Nov 29, 2007

89.Suzanne's movie project - Part 1

Wednesdays usually last longer than the usual days. Yesterday I was almost dozing off in office when a colleague of mine;Suzanne, messaged me through the intra-office chat facility.BTW, Suzanne is one of my salsa partners. This post is pretty long. The reader should have the patience of a turtle to read this one.

Suzanne/IBS (4.22) Hi Chriz, Have work?
Chriz/IBS (4.23) Not that busy
Suzanne/IBS (4:24 PM) me neither.
Suzanne/IBS (4:24 PM) im feeling sleepy
Chriz/IBS (4:25 PM) tell a story then
Suzanne/IBS (4:25 PM) hmmm
Suzanne/IBS (4:26 PM) which one do u want
Chriz/IBS (4:26 PM) the chicken crossing the road story
Suzanne/IBS (4:27 PM) once there was a chicken who loved crossing the roads
Suzanne/IBS (4:28 PM) she loved crossing the road every now and then
Chriz/IBS (4:28 PM) ok
Chriz/IBS (4:28 PM) it was a she chicken?
Suzanne/IBS (4:28 PM) and her dream was to cross a highway at heavy traffic
Suzanne/IBS (4:28 PM) yea she chicken
Suzanne/IBS (4:28 PM) buckbuck buckaeeekk
Suzanne/IBS (4:28 PM) she chicken
Chriz/IBS (4:28 PM) did she have siblings?
Suzanne/IBS (4:28 PM) yea
Suzanne/IBS (4:28 PM) a step sister
Chriz/IBS (4:28 PM) a sister who stood on a step higher than her?
Suzanne/IBS (4:29 PM) yea
Chriz/IBS (4:29 PM) or did her sister have step hair cut?
Suzanne/IBS (4:29 PM) her passed away when she was very young
Suzanne/IBS (4:29 PM) her dad
Suzanne/IBS (4:29 PM) passed away
Suzanne/IBS (4:29 PM) nope her sister had looong hair
Chriz/IBS (4:29 PM) oh ok
Suzanne/IBS (4:29 PM) so as i was saying
Suzanne/IBS (4:30 PM) she wanted 2 cross the road
Chriz/IBS (4:30 PM) then how did she have a step sister ?
Chriz/IBS (4:30 PM) her dad passed away na?
Chriz/IBS (4:30 PM) her mom married again?
Suzanne/IBS (4:30 PM) b4 her dad passed away
Suzanne/IBS (4:30 PM) no
Suzanne/IBS (4:30 PM) her mom died due 2 childbirth
Chriz/IBS (4:30 PM) whats the name of of our chicken?
Suzanne/IBS (4:31 PM) HENrietta
Suzanne/IBS (4:31 PM) She's a french chicken
Chriz/IBS (4:31 PM) now this is getting better
Chriz/IBS (4:31 PM) what was her color?
Chriz/IBS (4:31 PM) the usual yellow?
Suzanne/IBS (4:32 PM) nope she was a dark red
Suzanne/IBS (4:32 PM) brown chicken
Chriz/IBS (4:32 PM) after she was roasted?
Chriz/IBS (4:32 PM) or when she was alive?
Suzanne/IBS (4:32 PM) no b4 she was roasted
Suzanne/IBS (4:32 PM) she had brown feathers
Chriz/IBS (4:32 PM) ok continue
Suzanne/IBS (4:33 PM) yea so she always wanted 2 cross the road
Suzanne/IBS (4:33 PM) So our Henrietta one day was talking 2 her half Spanish step sister
Suzanne/IBS (4:33 PM) about her dream of crossing the highway
Chriz/IBS (4:33 PM) her step mom is spanish?
Suzanne/IBS (4:33 PM) and her sister was shocked
Suzanne/IBS (4:34 PM) well duh
Suzanne/IBS (4:34 PM) yea
Suzanne/IBS (4:34 PM) her step mom is spanish
Chriz/IBS (4:34 PM) her sister got electrocuted?
Suzanne/IBS (4:34 PM) nooo
Chriz/IBS (4:34 PM) why did she get a shock?
Suzanne/IBS (4:34 PM) surprised
Suzanne/IBS (4:34 PM) and she was why of all the things do u have such a dream
Suzanne/IBS (4:34 PM) she scolded her
