Sep 22, 2007

58. It is a funny life

This past week, I had a few weird learning experiences. I just wanna share it with everyone.

1) Do not use the mobile phone while taking a bath. Chances are that your mobile phone might end up in the water bowl and the soap might end up in your ear.

2) Do not use ear buds on your ears while seated in the back seat of your car and especially when you have someone driving the car like ronaldo's nanny.
3) Do not talk on the phone while eating out. You might poke your nose with the fork.


4) Never scare a small kid in a shopping mall by showing funny faces. The kid might spit on your face.

5) Never give missed calls to your newly-married friend. His wife might call you back and give a five minute decent speech to you.

6) While inviting your friends for a tea break through"group chat" intranet chat facility, please see to that the word PANTRY is not mis-spelt.

7) Bitings dogs never Bark.


8) When you are in the loo, make sure that you latch your door knob properly. Your room mate might have the shock of his life.

9) If an actress accidently happens to be your travelmate, she will surely have a Sidney Sheldon Book in her hand. She will have the amazing capability to jump from page 44 to 163 in just 5 minutes. She will also keep on scratching her head. Yuk. It is not a dream come true to have an actress as your travelmate.

10) When you decide to quit orkut for ever, you will receive three testimonials and fourteen friendship requests.
-Chronicwriter

12 comments:

  1. Wo hooo. all these must be an eye opening experience for you!! Loved this one

    5) Never give missed calls to your newly-married friend. His wife might call you back and give a five minute decent speech to you.

    This one is going via my mail to half of my oppice mates!! including Courtesy - YOU..

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  2. hahah so true.. did all of this happen to you!!??

    sorry for d delay in repsonse have been travelling like crazy.. will take up the tag soon :)

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  3. hehe santosh!

    yes! my friend's wife is an inspirational speaker.

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  4. @kirthi

    welkum back.. except for the dog biting part, all happened to me..

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  5. Nice ones.. esp the small kid in the mall.. :)

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  6. lol...lol..lol... i'm dying of laughter...

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  7. lol.. u're a wise wise man.. =P

    and ill hold you to your storyboard promise, if "its a small world" shapes up.. =)

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  8. How do u manage to do all this? ROTFL

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  9. @gomz:
    kids are dangerous
    @ vikky :
    drink some water boy. are you alright now?
    @praveen
    your movies are gud
    @roger
    i did not manage to do these.. they managed to do it to me..

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  10. haha .... very good read ....... n the orkut thing ... so true... :D

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  11. @anusha..

    two months out of orkut.. now i badly wanna get back... btw thank you for visiting my nutty blog.. keep visiting..

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