Oct 5, 2008

231. I gave a ring to my girlfriend

Last friday, my new girl friend asked me to take her out for a date.But I never knew that she was actually gonna rip my purse. I went to her place to pick her up. The moment she entered my car, she told"Hey Chriz!, Why don't you buy me a Ring?".I gave a shocked look.

But the sweet seducing retort from her side was too much for me to handle and the next moment we entered a jewellery shop.A man in his mid fifties waljed up to me and said,"Can I help you sir?"... "I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," I said.



He looked through the stock and took out an outstanding ring priced at Rs.25,000/-.My heart bounced up with a shock. But I did not want her to know that I am going through a mental trauma. So I said,"I don't think you understand-I want something very unique,"

At that, our now very excited jeweler went and fetched our special stock from the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at Rs.1,40,000."Her eyes sparkled...

"Why does she have to make me a pauper?", I thought to myself.I did not have a single paisa more than Rs. 5000 with me.But I could not lose the battle in front of my girl and hence I told the jeweller that I would take it. She clenched my arm in adoration and the air between us intensified.

"How are you paying?" asked our jeweler."I'll pay by check; but of course the bank will want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow(Saturday), and then I'll fetch the ring on Monday.Me and my girlfriend left the shop.She rested on my shoulder while I drove back for a romantic evening.

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Monday morning, I woke up because of my ringing mobile phone.
Me: Hello! Who is this?
Jeweller: I am calling #### Jewellers
Me: What can I do for you?
Jeweller:You lied, there's no money in that account.
Me:I know, sorry, but can you imagine what a FANTASTIC weekend I had?
Jeweller:#@@@$..
Bang went the phone
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Note:
I changed my mobile phone number for two obvious reasons
1) The jeweller
2) My girlfriend (She is my ex-girl now)

-Chronicwriter

38 comments:

  1. hehehe..lesson no 1- never spend money unnecessarily for ur galfrend

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  2. Me: Hello! Who is this?
    Jeweller: I am calling #### Jewellers
    Me: What can I do for you?
    Jeweller:You lied, there's no money in that account.
    Me:I know, sorry, but can you imagine what a FANTASTIC weekend I had?
    Jeweller:#@@@$..


    Lol.

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  3. really funny man!!! At least u had a good weekend :D

    C.

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  4. ha ha lolz Good idea ye lolz
    lesson no 2: don't pay heed to praveen's lesson.

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  5. wonderful...where is that bank..

    and meanwhile, you didnt mention what 'wonderful' evening you had..?

    ;)

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  6. @praveen
    hehe.. unnecessarily?.. i would say.. never spend even if it is necessary... weekends hould be fun.. lie plays a big part...

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  7. @aayushi
    no interpretations please

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  8. @cess
    yeah... you like ring too?

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  9. @pj
    haha... ill think abt that...

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  10. @vinz
    haha.. it was a lie

    it was a wonderful evening
    we went on a long drive.. then we had a romantic dinner.. we wlaked hand in hand in the sea shore.. whispered sweet nothings.. pampered her with my everloving tender creative brain....

    "Dream on..."- I can hear you say

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  11. hahahaha...awesome man...got tears in my eyes laffn!!!

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  12. LOL....a small lie and u get a wonderful weekend, but you lose the chick...worth it??

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  13. LOL! All u need is one forward and u get started, dont ya??? But good.... Impressive!

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  14. @mayz
    and i had tears too when she left me

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  15. @illusion
    one goes and another comes.. thats life

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  16. @sam
    yeah.. forwards gimme lot of ideas.. a little bit of alteration and bingo i have a new post..

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  17. nice read :) hilarious :) cheers :) watch out for the jeweller tho :)

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  18. hahaha....funny. dabbu ledhu, then y date? beware..girls are high-maintenance these days

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  19. he he, no ring please, i m ok :) just a dance :)

    C.

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  20. Hmm so you had to change mobile no in the end eh?

    So now girlfriend can't (and also voluntarily won't) give you a ring cos you didn't give her one eh?

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  21. @preeti
    yes i shaved off my mush.. he cant recognize me anymore.

    @nitara
    yes its very sad to know that babes are very costly these days.. but who cares? as long as we can fool those poor souls with the gift of the gab, then victory is on our way

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  22. @cess
    hahaha
    cool.. salsa... let it be...

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  23. @stupidosaur
    i hate rings.. they are small.. i would prefer a chain or a bracelet...

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  24. he he hd a hearty laugh ..haa..luks lik u r plannin 2 fool gals wit de gift of de gab..i pray dat gals either turn deaf or stop being dumb. lets watch out 4 dis mean fella..lol!btwn do u ever write thngs really out of ur life?

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  25. I was talking about girlfriend giving you a 'ring' on your mobile :P

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  26. Wht a gold-digger..plz don’t entertain such wimmen

    werent u turned off???

    Thnx for dropping by :D

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  27. hahahahahaha...girlfrnds can be seriously expensive!!

    but not all of them are.. :)

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  28. gosh..is this true story or a fiction?
    very expensive girlfriend.

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  29. @enchanted illusions
    i see my life as a joke... certain parts of the posts are truths .. but the others are lies... i just want my readers to havea great time..

    @stupidosaur

    your girlfriend giving a ring on my mobile.. i wont mind that.. or give her number.. ill give her a ring

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  30. @swatz
    naa. turned off na.. i turn everything on.. leave them on and leave...

    @multimenon
    you mean to say that you got a cheap girlfriend?

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  31. @kiran
    its a true fiction
    thanks for coming

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  32. //your girlfriend giving a ring on my mobile.. i wont mind that..

    Even I won't mind that. Cos it will mean I have one!

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  33. @stupidosaur..
    wow.. after u have one.. do inform me

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  34. hahahaha,thats funny!
    u write very well.I'll frequent this place from nw(got here thru pj's blog)

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  35. woho man seriously am laughing ma head out! :P i hope she has read this somehow

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  36. hilarious :P :P
    boys...^%$#^$#^$#%# X-( :P

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