Dec 4, 2007

90. Suzanne's Movie Project - Climax

Read Part 1 of this story for the pre-interval session of this movie project of a colleague of mine.

The Climax

Suzanne/IBS (4:12 PM) there?
Chriz/IBS (4:12 PM) yes
Chriz/IBS (4:12 PM) ready now
Suzanne/IBS (4:13 PM) yepperdido
Chriz/IBS (4:13 PM) start action camera
Suzanne/IBS (4:13 PM) then our next scene is in the training room
Suzanne/IBS (4:13 PM) we see this rooster trainer Roos Lee
Suzanne/IBS (4:13 PM) training our Henrietta
Suzanne/IBS (4:14 PM) he makes her hit punching bags
Suzanne/IBS (4:14 PM) she is made to do push ups
Chriz/IBS (4:14 PM) she has only two limbs
Chriz/IBS (4:14 PM) how did she do push ups?
Suzanne/IBS (4:14 PM) so?
Suzanne/IBS (4:14 PM) well she is a determined chicken
Chriz/IBS (4:15 PM) still how?
Suzanne/IBS (4:15 PM) u must understand how important her goal is for her
Chriz/IBS (4:15 PM) was that a big road? a six lane?
Suzanne/IBS (4:15 PM) hmmm yea
Suzanne/IBS (4:15 PM) ok
Suzanne/IBS (4:15 PM) she is made to do sit ups
Suzanne/IBS (4:16 PM) no need push ups
Suzanne/IBS (4:16 PM) and every day she does this
Suzanne/IBS (4:16 PM) and while she does this
Suzanne/IBS (4:16 PM) there is a song
Suzanne/IBS (4:16 PM) CHICK DE, HENRIETTA
Chriz/IBS (4:17 PM) oh
Chriz/IBS (4:17 PM) thats gud
Chriz/IBS (4:17 PM) but that sounds like ABBA's song
Suzanne/IBS (4:18 PM) that is chiquitita
Chriz/IBS (4:18 PM) phonetic similarity. wont they sue us?
Suzanne/IBS (4:19 PM) hmmm
Chriz/IBS (4:19 PM) btw Did roose lee have six packs?
Suzanne/IBS (4:19 PM) yea
Suzanne/IBS (4:19 PM) and he was 40 plus too
Suzanne/IBS (4:19 PM) he is 40 plus
Suzanne/IBS (4:19 PM) sorry
Chriz/IBS (4:19 PM) just like srk?
Suzanne/IBS (4:19 PM) yep
Chriz/IBS (4:20 PM) then shall we have some other song?
Suzanne/IBS (4:20 PM) he did pain e disco
Suzanne/IBS (4:20 PM) he is english
Suzanne/IBS (4:20 PM) doesnt knwo hindi
Chriz/IBS (4:20 PM) are we gonna inject steroids into henreita's body?
Suzanne/IBS (4:20 PM) NO
Suzanne/IBS (4:20 PM) this is a clean gud chicken with a good aim
Chriz/IBS (4:21 PM) tastes good?
Suzanne/IBS (4:21 PM) yea mayb
Chriz/IBS (4:21 PM) but i thought she was alive
Suzanne/IBS (4:21 PM) but no
Suzanne/IBS (4:21 PM) we wont eat her until after the story
Suzanne/IBS (4:21 PM) well... where was i
Suzanne/IBS (4:22 PM) so one day... while henrietta is runnin on the treadmill
Suzanne/IBS (4:22 PM) Roos Lee asks her y does she want 2 achieve this dream
Suzanne/IBS (4:22 PM) she tells him abt her dad
Chriz/IBS (4:23 PM) sit ups or tread mill?
Chriz/IBS (4:23 PM) how much calories burnt per day?
Suzanne/IBS (4:23 PM) she is working out
Suzanne/IBS (4:23 PM) strengthening up
Chriz/IBS (4:24 PM) how are we gonna show the pre-exercise henreita and the post-exercise henreita?
Suzanne/IBS (4:24 PM) we need not show
Chriz/IBS (4:24 PM) are we gonna ask her to dance in a bikini with tanned up skin?
Suzanne/IBS (4:24 PM) H-E-N-R-I-E-T-T-A
Suzanne/IBS (4:25 PM) not henreita