Suzanne/IBS (4:35 PM) u r supposed 2 live and lay eggs like all the other chickens
Chriz/IBS (4:35 PM) did henreita have a guy?
Suzanne/IBS (4:35 PM) but Henrietta said
Suzanne/IBS (4:35 PM) I want 2 b a different chicken
Suzanne/IBS (4:35 PM) nope
Chriz/IBS (4:35 PM) so was she a nun?
Suzanne/IBS (4:35 PM) it's H-E-N-R-I-E-T-T-A
Suzanne/IBS (4:35 PM) spell it rite
Chriz/IBS (4:36 PM) henrietta
Chriz/IBS (4:36 PM) yup pardon me
Suzanne/IBS (4:36 PM) and no she was a feminist kind of a person
Suzanne/IBS (4:36 PM) so not interested in cocks
Suzanne/IBS (4:36 PM) or guys dominating her world
Suzanne/IBS (4:36 PM) :-)
Suzanne/IBS (4:36 PM) yea
Chriz/IBS (4:36 PM) ;-) ?
Suzanne/IBS (4:36 PM) that's what i call a smart chicken
Chriz/IBS (4:36 PM) ok...
Suzanne/IBS (4:37 PM) and her sister was like 'Don't even think abt it... Don't let Mama hear u speak like this or she'll slap u silly'
Suzanne/IBS (4:37 PM) Henrietta felt sad
Chriz/IBS (4:38 PM) mama was dead na
Chriz/IBS (4:38 PM) her spanish mama?
Suzanne/IBS (4:38 PM) but she silently thought i dont need them 2 make me achieve my dream
Suzanne/IBS (4:38 PM) her spanish mama is alive
Suzanne/IBS (4:38 PM) i said her mama is spanish not was spanish
Suzanne/IBS (4:38 PM) pay attention 2 teh story
Suzanne/IBS (4:39 PM) ill tell it only once
Suzanne/IBS (4:39 PM) :-)
Chriz/IBS (4:39 PM) paying
Chriz/IBS (4:39 PM) her french mama died
Suzanne/IBS (4:39 PM) yea
Chriz/IBS (4:39 PM) was she papa's pet daughter?
Suzanne/IBS (4:39 PM) but spanish step mama very much alive
Suzanne/IBS (4:40 PM) yea
Suzanne/IBS (4:40 PM) b4 he died
Chriz/IBS (4:40 PM) he is also dead?
Suzanne/IBS (4:40 PM) when she was small he used 2 make her sit on his lap
Suzanne/IBS (4:40 PM) and tell abt his yound days of crossing the road
Suzanne/IBS (4:40 PM) when cars used 2 honk and pass him
Suzanne/IBS (4:40 PM) his close calls with death
Suzanne/IBS (4:41 PM) and he died tragically in a road accident
Chriz/IBS (4:41 PM) he told about his death also?
Chriz/IBS (4:41 PM) so he was a prophet dad?
Suzanne/IBS (4:41 PM) nooo
Suzanne/IBS (4:41 PM) that part im telling
Suzanne/IBS (4:42 PM) he only told abt his close calls
Chriz/IBS (4:42 PM) oh ok
Suzanne/IBS (4:42 PM) so in short she by seeing this dream come true she was in short making her dad's dream a reality
Chriz/IBS (4:43 PM) her dad was like ambani?
Suzanne/IBS (4:43 PM) nope
Suzanne/IBS (4:43 PM) he was a middle class French cock
Suzanne/IBS (4:44 PM) So, Henrietta kept on dreaming
Chriz/IBS (4:44 PM) day dream?
Suzanne/IBS (4:44 PM) yea
Suzanne/IBS (4:44 PM) of crossing the highway
Suzanne/IBS (4:45 PM) and one fine morning
Suzanne/IBS (4:45 PM) when she was walking by the highway
Suzanne/IBS (4:45 PM) she thought why not
Chriz/IBS (4:45 PM) why not what?
Suzanne/IBS (4:45 PM) so summoning all the courage
Chriz/IBS (4:45 PM) her own courage?
Suzanne/IBS (4:45 PM) why not cross the HIGHWAY
Suzanne/IBS (4:45 PM) yea
Suzanne/IBS (4:46 PM) she walked 2 the side of the highway
Suzanne/IBS (4:46 PM) and waited
Suzanne/IBS (4:46 PM) and observed
Suzanne/IBS (4:46 PM) she concentrated
