Tuesday, June 10, 2008

184.Kids are dangerous

Disclaimer: CG (Child Guidance) reuired for reading this post
Some Kids can knock us down with their intellectual brilliance. Here are some conversations that prove this statement right
Alan- Age 12
Qns: What is the difference between Self confidence and Over confidence?
Ans:
Self Confidence = I wet my bed
Over Confidence = Only I can wet my bed

Sudhan- Age 9
Radium was discovered by Madman Curry.

Nicole- Age 6
Popular authors can win Pullet Surprise

Sherine- Age 7
Beethoven had ten children; he practiced on a spinster in his attic

Shirley- 5
Teacher: one plus one =2
Shirley: One cow plus one apple = 2???

Shabir(Age 6)
Antidote: The medicine that kills dotes.

I promised May flower, that I would do her tag today.But I just came across this quote...

" Dont put off something for tomorrow, that you can do the day after"

-Chronicwriter
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22 comments:

  1. KeshiJune 10, 2008 at 12:23 PM

    **Confidence = I wet my bedOver Confidence = Only I can wet my bed

    lol cute!

    Keshi.

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  2. CяystalJune 10, 2008 at 12:44 PM

    LOL!!!!

    I fell in love with the simplicity and cute-ness of these kids.


    Kids are JUST TOO CUTE! (even i'm a kid but stilL!)

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  3. AnonymousJune 10, 2008 at 1:37 PM

    Im waiting for Jo to start speaking!! Am damn sure, I'll get to read funnier posts!

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  4. ChrizJune 10, 2008 at 3:49 PM

    @keshi
    haha.. kids they do all these nutty stuff

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  5. ChrizJune 10, 2008 at 3:49 PM

    @aayushi
    haha you kid? oh yeah ryte

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  6. ChrizJune 10, 2008 at 3:50 PM

    @sam
    jeremy does tak a lot and have ta write soon

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  7. m.flowerrJune 10, 2008 at 4:44 PM

    chriss........how mean:(

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  8. AkshayJune 10, 2008 at 10:11 PM

    First one is classic....

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  9. AkshayJune 10, 2008 at 10:16 PM

    I see you have blog-rld me thanks ..Also I am blog-rln u....can you pls use the url for my main blog http://dailydilli.blogspot.com/... under ur channels...

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  10. gypsyJune 10, 2008 at 10:33 PM

    :) ...

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  11. Arshat ChaudharyJune 11, 2008 at 1:56 AM

    hhehehe.. good one..
    And congrats on your Anniversary..
    Keep spreading the smiles :)

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  12. cm chapJune 11, 2008 at 6:28 AM

    Ha Ha... one cow plus one apple...thats fabulous...

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  13. SrinivasJune 11, 2008 at 8:25 AM

    Kids will always surprise us...one of my friend's son 5yrs old has gone with his dad to collect the rent from his tenant,the 5yrs old kid said to his dad.."From next month I will collect the rent.."

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  14. AnonymousJune 11, 2008 at 8:34 AM

    Kids say the darnest things.

    I love carrying on conversations with them.. I have a lot of child like qualities!! LOL!!!

    I will not give up my childhood!!!

    Ne.

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  15. rantravereflect/ janeJune 11, 2008 at 9:14 AM

    hahahahahahahahhahaha :)\awesum man..
    madman curry--> madam curie's gonna get u frm her grave n whack this kid!!;)
    1 cow plus 1 apple- geeeeeeee kids these days!!;);)
    he played on a spinister in the attic! positively fnnnny man!!! n 10 children- buahahahahahahah..

    pultzier prize n pullet surprise--- mannn this is how i'v emixed up names in ma school exam paperz!! ;)\\loved it chrissy!!

    keep us rollin over!

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  16. ChrizJune 11, 2008 at 12:39 PM

    @may
    no.. i took it
    @akshay
    haha ok.. i will add that link to my blogroll

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  17. ChrizJune 11, 2008 at 12:40 PM

    @d sinner
    :-)
    @arshat
    boss. finally a comment from my first blog mate. keep coming

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  18. ChrizJune 11, 2008 at 12:41 PM

    @cm chap
    hehe
    @sri
    hopping down to your page today. yes kids are dangerous. :)

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  19. ChrizJune 11, 2008 at 12:42 PM

    @cindersingle
    haha .. be a child.. thats always good
    @chrissy
    welkum back.. yuppy.. i'd like to be with the kids too

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  20. MahiJune 11, 2008 at 3:07 PM

    man, kids these days! it's amazing, how they just keep surprising us! i loved the first one! lol, hilarious post, chriz!

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  21. Ferrin BJune 11, 2008 at 9:10 PM

    haha i knowww
    kids r soo cuteeeeee i cud die for themmmm :D

    and thank you, chronic writer, for the awesome quote, "Dont put off something for tomorrow, that you can do the day after"

    i'll faithfully use it in my life. :D

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  22. AnonymousJune 18, 2008 at 2:49 PM

    Great post chriz.. Laughed my guts out. you are as always great..

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