Oct 30, 2008

254. BARKa-nusha-Dutt

Date:October 3rd 1985
Venue:A kindergarden classroom

The class teacher (CT) was asking a few questions to her three year old toddler students.

CT: Hey Nisha What do you want to become in the future?
Nisha: Ma'm I want to become a Nurse
CT: That is good. Maddy! What will you become when you grow up?
Maddy: I will become a daddy
CT: Haha..Now Renu! Tell me, what would you become?
Renu: Ma'm I want to become the future prime-minister of the nation.
CT: Thats a very good answer. Students give a big round of applaue for Renu
(Everyone clapped. I clapped too. Yes I was inside that very same class. I was clapping without knowing the meaning of two words 1.prime-minister and 2. applause)
CT: Now Chriz!Tell me what will you become in the future.
Chriz: I will come in the newspapers Ma'm
CT: Haha! Dream on you silly boy. First try to recite the 26 alphabets.

Everyone in the classroom laughed at me. That day I made a pledge. Yes! I made a pledge that I would appear on a newspaper one day.In the years that followed I was disappointed to see news on Osama,K-fed,Britney, Rakhi Sawant and even Paris Hilton flooding the newspapers.I did not lose hope and that is when I decided to go to the warfront.


The only reason why Abhinav Bhindra clinched the Gold medal for India was because I did not participate in the shooting event. Yes! I was busy in the battle field fighting againts terrorism. I was a champion shooter. My commander considered me to be an asset to the team.My gun used to do the talking all the time. On one such occassion, I was fighting against a gang of terrorists and that's when I saw her. Her name was Anusha. She was a Journalist.


She crawled and approached me. Yes she came close to me. She had a microphone in one hand and a camera in the other hand. She started interviewing me. I lost my concentration and in the process, the enemies shot me in the leg. My leg was hurt big time. But being a strong girl, Anusha carried me to a safer place and we continued with our interview.

I came to know that she calls herself "The wolf" and that she also writes a Blog.We had a long conversation. Anusha apparently is from my Home-state too,"Tamilnadu".Her interview was quite different. She did all the talking and I was asking the questions. It was fun.

29-10-2008
I woke up to read the newspaper and Yes an article about me appeared in the paper. Thank you, "Anusha-The wolf" for that awesome write-up. A future Burkha Dutt in the making.

-chronicwriter

54 comments:

  1. wow,, I didn't know u were so famous.. Asia's funniest.. Very good... congos too... happy blogging

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  2. ***As every Tom, Beep and Harry, I fell in love, too

    Lol..the beep was funny :P
    Web2rank ranked my blog no.2 in politics..rotfl! :D

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  3. @sarath
    visiting your page men. thank ya

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  4. @aayushi
    you are young and you are more famous.. girlie

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  5. Wooo hoooo! Three cheers for Chriz! Wow! I am honored that I am interacting with Asia's funniest blogger! And the world's second funniest! That Sachin and Rakhi bit was hilarious! Nice interview! Had fun reading it! I still can' believe it......:)

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  6. woowww man..
    tht was a cool interview...hehee...ROTFL

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  7. lucky guy.....hey barkha is supaa fantastic..

    and now anusha tooo....

    :)

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  8. Hello.. Where is my treat?!! I gave ur link to Anusha and asked her to read it.. !! Hmph!!

    PS : By the way, you don't know how to play the guitar?! Right.. It was just a pose na!!!

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  9. thats some achieveent and it calls for celebrations :)

    lets kill the number 1 guy ;)

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  10. I am sorry buddy i am unable to view ur blogs. its blocked at office and i am too tried to see the blogs at home. BTW great interview and its equally proud moment to know that you have achieved one of your dreams

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  11. You are a celeb...a star...Congrats...

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  12. ithu thaan vilambaram....good work man..Congrats

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  13. I don't know how u do this....its wonderful....I think you are soooo full of life........I am just a Dull boy!!

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  14. wow Chriz..thts quite something..
    gr8 going!
    Keep up the good work!

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  15. MY CELEB CHRIZZZZZZZZZZ!! I commented there also! Check it out!

    Shalom!

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  16. what s wrong in spending time in the cafeteria?????

    C.
    PS: oh and stop looking for the most funniest person... I used a nickname :D

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  17. Thats a nice interview... congrats Chriz.. and nice work Anusha :-)

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  18. @ chriz...

    way to go buddy...!!

