No one could tolerate the ever increasing mathematical brilliance in me and as a result i cleared my first semester mathematical paper after four years.During this course of time, I challenged the Ramanujam Theory once again. I called it the Analogous clock Theorem.

**Analogous Clock Theorem**

2=3; because the seconds hand is infact the third hand in the clock

**(in sequence ..**

__Proof__hours hand=first hand,

minutes hand = second hand

and seconds hand = third hand)

so seconds hand= third hand

removing hand from both sides =>

second = third

2=3

hence proved..

Will i reach Cult status in the field of Mathematics.

-Chronicwriter

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What can i say! Brilliant... I am left speechless...

ReplyDeleteYippeee! alas someone to feed-in a comment...Me too speechless and only writeMORE

ReplyDeleteI have a headache now...

ReplyDeleteAnswer: No, you will not reach cult status in the field of Mathematics.(Oooh-la-la! The satisfaction of driving a dagger throu people's dreams!)

ReplyDeleteUmmmm... the justification, u asked?

"Seconds hand = Third hand" (OK)

"removing hand from both sides =>" (OK)

"second = third" (NOT OK)

Did u swallow the 's' in 'Seconds'?

('seconds' not equal to 'third')

(Am sooo intelligent!)

Make way for the reaaaal Cult Status Mathematician! :D

silver: ill come up with another solution.. that'll cure your headache..

ReplyDeleteusha: seconds=third

the S is borrowed for future purposes..not convincing enuff? anyways you crackd it.. way to go..

Math was never was favourite subject.. numbers and i have raged a bloody war.. and none of us have one yet.. =P

ReplyDeleteSo, to make a long story short, THAT post went over my head.. =P

Err.. Typo..

ReplyDeleteMath was NEVER my fav subject

And none of us have WON yet..

Brr.. :O See what you've done to me.. ive forgotten my grammer.. Grr..

Kalakkal chriss... the "S" doesn't matter much cos its d core concet ... its rockin man!

ReplyDeleteGo 4it!

ME super proud chriss boy.... congujaka(Das congrats if u 4got)

ReplyDeleteWell, i think ur whole theory is wrong n im puttin in another challenge 4 ya....

ReplyDelete1st i'll prove u wrong!!!

minutes hand = second hand -(1)

second(s)hand = third hand -(2)

[NOTE:

the 's' in de 2nd equation hasnt been taken into consideration regardin de fact that it'll b used for future purposes!!!!]

so equating (1) n (2),n removin the similar terms, we get

minutes hand = third hand

hence proved that u r wrong!!!!

now u mite as well sit n prove this!!!!!

i cant belive this....!!!

another contestant for the Cult Math-magician race!!!!

Cheers!!!! :)

gayatri:thank you for hopping down. numbers and me still have a romantic inclination towards each other.

ReplyDeletesins: start blogging big girl. yank ya for he yamment

kiddy:

minutes hand is the catalyst..

this is a mathematical chemistry that is pulled forward for a stimuli equation. come out with better proofs kid! M-L-K

'S' is borrowed for future purpose? Ok, now i believe u... congrats, buddy, u r back in the race as a hot contender for Cult Status! :D :D :D

ReplyDelete(Pssst! thank god v r not math teachers!)

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