Suzanne/IBS (4:25 PM) no we cant ask her 2 dance
Chriz/IBS (4:25 PM) thats gud.. you are a good listener.. keep it up
Suzanne/IBS (4:25 PM) the censor board wudnt like it
Chriz/IBS (4:25 PM) now continue with the story
Suzanne/IBS (4:25 PM) k
Chriz/IBS (4:25 PM) we will bribe the censor board
Suzanne/IBS (4:25 PM) no the chicken censor board is still strong
Chriz/IBS (4:26 PM) even the name of the male of the species of the chicken community has to pass thru a censor clearance... so never mind
Suzanne/IBS (4:26 PM) yea?
Suzanne/IBS (4:26 PM) well yea
Chriz/IBS (4:27 PM) dunno. as you know i am innocent
Chriz/IBS (4:27 PM) now dont get lost in decoding my words....
Chriz/IBS (4:27 PM) continue with the story
Suzanne/IBS (4:28 PM) yea so where was i
Suzanne/IBS (4:28 PM) yea she tells him
Suzanne/IBS (4:28 PM) and he is in awe
Suzanne/IBS (4:29 PM) at a little chicken's dream
Suzanne/IBS (4:29 PM) of crossing the highway
Suzanne/IBS (4:29 PM) he asks more abt her dad and she tells
Suzanne/IBS (4:29 PM) when he hears who her dad is
Suzanne/IBS (4:29 PM) he tells that her dad used 2 b his role model
Chriz/IBS (4:30 PM) was he the one who killed her dad?
Suzanne/IBS (4:30 PM) NO
Chriz/IBS (4:30 PM) or was the gym instructor the actual dad of henrietta
Suzanne/IBS (4:30 PM) Roos Lee does not kill her dad
Suzanne/IBS (4:30 PM) or did not
Chriz/IBS (4:31 PM) does henrietta have a crush on lee?
Suzanne/IBS (4:31 PM) seeing her determination he admires her
Suzanne/IBS (4:31 PM) NO
Suzanne/IBS (4:31 PM) Lee begins liking her
Suzanne/IBS (4:31 PM) but Henrietta has only one dream,
Suzanne/IBS (4:31 PM) dream
Chriz/IBS (4:31 PM) fatherly affection or the cheenie kum types?
Suzanne/IBS (4:31 PM) cheeni kum
Chriz/IBS (4:32 PM) so what about introducing a song here
Suzanne/IBS (4:32 PM) no we already put 2 many songs
Suzanne/IBS (4:32 PM) that'll spoil the movie
Chriz/IBS (4:32 PM) is it?
Suzanne/IBS (4:32 PM) yeaaa
Chriz/IBS (4:32 PM) the producer has to worry abt this.
Chriz/IBS (4:32 PM) r u producing this movie too?
Suzanne/IBS (4:33 PM) hmmm yea
Suzanne/IBS (4:33 PM) so i get 2 decide
Suzanne/IBS (4:33 PM) but Roos Lee does not say anything 2 her
Suzanne/IBS (4:33 PM) and keeps it all inside
Chriz/IBS (4:33 PM) was he shy?
Suzanne/IBS (4:33 PM) nope
Suzanne/IBS (4:34 PM) but he knew she was not interested
Chriz/IBS (4:34 PM) keeps what inside?
Suzanne/IBS (4:34 PM) his feelings
Chriz/IBS (4:34 PM) mental constipation?
Suzanne/IBS (4:34 PM) kinda
Suzanne/IBS (4:34 PM) dont picture it like that
Chriz/IBS (4:35 PM) do we have an item number?
Chriz/IBS (4:35 PM) our audiences would prefer that
Suzanne/IBS (4:35 PM) yea after sum time
Suzanne/IBS (4:36 PM) then Henrietta's step mom comes 2 knw abt her going 2 the training institute
Chriz/IBS (4:36 PM) is she a gud mom or bad mom?
Suzanne/IBS (4:36 PM) ok ok mom
Chriz/IBS (4:36 PM) as in?
Suzanne/IBS (4:36 PM) u listen and decide for urself
Suzanne/IBS (4:37 PM) and one day when Henrietta is abt 2 get out of the hse
