
Dear God,
Thank you for helping me to stay good so far this day.
I have not flirted with anyone today;
I have not given any missed calls to random numbers;
I did not mix salt in my colleague's coffee;
I did not press all the buttons inside the lift;
I did not park my car in the bike parking space;
I did not torture anyone with my non-stop talk;
I have charged nothing on my credit card;
I have not scared even a single child today;
I have not spammed by Boss's mailbox with my forwarded mails;
I have not reserved all the meeting rooms in office;
I did not use the official phone for my personal use;
I did not hurt any one purposefully;
I did not place any Hoax order with the pizza corner guys;
I did not overspeed on my bike;
I have not switched off my colleague's workstation when he's busy working;
I did not switch-off the air conditioner in office;
I did not call my friend on his mobile phone( he is on international roaming);
I did not pour water on the neighbour's cat;
But I will be getting out of bed in a minute and I think I need your help then.
-Chronicwriter.
17 Comments
well...well..well.... so i come to know all that you do daily..
ReplyDeletei have never been 100% successful in achieving all this on a single day. But I would love to have more precision in my future ventures
ReplyDeletehmmmm.. im surprised at ur list.. its sooo incomplete....u missed out on a lot of ur activities macha!!!! lol!! he he... ;D
ReplyDeletein btw.... i think u shud be addin a dictionary too... wat in de world is a 'foax' order????? :P
@ dhanya
ReplyDeletehoax became foax.. and regarding the other activities, ill add soon
If u pour water on the neighbour's pooor cat, you are certainly gonna need SOME help, sonny! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
ReplyDeleteHehe, i haven't gone to bed yet.
ReplyDeletehahaha.. hilarious.. as usual..! =D
ReplyDeleteand we share quite a few things in common from that list.. =)
@ usha
ReplyDeletei have a dog!
@ nikky
ReplyDeleteyou are tagged!
@ gay3
ReplyDeletehaha. thankoo... great people have lots in common
Chriz...Okay ! So you somehow manage to get the list done, on other days, (ok, may be not in 100% success) !!!!! ????? GOD BLESSSSS YOU, dear !!!
ReplyDeleteLOl, nice list.. will try to do the same sometime soo
ReplyDelete@ sandy
ReplyDeletegod bless you too.. hehe
@ santosh
ReplyDeletethats good. join the club..
"I did not press all the buttons inside the lift"
ReplyDeleteNever knew people did that !!! Now I know why that lift stopped in all floors !!
Man you are scary!!! And thank God, you didnt do those.
ReplyDeletehey just a passerby! cool list, m sure it must take a lot of effort from you to have done...ooops not done any of this on a given day!
ReplyDeleteDid you smile? Do let me know about your views of this post. Please read the post before commenting