Sep 22, 2008

220. Are you brave enough to answer Mr.X?

Please close your nose and read this SMELLY post

Mr. X is out of action for a long time. He doesnt like being mum for so long. (Mr.X is my alter ego). He is gonna ask ten simple questions to my blog readers. All you have to do is answer any one of the ten questions, with your explanation for the same.You can even answer multiple questions.Are you guys ready? It doesnt matter if you are ready or not. Mr.X is gonna shoot his questions now.

1) If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?
2) Does a mosquito fart?
3) Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
4) Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
5) Have you ever farted in your class room and have you ever admitted when you were caught for farting in the class?
6) If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
7) At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
8) If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?
9) If a vegetarian is infected with chicken pox would he become a non-vegetarian?
10) If a pregnant woman delivers twins, would there be two umbilical cords?
-Mr.X
The brave person will answer all ten questions. Are you brave?

23 comments:

  1. 1) It depends whether the person is holding the nose holes or not
    2) Shud ask mosquito
    3) Shud ask dogs
    4) Ask rabbits
    5) Never
    6) No idea
    7) Depends on the rest from the first seat
    8) No comments
    9) No
    10) No

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  2. ungalale mattum yaedi mudiyuthu... room potu yosipingalo!!
    (erm i hope u understand tamil)

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  3. 1.if the sneezing is strong.. :) try it..!!
    2. When it sucks your blood..!!
    3) do they..??
    4) because we never do...?
    5) yup..but never got caught..!!
    7) both
    8) it will be the same..and depends on how you strapped the toast..
    9) oh yeah...maybe..
    10) hoo..if yes then what if they were triplets..?

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  4. 1)Eww gross....i dont think so..
    2)Never got chattin with a mosquito..thou will make it a pt to ask the next time arnd
    3)Yuck...they are Dogs!!
    4)Man like convenience...eggs are easy to shape :P
    5)Nope
    6)Y shld he?
    7)Both!
    8)Cat feet first
    9)Tat would freak him out..wldnt it :D
    10)Yes

    Brave???

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  5. @sri..
    great answers...but where are the explanations?

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  6. @thanamoi
    room poattu ellaam yosikura alavukku engalukku arivu illaingo... idhellaaaam birthd efectunu ninaikurein

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  7. @vinz
    you are brave.. liked ur answers

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  8. @illusion
    hehe.. why cat feet first?

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  9. 1) There is an old saying that people who wear nose rings dont catch colds..

    2) Yuck! why do u even wanna know?

    3) Dogs recognize each other by their scent.. so when they do things like that, it means they're tryin to catch the scent of the other dog to see who it is..

    4) Easter eggs are a sign of new life, the bunny.... m not so sure, maybe they just wanted something really cute and fuzzy to associate with Easter.. why do u need a christmas tree at christmas time?

    5) Yuck! NO!

    6) Nope it just means the 5th one is prayin really hard that he doesnt get diarrhoea.

    7) Neither. Fold your hands and watch the movie quietly.

    8) You dint mention which side of the toast u strapped onto the cats back. Data insufficient.

    9) Nope he'd just call it mixed veg pox/paneer pox/gobi pox (since these are the only 3 existing fancy vegetarian dishes!!!)

    10) Never really thought abt it.. will check with my mom n get back..

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  10. 1. Wow! that should be neat. Good way to get rid of blocked noses. I am getting my nose pierced right now. Answer: Don't know yet.
    2. O'course. Y not?
    3. Becoz they can't smell their own.
    4. Maybe bunnies are chick-o-sexual.
    5. Nope. But if I were caught, I would immediately give the dirtiest look at my benchmate and space off from him.
    6. Probably the 5th one has a anna kournikova/brad pitt picture in her/his bathroom.
    7. Both
    8. Dropped where? In the toaster? Then it would jump out charred.
    9. Yes. Counter question: When a tall guy is infected with small pox, would he shrink?
    10. Yes. And the dad would tie the two together into a bow and celebrate!

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  11. 2. hey may be coz after all wat they suck in human blood na so trait transfer lolz

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  12. they r all some STINKING qns ha. lol!



    **1) If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?


    yukkk! anyways how wud I know...cos I never had my nose pierced.



    **2) Does a mosquito fart?

    Married mosquitos should. cos then they hv an arsehole. lol!




    **3) Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?

    Just like how some humans like to smell other ppl's shit!



    **4) Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

    Its a myth.



    **5) Have you ever farted in your class room and have you ever admitted when you were caught for farting in the class?

    ewwwwww never!




    **6) If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

    lol na...it just means the 5th one dun get it.




    **7) At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

    both..I dun care wut ppl on either sides say lol!



    **8) If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?

    hahaha! The toast and the cat will fight to land as they wished to :)




    **9) If a vegetarian is infected with chicken pox would he become a non-vegetarian?

    no..the chicken-pox will be called pumpkin-pox. :)



    **10) If a pregnant woman delivers twins, would there be two umbilical cords? -Mr.X

    interesting..cos I hv no clue lol! prolly the 2 babies r linked to the same one.



    Keshi.

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  13. btw I answered ur QN to me abt my Blogging hours etc, in MY blog. Did u read it?

    Keshi.

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  14. Hey hey hey
    Vetti boy
    D brave wil answer na?
    D coward ones'l question eh?
    Den wt ru?

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  15. @anne
    wow.. brilliant answers... you lied to your question number 5.

    @nitara
    you are indeed brave...

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  16. @priya
    haha i came and answered.. check you poll

    @keshi
    you are brave as ever.. and thanks for answering all the questions.. yes i read ur post on your blogging style

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  17. @solitaire
    haha join the klub

    @sins
    if i prove that i am brave and answer all the questions, that would be day when everyone will stop coming to my blog

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  18. so do I get a BRAVERY Award or something for putting up with the 10 Stink bombs? lol!

    Keshi.

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  19. 3)Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
    No dog told about its liking. it jus smells it... by the way how u know dat?

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