Mar 31, 2008

140. Fortune bloopers

My alter ego had a conflict with me because I did not give him enough importance in my blog. He was very angry with me because he felt that I gave more importance to Renu than him. I felt so bad that I did not even brush my teeth today. So I wanted to dedicate this post to my alter ego,"Mr.X".

The topic is very simple.The social networking platform,"Orkut" comes out with everyday fortune for its users. Some times these fortunes are so wierd, that I allowed my alter-ego to come up with his own interpretations for fortunes I received this week.

Todays Fortune in Orkut
Monday: You are a person of culture
Mr.X: My neighbour is a cultureless person or what?
Tuesday:You will travel to many places
Mr.X: I slept the whole day.
Wednesday:You are kind-Hearted and hospitable cheerful and well liked
Mr.X: Yes. I just killed a mosquito and poured water on the neighbour's cat
Thursday:Avoid any hasty decision
Mr.X: I want to go the loo now. It is very urgent. But should I wait?
Friday:Behind an able man, there are always other able men
Mr.X: I am not gay

-Chronicwriter

15 comments:

  1. think am becoming a chronic reader of your blog [:O]
    gud1agian...but why didya leave out sat n sun??

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  2. posted by Chriz at 8:12 PM on 31 Mar, 2008

    which time zone are you living in?

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  3. @neeths
    hehe thank you..
    fiveday working spree... rest on saturday and sunday

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  4. @neeths
    regarding the time zone, i wrote this post sometime back.. kept it in draft status. i published it this morning, by changing the date.. dint notice the time part.. kudos to your noticing skills

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  5. Oh! I got one more : THE LUCK THATS ORDAINED FOR U WILL BE COVETED BY OTHERS....
    I get this almost thrice a week on my Orkut page! No wonder Im always angry........ GRRRRRR

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  6. 'fortune-zone' is merely a pass time..
    so chillax and be happy:)

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  7. those orkut fortune thingies are insane! =P

    i once got 'you and your WIFE will be very happy together' the last i checked, i still have the hots for men! =D

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  8. I'm with gayatri! The day I got that fortune was the day I stopped even sending that part of my orkut page a cursory glance!

    and chriz, I hope, and here I'm speaking with the general welfare of humanity at my heart, that you re-e-e-e-eally did not take to your thursday's fortune cookie!

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  9. @sam
    they do some auto repeater script.. yes thats irritating

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  10. @may
    yes that true. sometimes it makes us laff..

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  11. @girl fo destiny
    gud that i did not allow mr.x to take the decision on thursday

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  12. ha ha ha...I am not sure whether I am happy/laughing by blasting my lead or by reading this post..but it was cool..

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  13. @devil
    u r here after 6 months.. welkum back

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  14. lol..orkut gives weird'er' fortunes these days..
    like ur fortune teller lost his job..go save urs!

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