Suzanne/IBS (4:37 PM) she stops her and slaps her silly
Chriz/IBS (4:37 PM) HSE?
Suzanne/IBS (4:37 PM) house
Chriz/IBS (4:37 PM) oh... gud that you told that..
Suzanne/IBS (4:37 PM) y?
Chriz/IBS (4:38 PM) i thought it was an acronym for H____ S___ E__
Chriz/IBS (4:38 PM) what happened to the movie now?
Chriz/IBS (4:39 PM) are we having two intervals?
Suzanne/IBS (4:42 PM) noo
Suzanne/IBS (4:42 PM) i went 2 clarify abt a bug
Chriz/IBS (4:42 PM) here we call it the loo break
Suzanne/IBS (4:42 PM) what is H__ S__ E___?
Chriz/IBS (4:42 PM) i dunno
Suzanne/IBS (4:43 PM) if it's bad dont tell me
Chriz/IBS (4:43 PM) even if it is good, am not telling you
Suzanne/IBS (4:43 PM) k
Chriz/IBS (4:44 PM) High School excursion
Suzanne/IBS (4:44 PM) the step mama tells her abt how stupid her dream is
Suzanne/IBS (4:44 PM) what
Chriz/IBS (4:44 PM) i just made it up
Chriz/IBS (4:44 PM) who is the villain?
Suzanne/IBS (4:44 PM) bcoz of this dream that she lost her husband, that is, Henrietta's dad
Suzanne/IBS (4:44 PM) suspense
Chriz/IBS (4:45 PM) suspense was a boy or a girl chicken
Suzanne/IBS (4:45 PM) ill tell u
Chriz/IBS (4:45 PM) or was it an OTHER chicken?
Suzanne/IBS (4:45 PM) we r coming close
Chriz/IBS (4:45 PM) no! you stay there itself
Chriz/IBS (4:45 PM) i am a responsible professional
Suzanne/IBS (4:45 PM) No
Suzanne/IBS (4:45 PM) we r coming close 2 the end of the story u dum dum
Chriz/IBS (4:46 PM) oh.. ok..
Suzanne/IBS (4:46 PM) her Spanish mama starts crying
Chriz/IBS (4:46 PM) dum = hunk?
Suzanne/IBS (4:46 PM) and Henrietta consoles her
Suzanne/IBS (4:46 PM) and tells her that her dream will come true
Chriz/IBS (4:46 PM) so she doesntgo for gymming after that?
Suzanne/IBS (4:46 PM) no she does
Suzanne/IBS (4:46 PM) she is still determined
Chriz/IBS (4:47 PM) whose dream? her mom also had a dream?
Suzanne/IBS (4:47 PM) nuthing stops her
Suzanne/IBS (4:47 PM) no Henrietta's dream
Suzanne/IBS (4:47 PM) this movie is all abt her dream
Chriz/IBS (4:47 PM) then why is she still dreaming.. why doesnot she just run across the road?
Chriz/IBS (4:47 PM) btw , what is teh name of the movie?
Suzanne/IBS (4:48 PM) CHICK DE, HENRIETTA
Suzanne/IBS (4:48 PM) i thought it was obvoius when i told u the story
Chriz/IBS (4:48 PM) did you?
Chriz/IBS (4:49 PM) i thought the title was different.
Suzanne/IBS (4:49 PM) u wanna change it
Suzanne/IBS (4:49 PM) we can
Chriz/IBS (4:49 PM) yes
Suzanne/IBS (4:49 PM) but after the movie
Chriz/IBS (4:49 PM) chicken bririyani
Chriz/IBS (4:49 PM) how is that?
Suzanne/IBS (4:49 PM) b4 i 4get the suspense
Suzanne/IBS (4:49 PM) no
Chriz/IBS (4:49 PM) WE CAN?
Suzanne/IBS (4:49 PM) we need something diff
Suzanne/IBS (4:49 PM) artist
Chriz/IBS (4:49 PM) am i also a co-director?
Chriz/IBS (4:49 PM) we?
Suzanne/IBS (4:49 PM) nah
Suzanne/IBS (4:49 PM) u help in publicity by puttin gin ur blog
Chriz/IBS (4:50 PM) am i also getting my share of rotten tomatoes?
Suzanne/IBS (4:50 PM) yea