Suzanne/IBS (4:46 PM) and tried 2 decide when 2 make a move
Suzanne/IBS (4:46 PM) and then
Chriz/IBS (4:46 PM) was that a dream again?
Suzanne/IBS (4:47 PM) she put her first step onto the highway
Suzanne/IBS (4:47 PM) nope
Suzanne/IBS (4:47 PM) we r nearing intermission time
Suzanne/IBS (4:47 PM) if u wud pls
Suzanne/IBS (4:47 PM) i cud continue
Suzanne/IBS (4:47 PM) she put her first step onto the highway
Suzanne/IBS (4:47 PM) and then the 2nd
Suzanne/IBS (4:47 PM) she felt so amazed
Chriz/IBS (4:47 PM) ok
Suzanne/IBS (4:47 PM) she had started on her dream!!!
Suzanne/IBS (4:48 PM) she walked 2 more steps
Suzanne/IBS (4:48 PM) but then she saw a car move 2 her way
Suzanne/IBS (4:48 PM) she flapped her wings in horror
Suzanne/IBS (4:48 PM) zzzzzzzzzzzooom
Suzanne/IBS (4:48 PM) missed her
Chriz/IBS (4:48 PM) cha
Chriz/IBS (4:48 PM) who was driving the car?
Suzanne/IBS (4:49 PM) and she move d left trying 2 dart the next one
Suzanne/IBS (4:49 PM) and the next
Suzanne/IBS (4:49 PM) and finally it became a struggle
Suzanne/IBS (4:49 PM) then she closed her eyes and ran back 2 where she started
Suzanne/IBS (4:49 PM) she didnt cross the road
Suzanne/IBS (4:49 PM) she was upset
Suzanne/IBS (4:50 PM) sad
Suzanne/IBS (4:50 PM) she cried
Suzanne/IBS (4:50 PM) she cudnt control herself
Suzanne/IBS (4:50 PM) 'Hey Missy' she heard a voice
Suzanne/IBS (4:50 PM) she looked up
Suzanne/IBS (4:50 PM) and saw a rooster
Suzanne/IBS (4:51 PM) 'Y were u trying 2 get urself killed?
Suzanne/IBS (4:51 PM) She said it's my dream
Suzanne/IBS (4:51 PM) and then
Suzanne/IBS (4:51 PM) he said u need training
Chriz/IBS (4:51 PM) did she cry out loud?
Suzanne/IBS (4:51 PM) ill teach u 2 cross the road
Suzanne/IBS (4:51 PM) INTERMISSION
Suzanne/IBS (4:51 PM) :-)
Chriz/IBS (4:51 PM) i want pop corn now
Suzanne/IBS (4:51 PM) remaining 2morrow
Chriz/IBS (4:51 PM) and coke too
Suzanne/IBS (4:51 PM) go get it
Suzanne/IBS (4:52 PM) yep
Chriz/IBS (4:52 PM) its ur movie
Chriz/IBS (4:52 PM) and you have to give me the stuff
Suzanne/IBS (4:52 PM) no
Suzanne/IBS (4:52 PM) farah khan didnt give neone popcorn for om shanti om
Chriz/IBS (4:53 PM) cos it ran in many movie halls
Chriz/IBS (4:53 PM) but this is running only in this movie hall
Suzanne/IBS (4:54 PM) yea
Suzanne/IBS (4:54 PM) but i didnt bore u
Suzanne/IBS (4:54 PM) did i?
Chriz/IBS (4:54 PM) no u did not
Suzanne/IBS (4:55 PM) gud
Chriz/IBS (4:55 PM) villain?
Chriz/IBS (4:55 PM) any?
Suzanne/IBS (4:55 PM) yea
Suzanne/IBS (4:55 PM) u have no idea
Suzanne/IBS (4:55 PM) it will b revealed at climax
Chriz/IBS (4:55 PM) coool
Chriz/IBS (4:55 PM) music director?
Suzanne/IBS (4:56 PM) mmmm
Suzanne/IBS (4:56 PM) whom do u want it 2 b
Chriz/IBS (4:56 PM) whats the director's choice?
Suzanne/IBS (4:57 PM) ummm
Suzanne/IBS (4:57 PM) a r rahman
Chriz/IBS (4:57 PM) but the viewer is an illaiyaraja fan
Suzanne/IBS (4:57 PM) ok
Suzanne/IBS (4:58 PM) let this b viewer's choice
Chriz/IBS (4:58 PM) and dance director?
Chriz/IBS (4:58 PM) choreo?
Suzanne/IBS (4:58 PM) u want it 2 b kalpana?(my salsa instructor)
Chriz/IBS (4:59 PM) no
Suzanne/IBS (4:59 PM) k
