May 23, 2008

173. My matrimonial Ad

Solitaire is an exceptionally talented girl with a mind that travels across space and time, She made us all to write a matrimonial Ad in her Wonderful blog . She also gave a structured template that I had to use to frame my matrimonial ad.


Here is my matrimonial ad: (Mr.X played a major part in devising this ad)




WANTED a Hawt chick ( Temperatures always soaring above 100 F) with a sweet voice, female for a handsome (yes he has two hands),funny (not a joker though) and a writer ( Mind you he writes on any surface) male.He always stood first in his school (Thanks to his height) and stands a total of 165 cms. (Sachin Tendulkar’s height). He also has a six pack (Already consumed four packs and the remaining 2 packs of family ice-cream would be consumed this weekend)

Comes from an Indian family born to an Indian Father and an Indian mother.Father is a Scientist (He designs rockets) and mother is a Home maker (She doesn’t build any homes though) and has a sister.


His hobbies include blogging, singing, tuning the guitar and cleaning the guitar, dancing (he calls himself a good salsa dancer. His partner doesn’t agree with him though). He earns his living by talking and talking.


Would prefer a Blogger, singer (who can dance when asked to).Preferably a woman.Must be sweet (He wont lick and test), should come from a funny family (jokers are not entertained though).Preferred Vital stats = 40-30-40.Should serve coffee in bed and should massage his back when ever asked to. If her name is Renu, her chances of getting selected is more.
Remember, the applicant was born on the thirteenth of Friday. (It was a good Friday too)Applications without photos will not be entertained.

Attached is a recent pic of the man mentioned in this Ad.

He will soon add two more pictures of himself after he gives the finishing touches to the fotos in photoshop.
Do you wanna be his girl?

-Chronicwriter

26 comments:

  1. First of all, thank you for calling me talented and exceptional..ahem!!

    This had me chuckling throughout!! Very funny Chriz! You were born on the 13th? Did you check my video that I put up on the 13th of May?

    Hahah! Hope your Renu reads this and becomes yours!

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  2. nice pic... have a half a mind to apply myself [:P]

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  3. @sol

    yes checked it out.. hehe... talented and exceptional.. yeah.. have to admit that..
    Renu will be mine? wow.. her hubby wont get mad at me?

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  4. @ bubbles..

    haha.. me privileged.. hope hrithik doesnt sue me cos i stole his body.. thanks to fotoshop cut and paste technology

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  5. hahahaha!


    **Temperatures always soaring above 100 F

    u mean she shud be on a stove top 24/7? Great!



    u morphed the pic didnt ya? LOL!


    Keshi.

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  6. hahahaha!


    **Temperatures always soaring above 100 F

    u mean she shud be on a stove top 24/7? Great!



    u morphed the pic didnt ya? LOL!


    Keshi.

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  7. @keshi

    haha.. yeah.. stole hrithik's body.. and now fitting my face in arnie's body.. will add it soon

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  8. haha..funny one again.hi tym u get married eh?:P
    PS1:pls dun try to fit ur face into arnies body...thats too much??
    PS2:ll be updating blog soon...dun take pains to come all the way to my place...

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  9. @neeths
    arnie wudnt mind..
    and yeah hopefully ill be patient for another 24 hours

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  10. lol thanks foк a good laugh :)
    *who can dance when asked to

    means she is not allowed to dance when not asked to??

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  11. hey Chriz.. took your words.. started a journal on my mommy-life.. check it out..
    http://knottymom.blogspot.com hope I get time to fill it now and then..

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  12. lol..Thanks for that good laugh.. The morphing has come out pretty well :D

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  13. Lol phunnnie! nice pic yaa ;) morphed or not morphed who cares :p and wot's wit renu? nice name though :)

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  14. @lena:
    she can dance if she wants to.. even when am not around..

    @josie
    i came to your blog.. commented on it too.. coolio.. cheers

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  15. @shalini

    haha.. the other morphings arent coming out well.. Arnie is tooo fair...

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  16. @elusive
    thank you for coming here.. great..
    renu is a dream character i write in my blog.. check my earlier posts .. you will know.. do come here often

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  17. Oh no!
    Is she married to a doctor? Quick give her an apple.

    P.S: Did you read today' short and sweet..this is referring to that.

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  18. **stole hrithik's body.. and now fitting my face in arnie's body

    lol dun try to fit in too many parts from different ppl into ur body Cnriz. U mite end up killing the already good-looking Chriz and look like a body-part exhibition.

    Keshi.

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  19. Great one. after long time i had a true laugh. BTW what do you mean by .Preferably a woman.

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  20. I would've applied, only u forgot to put up ur vital stats. The pic doesnt help. :D

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  21. haha Chrissy boy !!
    good one!!!

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  22. This was a great ad!!!! HAHA!! I loved it!

    ne.

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  23. lol!

    back massages aiii? lol

    "Preferably a woman" good one! :D

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  24. lol :P :P
    i think i will pass :P
    nice ad though :P

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  25. hey you, i was laughing and forwared the passage to few of my frnds....... you rock, simply rock.... by the way give me few days, i gone to take a pic( steal from somewhere like u did) and send it to you.... by the way, even if its my second comment on your blog and i am not late to tell you that my name is "RENU".....

    looking out for a pen to write few details abt u........

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