
Abhinav Bindra won India's first ever Individual Gold in Olympics.His prowess in the 10 meter shooting event, gave me the urge to buy a gun.

As I do not have the license to possess a gun, I wrote an email to the president of India to grant me license, so that I could also corner glory for India in the London Olympics. But after typing a detailed mail to the president, I figured out that I do not have the president's email id. Thus my love for shooting was nipped in the bud.
With a dejected heart, I went to the local market and bought a sling-catapult. My neighbor’s cat died that very same day.


-Chronicwriter
The cat died ..not really please ..please don't buy anymore of these toys u hav an inaccurately lethal aim.
ReplyDeletepoor kitty
ReplyDeleteloll! that was kinda funny... almost too funny to be true!!!!
ReplyDeletetell me u were jus kidddin LOL and it was supposed 2 be funny.
if not... um.. OMG POOR CAT!
An indian has shown the rt way to use a gun..let the world learn from him.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Who were you planning on killing with the gun? Your neighbor?
ReplyDeleteLol! :D :D
ReplyDeleteI have missed so much here..damn!!
@think tank
ReplyDeletenext i am buying something else.. a boxing glove
@mazhalai
yea poor kitty...
@niiyara
my blog is a lie factory.. do not buy the stories.. haha. thanks for dropping by
@sri
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@solitaire
i was not planning to kill anyone.. i want to win the gold for india
@equilibrium
welkum back :-)
:D its fun reading u ;)
ReplyDeleteAww!....that was cutee:)
ReplyDeleteand RIP to poor ol' cat
I have a dog and u r not invited anywer in the vicinity!
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