Oct 12, 2008

238. Why are Men Happy?

Disclaimer:Chronicwriter is not a MCP.
Men are never depressed.
  • Men Are Just Happier People.
  • Men are very simple creatures.
  • The garage is all theirs.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • They can never be pregnant.
  • Car mechanics tell the truth.
  • The world is their urinal.
  • They don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • People never stare at their chest when they are talking to them.
  • One mood all the time.No mood swings
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • They know stuff about cars.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • If someone forgets to invite them, he or she can still be their friend.
  • Their underwear is Rs 100 for a three-pack.
  • One pair of shoes is more than enough.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  • They only have to shave their face and neck.
  • They can wear shorts no matter how their legs look.
  • They can "do" their nails with a pocket knife.
  • They have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
  • They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier !!!!!

34 comments:

  1. MEN are happier.


    I really like the following lines,
    Their underwear is Rs 100 for a three-pack.
    One pair of shoes is more than enough.
    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    Ha Ha Ha Ha

    But some men get their under wear free of costs. don't they? specially red ones.

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  2. And by the way u sort of look like Nasan in your profile pic.


    Cool pic.

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  3. Lol wtf. :P
    Toooo funny!


    (come collect yr award!)

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  4. yeah we r simple creatures!!!

    also another reason v r happy is

    - all men think alike...so its not very difficult for us to like another man

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  5. haha nice one :P guess they're all true...

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  6. hey true tat is...
    most women r like tat but not all ..there r simple women too

    sum of ur reasons were too funny
    though they sounded like and MCP's view ...lol

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  7. Very funny...........thoughtful blog;)

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  8. 'They have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. ' huh i don t think so dear, my man won t have the choice, it will without mustache :)

    C.

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  9. many reasons made me ROTFL:P

    really men have no reasons to worry..and even if they have they just dont care to worry

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  10. I don’t completely concur with this post..ya ya I know it’s a fun post :)

    I don’t mindlessly splurge or indulge in an idiotic shopping spree like most wimmen..i am a decisive shopper..i don’t take ages to wrap up my shopping..i don’t even spend hrs in the trial room seeking everybody’s approval including the gatekeepers..

    30 secs???My fone convos don’t even last for 30 seconds..prolly lesser than tht :P

    I strongly AGREEEEEEEE with this 1.. "People never stare at their chest when they are talking to them"

    Just for laughs- all r problems begin with MEN..i don’t say no man, no cry for nothing! lol

    MENses
    MENstrual cramps
    MENopause
    MENtal breakdown

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  11. eh ha, ive got this as mail many a times...

    nyways, i agree wth Swats :P

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  12. @ Swats

    Girl u rock with ur Men.. pb :)

    C.

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  13. @poshin

    haha.. yes red underwear/...

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  14. @aayushi
    i already collected my award .. thank you girl and commented too.. dint ya get that?

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  15. @mayz
    all men have similar pervy minds.. yes.. but a few like us are very innocent... hehe

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  16. @wolf media
    yes they are all true in my life

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  17. @mayflower
    hehe..

    @cess
    ur boyfriend will be lucky...
    but he wll have hair in his nose and ears when he grows older

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  18. @praveen
    join the club bro.. lets party

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  19. @swats
    just loved ur comment
    all men problem happen for women.. opposites do attract.. hehe

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  20. @archana
    thank q

    @gypsy
    yes i got this as a forward a year back too.. wanted to give life to a few words.... and here it is

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  21. @vinz
    until the day we fall in love

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  22. I agree Men are happier..cos they dun hv to DEAL with Men. :)

    Keshi.

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  23. He he funny! Really low maintenance creatures!

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  24. U know i wanted to write abt what Swats wrote (MEN problems for us).. I second ALL those probs... Ha!

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  25. LOL !! Agreed !!

    Very toughtful points you cited out ! each one of them mate !

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  26. ur in a christian band?? Wow..thats so nice really..very very noble..I was for a very short bit..its awesome ..the whole experience..

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  27. @keshi
    hahaha
    thats true.. what a statement...

    @tara
    creatures? hehe... gal..

    @sam
    you and swats can join the club.. ill be the secretary for it

    @cinderella
    thankyou matey

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  28. @cecilia
    glad to know that u r from a band too..yes using talents for god is a great thing indeed. keep singing and keep coming here

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  29. 'but he wll have hair in his nose and ears when he grows older' oh trust we can manage to get rid of those too, it does not have to be just a woman thing to get rid of hairs :)

    C.

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  30. I agree with cess 'They have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. ' huh i don t think so dear, my man won t have the choice, it will without mustache
    Bcoz I am experiencing it from my wife too...

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  31. Kool post.



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