Jul 12, 2005

23. News from the future

My Dear Smilers!
Let us move forward... By twenty years... I would be forty five then...
My son would be in his teens and would be dating girls and also an avid reader of my blog and my daughter would be dating
Renu's Son in her school...
My wife would serve me coffee every morning in my bed and plant a kiss on my sexy Tonsured head ( Am Balding now)...
My dog would pick the newspaper all the way from the gate and drop it in my bed... I would then browse through the headlines in the n
ewspaper... Presenting to all my Blog readers, some of the headlines that I would be reading in the year 2027 A.D.

1) J.K Rowling completes the HP series with her 25th Book," Harry Potter weds monica lewinsky"


2)Mike Tyson bites Sylvester Stallone's Nose in the sets of Rocky IX

3)Sachin Tendulkar Says that he is fit and raring to Go in the home series against the mighty Bermuda

4)NASA finds urine samples in planet Mars.

5)Mandira Bedi elected as the new ICC chairman



6) Sharon Stone acts in a steamy scene with Daniel Radcliffe for basic instinct III ( I feel sorry for my son)
7) Amitabh Bachan to act as husband of Aish's daughter in the forthcoming movie " namak-kum"
8)Rakhi Sawant is the New Bihar Chief Minister
9) Gay marriages legalised in India.

10) M.F Hussain paints "Mulayam Singh Yadav", Nude.
-Chronicwriter

15 comments:

  1. I really don't think Sharon Stone will still be around then...but if so....EW! Poor Daniel.

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  2. daniel and sharon, that's okay... I can't stand harry potter anyway, I hope he dies in the recent book. His friends are better, ron and hermoine. And Amitabh in namak-kum, that is definitely bound to come true.

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  3. Why on earth Did Harry have to be linked with Monica Lewinsky ?

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  4. yemme: :))
    nikel: No one thought that she would be around for BI-2.Yup, poor Dan, and also my son, cos he would be watching it without my knowledge..

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  5. kav: Even am not happy with the whole HP concept. But a whole big group likes it anyways. Rowling indeed has a strategy to find her market audience.Amitabh!am waiting for Sholay-Agh. Hope he does not develop any wild emotions for nisha kothari or sushmita sen

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  6. sandy: yes.. how can harry be linked with monica? poor monica!!

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  7. hahahahhahaha!!! was the reaction when i started to read the news headline and the end was haha hoho hehe hihi.

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  8. santosh: hehe.. plz update your blog

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  9. Harry Potter kissed a chinki gurl on screen! ok now please explain ur existence to me ! i see some nuts who i know commenting on ur post :p

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  10. my existance? to be frank , I dunno.. and who is the NUT?SITM? WHY?

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  11. I remember reading a fwd.. of the same context..
    "Abhishek & Vivek attend Aish's mge with Dhoni.. " but its stands void now..(or who knows ;) .. )
    Very funny post.. !!

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  12. hey gomz: me too got a similar forward and that induced me to script this one..

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  13. Cool man! Where do you get all these ideas? grt going!

    Lage raho....

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  14. thank you sree.. i got a mail forward which was on similar lines. so i wrote one similar to that but with my nutty flow of thoughts

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