Suzanne/IBS (4:50 PM) definitely
Suzanne/IBS (4:50 PM) im generous
Chriz/IBS (4:50 PM) but what is teh crowd likes the movie and wants to hug you?
Chriz/IBS (4:51 PM) what IF the....?
Suzanne/IBS (4:51 PM) then u take all the hugs
Suzanne/IBS (4:51 PM) i dun want any
Chriz/IBS (4:52 PM) i'd take the hugs only from girls...
Chriz/IBS (4:52 PM) you take the rest( boys and others )
Suzanne/IBS (4:52 PM) k whatever
Chriz/IBS (4:53 PM) come back to the story now.. dont start dreaming...
Suzanne/IBS (4:53 PM) k
Suzanne/IBS (4:54 PM) one day while training Roos Lee tells her she's ready now
Chriz/IBS (4:54 PM) her mom cried.. but still our lady is determined...
Suzanne/IBS (4:54 PM) yea
Chriz/IBS (4:54 PM) ready for what? are not we gonna confuse the audience? cos he has a thing for her...
Suzanne/IBS (4:54 PM) Roos Lee tells her she's ready 2 cross the highway
Chriz/IBS (4:54 PM) oh.. let us be more specific
Suzanne/IBS (4:55 PM) specific?
Chriz/IBS (4:55 PM) That she is ready to cross the road
Suzanne/IBS (4:55 PM) but we r running out of time
Chriz/IBS (4:55 PM) she can use the zebra crossing
Suzanne/IBS (4:55 PM) and u have 2 go by 5:30
Suzanne/IBS (4:55 PM) o ok
Chriz/IBS (4:56 PM) yes... thats true... atleast we have to maintain atleast the exit time
Chriz/IBS (4:56 PM) ic ant maintain the entry time... 8.30 am often becomes 10.30 am..
Suzanne/IBS (4:57 PM) and so our Henrietta goes to teh side of the highway again
Suzanne/IBS (4:57 PM) now she's a confident chicken
Suzanne/IBS (4:57 PM) but suddenly she remebers teh horror of last time
Suzanne/IBS (4:57 PM) she shudders
Chriz/IBS (4:57 PM) did she attend john's training session on confident boosters?
Suzanne/IBS (4:57 PM) john?
Chriz/IBS (4:57 PM) our trainer
Suzanne/IBS (4:57 PM) ohhh
Suzanne/IBS (4:57 PM) no
Chriz/IBS (4:58 PM) how long are you working here ?
Suzanne/IBS (4:58 PM) her trainer is Roos Lee
Suzanne/IBS (4:58 PM) how long means?
Chriz/IBS (4:58 PM) roos is her physical trainer
Chriz/IBS (4:58 PM) john can be her mental trainer
Chriz/IBS (4:58 PM) cos u dont even know our john..
Suzanne/IBS (4:58 PM) no Roos is her all in all trainer
Chriz/IBS (4:58 PM) i dint mean the loo!!!
Chriz/IBS (4:58 PM) ok
Suzanne/IBS (4:59 PM) what?
Suzanne/IBS (4:59 PM) so she stands at the end of the road
Suzanne/IBS (4:59 PM) and she remembers how her dad died
Suzanne/IBS (4:59 PM) and she shakes
Suzanne/IBS (5:00 PM) but then she remembers her dad's words
Chriz/IBS (5:00 PM) what was she doing when her dad died?
Suzanne/IBS (5:00 PM) 5 min... 5 min
Suzanne/IBS (5:00 PM) she was in high school
Suzanne/IBS (5:00 PM) had chem lab exam
Chriz/IBS (5:00 PM) did she copy in her experiments?
Suzanne/IBS (5:00 PM) nope
Suzanne/IBS (5:00 PM) she was a nice chicken
Chriz/IBS (5:01 PM) Na2 SO4
Chriz/IBS (5:01 PM) H2SO4
Chriz/IBS (5:01 PM) CH2=cH2
Suzanne/IBS (5:01 PM) u were gud in chem i can c
Chriz/IBS (5:01 PM) i am just showing off that i know all these stuff in chemistry cos i am gonna post this in my blog
