Santosh (8 pm) tagged me.

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night?
That guy who sat right infront of me, in the movie hall. He was sitting between his two friends( a girl and a guy). His head tilted only to his right and landed on the shoulder of the girl. The guy on his left had strong shoulders. But Why did the head tilt towards his right?
2. What were you doing at 0800?
I do not drive that fast. Might be at 80 kmph. But not at 800 kmph
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Taking a presentation for a client. I am working on a saturday. Poor me.
4. What happened to you in 2006?
I became the prime minsiter of India.
5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
My vocal decibel intensity is far higher than 15000 hertz.
6. How many beverages did you have today?
Powdered milk from coffee machine, one glass of water and ofcourse a whole bottle of litchi juice.
7. What color is your hairbrush?
I do not use a hairbrush. I use a multicolored comb.
8. What was the last thing you paid for?
I hate credit card payments.
9. Where were you last night?
Movie hall. Watching a hindi movi, Om shanthi om.
10. What color is your front door?
I always sneak in through the back door.
11. Where do you keep your change?
I do not carry coins with me. If at all I have some ten bucks with me, it will be in my jeans pocket.
12. What’s the weather like today?
I just set the air-condition temperature to 10. I am expecting my neighbour cabin guy to freeze soon.
13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
Any flavour goes as long as it has nuts.
14. What excites you?
I am innocent
15. Do you want to cut your hair?
No. I do not fight with natural phenomenon.
16. Are you over the age of 25?
Not a number more;Not a number less.
17. Do you talk a lot?
No. Never. I am the mostest- calmest- silentest guy ever born on earth.
18. Do you watch the O.C.?
Have watched a couple of shows.
19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
Yes. He used to sell his underwear for a living.
20. Do you make up your own words?
Yes. I do. There is no fun using the same old words again and again.
21. Are you a jealous person?
Jealousy is a sin. But I am a sinner.
22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’.
Anna kournikova. Her original name is Annalatchumi. But when ever she calls me up, her name appears as Anna kournikova in my mobile phone
23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’.
Katrina kaif. Refer previous question and its answer. Sorry Kasthoori.
24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?
Bellybum. I am not revealing that person's original name. She reads my blogs.
25. What does the last text message you received say?
Who is this? ( Advice to my blog readers: Please refrain from giving anonymous missed calls to random numbers)
26. Do you chew on your straw?
I am still very innocent.
27. Do you have curly hair?
I curled it once. Then I straightened it, and now I have receding hairline.
28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
29. Who’s the rudest person in your life?
Me, myself. Half the time , I do not listen to myself.
30. What was the last thing you ate?
I am eating Custard apple now. Oh my gawd. The keyboard that I am typing now is a total mess now.
31. Will you get married in the future?
I cannot get married in the past.
32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
Om Shanti Om.
33. Is there anyone you like right now?
My kids
34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
I am not a dish fetish
35. Are you currently depressed?
Are you some emotional comforter? If so ; Oh yea! come comfort me.
36. Did you cry today?
Is this an extension of the previous question?
37. Why did you answer and post this?
Work on a saturday. Then you would probably know.
38. Tag few people who would do this survey.
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