Chriz/IBS (4:59 PM) she is unwanted noise
Chriz/IBS (4:59 PM) all crap girl
Suzanne/IBS (4:59 PM) yea
Suzanne/IBS (4:59 PM) ok
Suzanne/IBS (4:59 PM) then vaibhavi
Chriz/IBS (4:59 PM) why dont u be the dance director?
Suzanne/IBS (4:59 PM) we'll call her
Suzanne/IBS (5:00 PM) no i dont want the dances 2 b perfect
Chriz/IBS (5:00 PM) what about Rohit for company? (Rohit has a soft corner for Suzanne)
Chriz/IBS (5:01 PM) we even have a crying scene in the movie
Suzanne/IBS (5:01 PM) he is the villain's long lost cousin brother
Suzanne/IBS (5:01 PM) the villain has found him in the kumbamela
Chriz/IBS (5:01 PM) hahahaha
Chriz/IBS (5:02 PM) this transcript is saved my dear
Suzanne/IBS (5:02 PM) i dont care
Suzanne/IBS (5:02 PM) even im saving it
Suzanne/IBS (5:02 PM) i liked my story
Suzanne/IBS (5:02 PM) :-)
Chriz/IBS (5:02 PM) hehe
Chriz/IBS (5:03 PM) cool one
Chriz/IBS (5:03 PM) can i publish in my blog?
Suzanne/IBS (5:03 PM) wait till u hear the whole thing
Suzanne/IBS (5:03 PM) yea if u think so
Suzanne/IBS (5:03 PM) but no perverted stuff in it
Chriz/IBS (5:03 PM) its worth it
Chriz/IBS (5:03 PM) this is gonna be published as it is.
Suzanne/IBS (5:03 PM) Henrietta will not dance for mehbooba mehbooba
Chriz/IBS (5:03 PM) no frills attached.
Suzanne/IBS (5:03 PM) k
Chriz/IBS (5:03 PM) now you are giving me ideas
Suzanne/IBS (5:03 PM) noooo
Chriz/IBS (5:04 PM) am innocent
Suzanne/IBS (5:04 PM) my Henrietta is a chicken with only one goal in mind
Suzanne/IBS (5:04 PM) cross the highway
Suzanne/IBS (5:04 PM) neway my sleep is gone
Suzanne/IBS (5:04 PM) thanx
Chriz/IBS (5:04 PM) too many ideas now.......
Suzanne/IBS (5:04 PM) stop
Suzanne/IBS (5:04 PM) INTERMISSION
Chriz/IBS (5:04 PM) u r welkum... now kaum kar... teek saarey paanch bajey hogaiyae ab.. me leaving
Chriz/IBS (5:05 PM) bubye

9 comments:

  1. whoooo.. that was a really long one. i am sure the end must be better. cos there are two creative minds working on this one..

    ya chriz please no perverted stuffs!!

    what the heck i need to login using my google id to comment??

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  2. wtf ! come ! lets rejoice and make merry ! i got a bottle of scotch for u !

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  3. To figure out the differnce between Hard at work and hardly working look no further!!!!!

    Seriously man, that is stretching it tooo far and to think u actually typed it all out!!!!!!

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  4. @ santosh

    me innocent santosh.. so no pervy stuff. do i look like a perv? and regarding the login id, that was to avoid anonymous comments..

    @usha

    yup.. me asking her to blog too

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  5. @crazybugga

    she will come soon

    @mahatma

    is it?malt? wud love to...

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  6. @roger

    to figure out the difference check my next post

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  7. Pramadhamana mokkai...!! Seriously one of the best... :)

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