaa? hehe thanks
@akshay
look who is talking? hehe.. thanks bro
@swats
ReplyDeleteyes.. sure jeremy and jolena coming up
@NE
thanks girl...thatw as sweet
@cess
ReplyDeletestop looking.. hehe... cafeteria? i used to spend my ime there.. thats y...
@ishwarya
nandri ... the big thanks goes to misty
@S
ReplyDeletehaha yes irangi vandhutoam.. seekiram adutha flightukku ready aayitoam
@preeti
ReplyDeletemaaami vandhutaaalaaa. naanum vandhutten. sathey poruthuko
@dewdrops
ReplyDeletenext week. its full of you both...
agent jo and agent jeremy are gonna go on a rampage..
@roger
ReplyDeletechristmas season.. so christmas carols coming up
@richa
ReplyDeletethank you very much
@renu
haha,... your name is my book
@thinktank..
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@angelina
ReplyDeletethank you girl...
@keshi
yes i saw the comment...hehe... orkut for women.. abt smoking and stuff. yes i know thats bad and thats gonna trouble us... but the reason i gave a tip like that is for everyone's own perusal...
@isha
ReplyDeletethankyou
yes i am keeping it up
@sri
ERGO- a publication of Hindu
**As every Tom, Beep and Harry
ReplyDeletelol...that had me splits
dude no wonder u r so famous ;)
nice intv wolf!!!
dude did u make her hear ur wolf whistle...m sure she wud b d only girl who wud not react usin her footwear
Unhun !!!
ReplyDeleteSo we are in august company !!
Congrats.
:)
hey sam cool Interview :D and you got ur dream come true too, and hey i dint know all those things when i came to your blog earlier, now i know this is a famous guys blog :D
ReplyDeleteWOW!!
ReplyDeleteu r famous or wat!!
Congratulations dude...and keep goin!
:)
@ chris
ReplyDeletem in a maram taller than murunga maram
@ everyone else
guys give comments on my writing sklls no :( ... ur only talkin abt him!! so unfair
Great Sir...
ReplyDeleteVery good to see your intention of writing funny about things and not turning serious.
Be Happy and Have Fun always!!!
congrats chriz...so glad to know that you are asia's numero uno.
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