Oct 9, 2008

235. PH calling

My phone rang very late the night-before-last night. I checked my watch. It was 11 pm.Late night calls are always reserved for public personalities.I looked into my mobile. It read PH calling...


"Oh No! Not again", I thought to myself. It was the same girl. She was crazy about me. She even told once that she fantasizes about me. I finally decided that it is high time that I made her to change her mind. Her name is Paris Hilton. I hope my readers know that she likes to act in front of the camera.

I picked the call
PH: Hey Hunney ( Low voice)... Muaaaaah
Me: Yes tell me! What do you want? (Rough voice)
PH: I was just thinking about you
Me: Ok
PH: Can I come over to your place?
Me: No
PH: Please! I am looking at your photo now
Me: Ok.
PH: I am going for the Cannes-dress-up rehearsal tomorrow. Can I pose with your photo?
Me: You can! But do not trouble me any more.
PH: Ok. Muaaaaaah
Me: Bang (Call Disconnected)

I do not know what happened the next day. But I was stunned to see this photo in the papers this morning.Some people are really crazy about me. I can't stop them.

Can you guys give me some tips to snub people like PH?
Note: Thanks Keshi for introducing me to Photofunia
-Chronicwriter

38 comments:

  1. Yeah It does seem like Paris would cause you to loose your mind! Tell her to stop stalking you.. Or I would come and get her for you!

    N

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  2. ha ha good u made up a story over the plot lol

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  3. haha lovely shot of ya in Paris' hands..ooh lala! ;-)

    Keshi.

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  4. Be careful, you may end up in a video with her....

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  5. Dude, Paris Hilton? Seriously?? Euuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwww!! Would the next one be Mamta Kulkarni??? Just curious!

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  6. Cool Pic.
    Never knew you were into dumb blonde hotel heiress.

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  7. hahaha!!!
    these stalkers...temme abt em :P

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  8. you jerk :D hehehe!!!
    paris hilton???
    this was the same comment u gave even in my blog,if u do remember. :)
    is there anything in this blog which is genuinely true??? :)

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  9. Oh gosh!
    Be careful..this girl is in the bad books everywhere..Christ knows wht crap she may come up with..lol :P

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  10. ;))
    Now this is what i call genuine fantasies
    :D

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  11. LOL, hilarious!!! Yes, i like the way u hang up on her face!!!! :)

    C.

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  12. LMAO!!

    Are you serious? Or u're joking?

    The convo does sound like what Paris Hilton would do though...

    like ur blog man

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  13. ithu ellam konjam over...
    hehe :p

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  14. poor selection :P
    dint u get better gals?

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  15. @mus
    welkum to my page

    @NE
    you would come and get her for me? hehe... no no...i dont want her...

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  16. @pj
    was jobless and came up with this

    @keshi
    thanks to you..

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  17. @roger
    haha... i myte... but i will be under a mask...

    @sam
    mamta kulkarni... sounds good.. i just googled her and saw a glimpse of her..

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  18. @poshin
    me not into her.. she into me..

    @mayz
    anna gioviani is another one man/...

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  19. @archana
    this is a lie factory.. come .. read.. enjoy.. have fun and forget what u have read...

    @aayushi
    will she file a suit against me?

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  20. @illusion
    purpose served thru the post

    @richa
    iam innocent

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  21. @cess
    i hung.. but i felt sorry and called her back within five minutes..

    @sri
    and the foto is hot.. aint it..

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  22. @afronutes
    glad to know that u liked my lie page.. keep coming bro

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  23. @thanamoi

    what was that>?

    @praveen
    jessica alba called me after i hung the fone

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  24. @nitara
    theriyudhu aanaa theriyala

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  25. Haha.. A very creative use of Photofunia.. :D :D

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  26. :D lol Rotfl...yup how bout telling her she looks like ratatouille (sp bhul gayi ;( )

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  27. @urv
    thanks a bunch bro

    @think tank

    i saw that movie.. lovelie...

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  28. LOL LOL LOL
    for me its SRK calling :P

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  29. hehehe :P :P
    i should do that with rahul dravid...hmmm....
    why paris hilton? :O jennifer aniston is better!! or angelina jolie..anyone!! :O :O

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  30. lol!!!
    yes..there is a way indeed..
    love them back!;)

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