    @ Anusha

    Well done... keep interviewing and keep writing...

    Cheers..!!
    S

    P.S: unga rendu perayum taraila kaanumaam... parandadu porum.. Erangi Vaanga... Innum ezhudunga...

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  19. lovely chriz as usual !!:)
    will chk out on the wolf :)
    and visalam maami has finally made it to my blog :)
    cheers

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  21. We are very proud of you mama. We are still waiting for the next task. May God Bless you Mama. Love you lots. Agent Jer and Agent Jo

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  22. woooh!!
    now tht was some real fun!!
    u r dramatic as always, wounded leg n interviewing an journalist on the battle field!! when ur commander in chief depended on u...

    ROFL!!!
    the interview thingy was juz awesome :)

    Cheers!!

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  23. WOW Chriz! Congrats ! I didnt know I am reading a celebrity"s blog:),great sense of humour:)

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  24. 15 secs of fame for mr i wish i were famous ...ya nebody who interviews u definitely the nxt barkha dutt no?

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  25. WOW its great men.... Keep rockin.. May the Lord's Grace be with you for ever....

    ~AngeLina

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  26. wow famous n very cute boy ;-) good on ya!

    btw I replied to ya in ur earlier post...plz read.

    tnxx!

    Keshi.

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  27. Thats a great news!!~! Which newspaper was it?!!~

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  28. @tara
    even i cant believe it.. hehe..

    @praveen
    thanks bro

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  29. @pj
    yea.. two supaa fantaastic girls

    @wolf
    murunga marathula irundhu irangi vaa.

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  30. @thoorika

    haha.. sure treat...

    pose? c# minor chord...that was an insaalt

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  31. @divz
    yes lets kill him

    @phoenix..
    hehe.. shy me

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  32. @santosh
    thanks bro.. my first blogmate

    @kiran
    thanks kiran...

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  33. @karthik
    vilambaram illaamaa enna maadhiri lottu losukku ellaaaam munnaala vara mudiyummaa? hehe thanks

    @akshay
    look who is talking? hehe.. thanks bro

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  34. @swats
    yes.. sure jeremy and jolena coming up

    @NE
    thanks girl...thatw as sweet

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  35. @cess
    stop looking.. hehe... cafeteria? i used to spend my ime there.. thats y...

    @ishwarya
    nandri ... the big thanks goes to misty

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  36. @S

    haha yes irangi vandhutoam.. seekiram adutha flightukku ready aayitoam

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  37. @preeti
    maaami vandhutaaalaaa. naanum vandhutten. sathey poruthuko

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  38. @dewdrops
    next week. its full of you both...
    agent jo and agent jeremy are gonna go on a rampage..

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  39. @roger
    christmas season.. so christmas carols coming up

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  40. @richa
    thank you very much


    @renu
    haha,... your name is my book

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  41. @thinktank..
    have you recharged your account
    ?

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  42. @angelina
    thank you girl...

    @keshi
    yes i saw the comment...hehe... orkut for women.. abt smoking and stuff. yes i know thats bad and thats gonna trouble us... but the reason i gave a tip like that is for everyone's own perusal...

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  43. @isha
    thankyou
    yes i am keeping it up

    @sri
    ERGO- a publication of Hindu

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  44. **As every Tom, Beep and Harry

    lol...that had me splits

    dude no wonder u r so famous ;)

    nice intv wolf!!!

    dude did u make her hear ur wolf whistle...m sure she wud b d only girl who wud not react usin her footwear

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  45. Unhun !!!

    So we are in august company !!

    Congrats.
    :)

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  46. hey sam cool Interview :D and you got ur dream come true too, and hey i dint know all those things when i came to your blog earlier, now i know this is a famous guys blog :D

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  47. WOW!!

    u r famous or wat!!

    Congratulations dude...and keep goin!

    :)

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  48. @ chris
    m in a maram taller than murunga maram

    @ everyone else

    guys give comments on my writing sklls no :( ... ur only talkin abt him!! so unfair

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  49. Great Sir...
    Very good to see your intention of writing funny about things and not turning serious.

    Be Happy and Have Fun always!!!

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  50. congrats chriz...so glad to know that you are asia's numero uno.

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