Suzanne/IBS (5:02 PM) yea
Chriz/IBS (5:02 PM) now stop admiring my chemistry skills and continue with ur story
Suzanne/IBS (5:02 PM) so
Suzanne/IBS (5:02 PM) as she is about 2 cross
Suzanne/IBS (5:02 PM) she remembers her dad's words
Suzanne/IBS (5:02 PM) 5 min... 5 min
Chriz/IBS (5:02 PM) what did he say?
Suzanne/IBS (5:02 PM) if for 5 min u give it ur all
Suzanne/IBS (5:02 PM) then even God wont take it back from u
Chriz/IBS (5:03 PM) can we use amitabh bachan's voice for her dad's last words?
Suzanne/IBS (5:03 PM) :-)
Suzanne/IBS (5:03 PM) k
Chriz/IBS (5:03 PM) did you steal this dialogue from the movie DON?
Chriz/IBS (5:03 PM) or shud we use usha udhupth's voice
Chriz/IBS (5:03 PM) or your voice?
Chriz/IBS (5:03 PM) all three have close integrations
Suzanne/IBS (5:04 PM) NO
Suzanne/IBS (5:04 PM) i stole it from chak de india
Suzanne/IBS (5:04 PM) not DON
Suzanne/IBS (5:04 PM) and as she gets ready
Chriz/IBS (5:04 PM) some srk movie...
Suzanne/IBS (5:04 PM) she sees her step sister coming close by 2 wish her luck
Suzanne/IBS (5:04 PM) Good luck
Suzanne/IBS (5:05 PM) she says
Chriz/IBS (5:05 PM) what is her step sister's name?
Suzanne/IBS (5:05 PM) and pushes Henrietta to the road
Suzanne/IBS (5:05 PM) Henrietta is caught off guard
Chriz/IBS (5:05 PM) i asked her sister's anme
Chriz/IBS (5:05 PM) name!
Suzanne/IBS (5:05 PM) Jennifer Lopez
Suzanne/IBS (5:05 PM) Sorry
Suzanne/IBS (5:05 PM) Hennifer
Suzanne/IBS (5:06 PM) thats better
Chriz/IBS (5:06 PM) but that sounds more like latin
Suzanne/IBS (5:06 PM) yea
Suzanne/IBS (5:06 PM) well we r at the climax
Chriz/IBS (5:06 PM) she is spanish .
Chriz/IBS (5:06 PM) so can we have something like panchez vicario
Suzanne/IBS (5:06 PM) nooo
Suzanne/IBS (5:06 PM) it's HENnifer
Chriz/IBS (5:07 PM) ok as you say.. anyways the movie is not gonna run.. so who cares?
Suzanne/IBS (5:07 PM) k
Chriz/IBS (5:07 PM) now finish the story
Suzanne/IBS (5:07 PM) and she is pushed onto the road
Suzanne/IBS (5:07 PM) nobody saw that she was pushed
Chriz/IBS (5:08 PM) so it was a muder well planned!!!
Suzanne/IBS (5:08 PM) and her step sister smiles the villainy smile
Suzanne/IBS (5:08 PM) mmuder?
Chriz/IBS (5:08 PM) her step sister had a crush on lee?
Suzanne/IBS (5:08 PM) no
Suzanne/IBS (5:08 PM) her step sister didnt want Henrietta 2 b successful
Chriz/IBS (5:08 PM) why?
Suzanne/IBS (5:08 PM) But Lee sees the act
Suzanne/IBS (5:08 PM) Hennifer is bad
Suzanne/IBS (5:09 PM) she wants all the attention
Suzanne/IBS (5:09 PM) she was a jealous sis
Chriz/IBS (5:09 PM) attention?
Suzanne/IBS (5:09 PM) Lee sees teh act
Suzanne/IBS (5:09 PM) but it's 2 late
Chriz/IBS (5:09 PM) so is she gonna dance for the item number?
Suzanne/IBS (5:09 PM) Henrietta is on the road
Chriz/IBS (5:09 PM) ok
Suzanne/IBS (5:10 PM) and Henrietta stands up looks to her right and left
Suzanne/IBS (5:10 PM) darts here and there
Suzanne/IBS (5:10 PM) here and there
Chriz/IBS (5:10 PM) here and there
