This is a very innocent post from a very innocent writer( ME)
My God Child "Jolena" and her Big brother," Jeremy" (My nephew) are about to sleep.
Jolena Annika is 75 days old. My mom is pampering her with her daily fun bath.
Jeremy will turn three this september and he is an amazing brother for little Jolena...
I was showing these three snaps to my lady colleague and she jumped up and down as if she had won a miss universe crown and she said," wow the kids are so cute"... Being very innocent, I thought of surpirsing my colleagues with another three fotos.
The next day, I took a snap of ME in the bathtub and sent it around as a forward to my colleagues. Half of them stopped talking to me. I was so dejected. Then I found the reason for their sudden change in behavior. They were actually expecting my other two pictures. But for the other two pictures I needed a partner to pose along. So I thought of approaching the same lady colleague for her help; and so I went to her and told about my plans. I even told her that I'd buy her a pink frock so that the originality of the picture is not lost. She did not utter a word. But she went away. I did not know why she never bothered to reply.
The next day morning,I had a beautiful mail from the SHPB(sexual harrassment prevention board). They had called for an immediate meeting. I was so happy that I was the only one invited for the meeting from the male community. So I immediately opened my laptop zipper and found my axe deo. I sprayed it all over me. Then I rushed to the men's room and Gel'd my hair and when I found that I was really looking HOT, I made my move to the meeting room. I walked into the meeting room with full confidence and when I entered the room, I found out that I was the only Guy there. All the girls wanted me. But before they could talk, I quickly started my talk," Look ! Ladies!!! I know that you can't resist me. But I value my culture a lot and I do not appreciate any sort of emotional attachment from anyone among you.Also as I am a goal oriented guy, I do not want to give any hope to anyone of you". I was happy that i made my point loud and clear.
Then they started talking and they continued talking for another one hour. I do not want to disclose what they said, cos If I disclose it,all theguys who read this would feel very jealous.But I just want to reveal only one thing. All these girls were truly, madly and deeply in love with me.
-Chronicwriter
My God Child "Jolena" and her Big brother," Jeremy" (My nephew) are about to sleep.
Jolena Annika is 75 days old. My mom is pampering her with her daily fun bath.
Jeremy will turn three this september and he is an amazing brother for little Jolena...
I was showing these three snaps to my lady colleague and she jumped up and down as if she had won a miss universe crown and she said," wow the kids are so cute"... Being very innocent, I thought of surpirsing my colleagues with another three fotos.
The next day, I took a snap of ME in the bathtub and sent it around as a forward to my colleagues. Half of them stopped talking to me. I was so dejected. Then I found the reason for their sudden change in behavior. They were actually expecting my other two pictures. But for the other two pictures I needed a partner to pose along. So I thought of approaching the same lady colleague for her help; and so I went to her and told about my plans. I even told her that I'd buy her a pink frock so that the originality of the picture is not lost. She did not utter a word. But she went away. I did not know why she never bothered to reply.
The next day morning,I had a beautiful mail from the SHPB(sexual harrassment prevention board). They had called for an immediate meeting. I was so happy that I was the only one invited for the meeting from the male community. So I immediately opened my laptop zipper and found my axe deo. I sprayed it all over me. Then I rushed to the men's room and Gel'd my hair and when I found that I was really looking HOT, I made my move to the meeting room. I walked into the meeting room with full confidence and when I entered the room, I found out that I was the only Guy there. All the girls wanted me. But before they could talk, I quickly started my talk," Look ! Ladies!!! I know that you can't resist me. But I value my culture a lot and I do not appreciate any sort of emotional attachment from anyone among you.Also as I am a goal oriented guy, I do not want to give any hope to anyone of you". I was happy that i made my point loud and clear.
Then they started talking and they continued talking for another one hour. I do not want to disclose what they said, cos If I disclose it,all theguys who read this would feel very jealous.But I just want to reveal only one thing. All these girls were truly, madly and deeply in love with me.
-Chronicwriter
Lol.. you and innocent. I hope by now you would have learnt how girls rape you with word. {Wicked Grin}
ReplyDeleteNext time you are called by the SHPB ask ell them i am already raped once if you wanna talk to me come to All Male SHPB!!
After reading your post this is what I could comment ,
ReplyDelete"The kids are cute.. "
;)
Don't you think the SHPB is a li'l biased with just ladies on board? :D I mean, what if you were also harassed at that meeting!!! Esp., when you are sooooo innocent, you would'nt even have known what was happening to you!
ReplyDeletelucky jolena... i nvr had a cradle tht big wen i was a kid!! ;D
ReplyDeleteneway de kids r lookin very sweet esp jo in de 2nd pic... such a chubby baby!!!
touch wood!! :)
@ santosh
ReplyDeletethank you for the thought. I'll use it next time when my innocence is targetted.
@ gomz
ReplyDeleteno again...
usha: i did not understand what you meant! can you please explain and corrupt my innocent mind please!
ReplyDeletedhanya! that is jeremy's crib.. jolena has an even bigger one.. Yup! she is chubby and healthy unlike her godfather
ReplyDeleteThere is a saying in Tamil , "nenappu thaan, pozhapai keduthuthaan"
ReplyDeleteChk with some1 for transalation, if u missed it.
naan pachai thamizhan pa... goat dress podaama pogudhunnu, wolf komanathoda pona kadhaiyaa illa irukudhu...
ReplyDeleteChriz, why is that you always claim to be a hottie amongst gurlz ??!!Not that you aren't, may be you are but I just wanted to know :P
ReplyDeleteBy the ways, enjoyed your prev post, too !! :)
sandy!hehe
ReplyDeletethis is a funny blog...There might not be any logic behind the mails.. The sole purpose is to tickle your laughing cells..
lolz... so decided?.. how many years of rigorous imprisonment?
ReplyDeletehaha, vignesh... hey did you see that roberto carlos freekick?... this is how i change the topic..
ReplyDeletehey You! Go open the dictionary to find the meaning of Innocent Person .... Its Bee! Now stop calling you Innocent. I Know one another Innocent. He is an actor in malayalam cinema. Thats it! OK ! GOt It!
ReplyDeletehoney bee.. my righ eye has turned black.. hehe
ReplyDeletethose two kids are very cute, are they really related to you?
ReplyDeletedewdrops!
ReplyDeletethey are my sister's kids. more about them in my old posts