Chriz/IBS (5:10 PM) am also getting involved in this climax
Suzanne/IBS (5:10 PM) and finally 2 the surprise of the onlookers
Suzanne/IBS (5:10 PM) she reaches the end of the road
Suzanne/IBS (5:10 PM) road
Suzanne/IBS (5:10 PM) the other side
Chriz/IBS (5:10 PM) just like siddarth in the movie Boys
Suzanne/IBS (5:11 PM) chariots of fire bkgd music now
Suzanne/IBS (5:11 PM) she turns round 2 look back in slow motion
Chriz/IBS (5:11 PM) motion? that too slow? constipation?
Suzanne/IBS (5:11 PM) nooo
Chriz/IBS (5:11 PM) due to rigourous exercis?
Suzanne/IBS (5:11 PM) slow motion
Chriz/IBS (5:12 PM) oh.. you meant slow action replay
Chriz/IBS (5:12 PM) ok now this innocent mind of mine is getting aligned with your story
Suzanne/IBS (5:12 PM) k
Suzanne/IBS (5:13 PM) and her Spanish step sister is shocked
Suzanne/IBS (5:13 PM) she screams in disgust
Chriz/IBS (5:13 PM) finish the story fast
Chriz/IBS (5:13 PM) did she eat baked beans?
Suzanne/IBS (5:13 PM) her mama comes and slaps her silly
Suzanne/IBS (5:13 PM) NOOO
Suzanne/IBS (5:14 PM) Henrietta gets awards for her brave act
Chriz/IBS (5:14 PM) from whom?
Suzanne/IBS (5:14 PM) everybody congratulates her
Suzanne/IBS (5:14 PM) from the French president
Chriz/IBS (5:14 PM) the director gets all the tomatoes!
Suzanne/IBS (5:14 PM) and Roos Lee walks 2wards her at the award ceremony
Chriz/IBS (5:14 PM) who is the french president? some pervez musharaff?
Suzanne/IBS (5:15 PM) nope
Chriz/IBS (5:15 PM) valdimir putin?
Suzanne/IBS (5:15 PM) Cock Sie Donaldo
Suzanne/IBS (5:15 PM) Roos Lee goes 2wards her
Chriz/IBS (5:15 PM) now the censor board will come into play
Suzanne/IBS (5:15 PM) and says I always knew u wud fulfill ur dream Suzanne/IBS (5:15 PM) and he just walks away
Chriz/IBS (5:15 PM) how come he knew?
Suzanne/IBS (5:15 PM) without telling her anything
Chriz/IBS (5:16 PM) he is just saying that to get herattention
Suzanne/IBS (5:16 PM) and she just looks at him go with sad eyes
Chriz/IBS (5:16 PM) Her attention**
Suzanne/IBS (5:16 PM) THE END
Suzanne/IBS (5:16 PM) :-)
Suzanne/IBS (5:16 PM) chariots of fire music while showing the titles
Chriz/IBS (5:16 PM) well i have two blog posts ready now.
Chriz/IBS (5:16 PM) thank you very much
Chriz/IBS (5:16 PM) god bless me
Chriz/IBS (5:16 PM) and may devil kiss you
Suzanne/IBS (5:16 PM) yea really
Suzanne/IBS (5:16 PM) NO
Chriz/IBS (5:16 PM) get back to your work
Suzanne/IBS (5:16 PM) i dont want neone kissing me
Chriz/IBS (5:17 PM) lucky devil then!!!

-Chronicwriter

4 comments:

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  2. @darwin's theory

    time to sleep

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  3. Nice story but it was just another story. ask the writer to add some zing to it!!

    The part one was much better than the second one.

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  4. I think the climax wud'v bn better if u werent poking with questns in between!!! Grrrr!

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